Now, you leave USCReb alone... he's old and cannot take this abuse. He's an abuser not an abusee.

Now, back to Clausen. I think he will do well at Florida. He will put up some big numbers, coupled with the balanced attack of running and throwing that the Vols will bring against the "less than the best" Gator defense. (I know, I know... I should be talking, but that's another story.) Anyway, Clausen will do well and his gamesmanship coupled with Phat Phil's coaching clinic for DisturbinUrban will result in a big win for the Vols. The Vol's rush will hit Leak one too many times and make him resort to his well-known skiddishness about getting popped. He'll fall too pieces. Clausen will be the standout QB, making DisturbinUrban's debut into the SEC less than spectacular.

But Clausen will be another story in Baton Rouge. He knows the place, he knows the players, he knows the fans, and he will definitely be intimidated. Fortunately, BoPeep's style of D, as terrible as I think it is, will stop the run, making the Vols have to depend on Clausen's passing. Wroten and Williams will pop Clausen enough times to shake him, the crowd noise (it will be night in Tiger Stadium) will get to him, and he will fall flat on his face. Not a pretty sight for you Vol fans to contemplate; but that is Baton Rouge on Saturday night. Se la vie!