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Old 04-09-2008, 05:44 AM   #841 (permalink)
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One of my favorites

Three men check into a hotel and the fee is 30$. ($10 a piece) Later, the hotel finds that they have over charged the men, the room is only 25$. The bellhop carries $5 back up to their room but on the way he decides they cant split $5 between the 3 of them so he keeps $2.

With this refund, each man pays $9. 9 X 3 = 27 plus the 2 for the bellhop = 29. Where is the other dollar.
The 3 men originally paid $10 each. After the $5 rebate, the guys would have paid $8.33 each, not $9. 25/3=8.33 They paid $8.33, have $1 in their pocket and gave the bellhop $2. $8.33*3 = 25 + $1 for each = $28 + $2 for bellhop = 30.
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Old 04-09-2008, 10:46 AM   #842 (permalink)
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, "Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner."
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Ok we're slowing down here people...been on page 57 for a couple of days now.
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What is your favorite city in America and why?
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:57 PM   #845 (permalink)
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Gainsville because of the gator games! and now that my brother is in college there I party there too! good combo!


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Gainesville is a cool town. I like it!
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Blackstock, SC is my favorite. There is absolutely nothing to do there except hunt and fish. You can hardly even watch TV. Hee-Haw was always a day late.
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I spent a month in Gainesville one day. And I ate the worst meal that could possibly be served in a restaurant in the USA.
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that is because you live in LSU country...


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I just sharted myself. Oops.
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How was it to you? Did you feel bad or did you just sit there and smile?
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Blackstock, SC is my favorite. There is absolutely nothing to do there except hunt and fish. You can hardly even watch TV. Hee-Haw was always a day late.
sounds alot like my hometown
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lets get this thing to 1000 post


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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word
itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words -
"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's
why so is mankind.
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