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This story has got to be the wierded thing I have ever heard.

Paid to do it but fails to make friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts

In Stuttgard, Germany a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a sitution where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.
It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute wanted to have as child badly, but Demetrius was was told by his doctor that he was sterile.
So Soupolos, after calming his wife's protest agreed to pay his nieghbor Frank Maus, 34 to impregnant his wife. Since Maus was already married and had two childern, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.
So Soupolos paild Maus $2500 for th job and for 3 evenings a week for the next 6 months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 times to impregnant Traute.
When his wife objected he told his wife, " I don't like this any more than you, I am simply doing it for the money".
When Traute failed to get pregnant after the six months, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.
The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who then had to confess that Maus was not the real father of the two childern.
Now Suppolos is sueing Maus for breach of contract, in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it back saying he did not guarantee results, only that he would give it his best effort.


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Wow, epic failure.


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I wish someone would pay me to get their beauty queen wife pregnant
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Smart man, He should have looked up MB to get the job done!
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This is one of my all-time fantasies. To get paid to impregnate somebodies hot wife. If he sued me for failing to do it, I'd return the money. I mean, I got laid 3 times a week for 6 months by a beauty queen who is married, what do I care if I get paid?
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This is one of my all-time fantasies. To get paid to impregnate somebodies hot wife. If he sued me for failing to do it, I'd return the money. I mean, I got laid 3 times a week for 6 months by a beauty queen who is married, what do I care if I get paid?
Not only that, but he got to find out his wife had been cheating on him the whole time.


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What about the fact that the kids that guy already has aren't really his? This story is great on so many levels....i guess you can really say, sex sells, but with no guarantees. lol
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What about the fact that the kids that guy already has aren't really his? This story is great on so many levels....i guess you can really say, sex sells, but with no guarantees. lol


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I guarantee fireworks.
Nah I've tried that. Trust me, chicks don't like firecrackers suddenly going off at the end.
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Depends on where you put the fireworks.


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You know what really pisses me off about this?

The fact that the guy's wife, didn't want him to have sex with the smoking beauty queen, but meanwhile she knows that "his" kids, aren't even her husband's kids at all.


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A buddy of mine sent me this but for some reason it would not copy and paste. The story was so good I decided to type it.


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