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A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit
her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it
another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f*cking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck as the 5 iron struck!

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Natalie Gulbis could grip my shaft any day.
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She has an awesome rack.

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I've got a threesome she could join.
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nowhere near as hot as Gulbis.
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Didnt say she was but they are the two hottest golfers in the world.
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I'd wreck both of 'em.
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