The Alabama Football Fan’s Guide to following the 2008 Auburn Tigers

timNem · 10-13-2008, 12:40 AM

Crimson Kicker8 · 10-13-2008, 02:00 AM

If you're a young Alabama fan (early 20's or younger) watching Auburn this year can be a bit confusing. 'But wait. Aren't they supposed to be... good?'

No. No they're not. They're supposed to be Auburn. And, thank God (Saban), after yesterday they are officially Auburn once more.

Those of us who were around during either the Bryant or Stallings eras know better. When Alabama is good, Auburn - more than often - is not and cannot. And if they are good, they aren't AS good as Alabama. Thus no one cares.

Tim.....you rock.

Justin251 · 10-13-2008, 03:37 AM

GOOD STUFF!

Noah.Dreams · 10-13-2008, 06:22 AM

Now that is funny!

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Since I typed that last sentence, Nick Saban has earned approximately $366,408 dollars and 38 cents. And he still wants Auburn’s lunch money. Because he’s a bully.

He gets paid that much precisely BECAUSE he’s a bully. And he’s bullying everyone.

And he’s not only going to take all your lunch money. He’s going to take all your lunch. And then eat it. And then shit it back out on a plate, and make you eat it. For the next decade.