I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
> know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
> thieves.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
> want. I've decided to marry my horse.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
> gallon a gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
> gas at 15% isn't.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
> spending the money I earn than I would.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
> offended by it.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
> guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
> will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
> ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
> millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
> make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
> to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
> Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
> their agendas past the voters.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's
> unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
>
> 'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything THEY DON'T OWN



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