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12-04-2009, 09:22 AM
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| | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Opelika, Al Age: 32
Posts: 1,220 High Fives: 183 Given High Fives: 191 Reputation: Rep Power:  | |  Tim Tebow drinking game I just recieved this, and thought twice about posting it on the football board. Ordinarily I am a Tebow fan, but not today or tomorrow.
Roll Tide!
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Tim Tebow Drinking Game
The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta . The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. Just ask him. He'll tell you over and over again.
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness (gag), we give you the Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game!
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to. Tom-ah-to.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
**When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas.
Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may will result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.
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12-04-2009, 10:26 AM
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| | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Birmingham
Posts: 2,078 High Fives: 760 Given High Fives: 304 Reputation: Rep Power: | | | Have a liver donor on standby. Danielson is calling the game, after all. |  Sig by Sabanocchio, a pretty decent guy for a Tennessee fan...
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12-04-2009, 10:52 AM
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| | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Too stinking close to Cowtown
Posts: 272 High Fives: 50 Given High Fives: 1 Reputation: Rep Power: | | | Great!!! Danielson calling the game---hope they can keep him off the sidelines and off his knees in front of Tebow | | | |
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