The phone rings in Slive's office and He answers...

Slive: This is Slive

Meyer: It's me. We gotta do something. I am catching major sh!t for this Spikes thing.

Slive: Well I did as You said Urban , I accepted your punishme.....

Meyer: What did you call me?

Slive: I am sorry sir , I mean mister meyer.or Coach Meyer.....

MEYER: Coach Meyer will do , or CM to be short , you may continue...

Slive: As I was saying CM , I accepted your punishment for Spikes just as you told me to do. What is wrong now?

Meyer: We are getting beat up for Our lame punishment of Spikes and We need to do something about it.

Slive: Well Urban....

Meyer: Who??

Slive: I mean CM , I am open for suggestions. You are the boss.

Meyer: Well , I have an idea. What if We make it look like Spikes suspends himself for the ENTIRE Vandy ga....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....woo hoo......I am sorry for that , I can't keep a straight face and say that. What if We act like it is Spikes idea to sit out the WHOLE vandy game?

Slive: Whatever you say Urban.....

Meyer: what did you call me?

Slive: I am sorry sir , I meant CM

Meyer: That is better. Do you think you can sell this shi.........err story?

Slive: It sounds weak to me UR.......I mean CM.

Meyer: just do your job......and oh by the way , I am going to criticize the officials publicly to try and distract attention away fron this Spikes thing. Give it another week before you enforce the new policy concerning criticizing officials..ok?

Slive: I will sell it sir. If not , I will call attention away from it by any means possible. And don't worry about that little thing about calling out the officials......I for sure wasn't talking to you. That warning was for the coaches in the bottom half of the SEC. You are safe from ANY punishment for doing EXACTLY THE SAME AS mULLEN AND KIFFEN in your criticism of SEC officials. I assure you , You will NOT be held to the same standard as the rest of the SEC coaches. You are special URB...... I mean Cm.........Good luck in the BCS title game and don't worry about the Tide rising......I will take care of that too......SIR.