***The Thread That Never Ends*** - Page 4

**JerryBeeds** · 03-12-2008, 05:03 PM

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.

the Prodigy · 03-12-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JerryBeeds

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.

That's how to make a day of it... hopefully you had them planting lots of things...

MBGamecock · 03-12-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JerryBeeds

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.

How much would they charge to come to Myrtle Beach? I have tulips that need planting.

Sabanocchio · 03-12-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JerryBeeds

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.

^^Best story ever. That is amazing.

Next time schedule that ish so that you are home.

PuddingTime · 03-12-2008, 05:07 PM

This is the most random thread ever. Was a good afternoon for basketball and a bike ride.

lacene · 03-12-2008, 05:22 PM

this thread will never approach the awesome-ness that is the USC recruiting thread.......

you can plot the march of Time himself by that thread.....

Tider27 · 03-12-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lacene

this thread will never approach the awesome-ness that is the USC recruiting thread.......

you can plot the march of Time himself by that thread.....

You will eat your words sir, USC never wins anything...even the longest thread award.

lacene · 03-12-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tider27

You will eat your words sir, USC never wins anything...even the longest thread award.

If the Bear himself was alive today, he would concede defeat to the USC recruiting thread.....

MBGamecock · 03-12-2008, 05:23 PM

lacene, you live in Myrtle Beach or close by?

lacene · 03-12-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MBGamecock29579

lacene, you live in Myrtle Beach or close by?

I live close by: in Conway.....

MBGamecock · 03-12-2008, 05:26 PM

Cool. I'm in Conway too. Right now anyway. I'm getting ready to brave the 501 traffic toward Carolina Forest.

lacene · 03-12-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MBGamecock29579

Cool. I'm in Conway too. Right now anyway. I'm getting ready to brave the 501 traffic toward Carolina Forest.

I don't envy you.....I work in Pawleys Isl., and take 544 home. I usually don't leave until 6 or 7, though, so I avoid most of the rush home....

MBGamecock · 03-12-2008, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by lacene

I don't envy you.....I work in Pawleys Isl., and take 544 home. I usually don't leave until 6 or 7, though, so I avoid most of the rush home....

I'll have to meet you at Choc's one day after work so you can buy me a beer

lacene · 03-12-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MBGamecock29579

I'll have to meet you at Choc's one day after work so you can buy me a beer

Sounds good to me!

lacene · 03-12-2008, 05:33 PM

Nothing bests the USC recruiting thread:

Not Tubb's Ears

Not Richt's Butt-cut

Not Saban's height-disadvantage anxieties

Not Meyer's texting skills

Not Fulmer's appetite

Not Nutt's most unusual facial expression

Not Petrino's resume

Not Croomer's humility

Not Brooks' football field in Oregon

Not Miles' Damn Small Hats

Not Johnsons'........hell, what DOES Johnson have???

NOTHING!