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04-02-2008, 10:11 PM		#1 (permalink)
	GeauxTo Super Moderator (Best Poster 2007) Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 17,463 High Fived: 2,223 in 1,174 posts Given High Fives: 1,213 Rep Power: 4166
Best two-liner of the year! Judge to prostitute: "So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute, wiping away tears: "When the check bounced."

04-02-2008, 10:30 PM		#2 (permalink)
	ColonelKurtz Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Metro ATL, formally Cambodia Age: 54 Posts: 2,554 High Fived: 42 in 22 posts Given High Fives: 3 Rep Power: 52
BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Oderint Dum Metuant "Georgia has to be considered one of the most talented teams. Look at schedule: going to SC, ASU, LSU, Auburn and playing Florida. That has to be the toughest schedule in the country. If they survive, they make it to the SEC championship. There is no way that Georgia gets through that schedule, no matter how good they are." Kirk Herbstreit/ESPN; March 7, 2008