It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 am, on the first Hole of a
Busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my
upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud
speaker, 'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's
tee Please!' I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still
deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the
announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee.' I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled, 'Would
the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!' I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back 'Would the Ass hole with the microphone please be
quiet and let me play my second shot.'


RTR