The Top 16 Celebrity Tweets We'd Like to See

Tider27 · 05-18-2009, 03:36 PM

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From Club Top 5

"The Top 16 Celebrity Tweets We'd Like to See
(Part I)

16. Ashton Kutcher: man, demi's *ss is falling faster than
taylor hicks' career

15. Arlen Specter: Anyone want to buy my collection of
elephant-themed neckties?

14. Michael Richards: *Finally* got another stand-up gig!
Anybody ever heard of this Apollo Theater?

13. Mel Gibson: @SugarTits Oh, come on! Everyone knows I love
the f***ing Jews.

12. Paris Hilton: @JessicaSimpson Ur nuts Jane Austen is soooo
pedestrian Thomas Hardy ROCKS English Literature Mayor of
Casterbridge is Da effing BOMB!

11. Carrie Prejean: My BIG regret for posing nude? It brought
so much joy to the lesbians.

10. Susan Boyle: How do you like me now, Scottish beyotches?!

9. Vanilla Ice: Yo! This thing on? Yoooohoooo, anybody there??

8. Joe Biden: 140 characters, huh? That's not a lot of space.
You know, I'm a talkative guy, I like to lay it all out
there. It takes me a couple of sente

7. Brett Favre: #FollowFriday @GreenBayPackers, @NewYorkJets,
@MinnesotaVikings, @TorontoArgonauts, @BringBackTheXFL...

6. Dick Cheney: Left my toothbrush at Rush's place again,
goddxxxxt!

5. Adam Lambert: Clay Aiken is *SOOOOOOOOO* ghey... And totally
HOT!!

4. Bill Clinton: FYI, ladies: Not wearing pants.

3. Miss California: hey, guys, if u happen 2 have the hustler
from June 04, please burn it. thx!

2. Mia Farrow: Holy ****! This is the best Quarter Pounder
I've had in my entire LIFE!!!

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Celebrity Tweet We'd Like to See...

1. Chuck Norris: Off to get Bin Laden. BRB "

[ Copyright 2009 by Chris White/TopFive.com]

Some of these are good.

Try to come up with your own Celebrity Tweets.

**GeauxTo** · 05-18-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tider27

PRACTICALLY NONE of these are good.

Try to come up with your own Celebrity Tweets.

Fixed it for you.

Tider27 · 05-18-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GeauxTo

Fixed it for you.

This isn't the LSU circle jerk thread, that's the next one over thanks.

razorhead · 05-18-2009, 04:35 PM

I was tweet was some new slang for vagina. What a disappointment.

05-18-2009, 04:51 PM		#5 (permalink)
	jacobp Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ruston, Louisiana Posts: 2,622 High Fived: 1,167 in 569 posts Given High Fives: 568 Rep Power: 4341
Know how I know you're gay? You use Twitter.

05-19-2009, 01:38 AM		#7 (permalink)
	BamaFreak Reverend Lunatic Fringe Join Date: Sep 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 2,895 High Fived: 890 in 465 posts Given High Fives: 2,570 Rep Power: 2548
Damn, I thought this was going to be about celebrity twats. I gotta start reading these thread titles more carefully.

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I was tweet was some new slang for vagina. What a disappointment.

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