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07-05-2009, 07:38 PM		#1 (permalink)
	the Paradox Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 3,918 High Fived: 1,405 in 682 posts Given High Fives: 1,799 Rep Power: 2518	The Lady Golfer A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f*cking lessons I took over the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!" He never even had a chance to duck as the 5 iron struck! RTR

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	gatorhater Richt Flair Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Greenville, SC Age: 27 Posts: 2,390 High Fived: 613 in 360 posts Given High Fives: 558 Rep Power: 713	Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden "I'd rather lose as a Dawg than win as any other team....once a Dawg, always a Dawg---how sweet it is!"

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RTR

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I've had a change of heart

Natalie Gulbis could grip my shaft any day.

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07-06-2009, 02:28 PM		#7 (permalink)
	Chalk Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,864 High Fived: 1,896 in 1,092 posts Given High Fives: 909 Rep Power: 4379	She has an awesome rack. (I was really hoping for a golden injection (patent pending) joke here......)

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She has an awesome rack.

(I was really hoping for a golden injection (patent pending) joke here......)

I was waiting for you to set me up....

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07-06-2009, 02:40 PM		#9 (permalink)
	Chalk Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,864 High Fived: 1,896 in 1,092 posts Given High Fives: 909 Rep Power: 4379	So D, whatcha think? I shouldn't even have to ask....

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nowhere near as hot as Gulbis.

Didnt say she was but they are the two hottest golfers in the world.

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