Tebow and Florida breaking the rules?

Tennessee Ted · 01-24-2009, 05:15 PM

I read this on a message board from a reliable source

Florida is using a new technique in order to lure a possible new crop of recruits. Recruits that up to this point have been relatively ignored. The gay recruit. Urban Meyer is offering hand jobs from Tim Tebow to any talented gay recruit that will sign on. When asked why a successful program like Florida who have just come off a national championship would resort to such shady recruiting techniques, Meyer replied, it was because of Tennessee, and frankly what Kiffin is building over there scares me. Because of my salary I cannot possibly even begin to hire the assistant coaches that they have there, so I have to use what I have at my disposal, says Meyer. Meyer goes on to say, What gay or bi recruit wouldn't want a ten minutes in the backroom with dream boy Timmy.

Meyer assures that any gay recruit that will sign on in this fashion complete anonymity. Meyer says, playing at Florida and getting a hj from Timmy does not mean you have to come out of the closet. Meyer assures that these recruits can come out of the closet whenever they feel comfortable.

When asked how he felt about the plan Tebow said, I will do whatever it takes to make this team better. I will take this team on my back and in my hand to next year's BCS championship game. Tebow did not see anything wrong with it recruiting wise. Tebow said, as far as I know palming is only a violation in basketball not in football. As long as it does not take away from my charity work in the Philippines, I will do it.

Ok, SEC Talk you win, I am fighting back.

**Cianne** · 01-24-2009, 05:25 PM

Tim Tebow's hands function as a new age Extenze. I think I'll be committing to Florida.

shanksta13 · 01-24-2009, 05:54 PM

I'm about sick of all the bullsh*t on this board. If you guys keep up like this I'm out...

**gatorunvrsty** · 01-24-2009, 05:57 PM

That Meyer... always the maverick. First, there was the "spread offense" in the SEC. Then, there was the mentoring program for players. Next, he suggested programs play their freshmen early and often if they wanted to get the most production out of them; what with all the early attrition these days. And now, this... the man is a trailblazer.

01-24-2009, 06:06 PM		#5 (permalink)
	lacene Your Ad Here Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The #1 Rule In Real Estate Age: 44 Posts: 5,666 High Fived: 577 in 323 posts Given High Fives: 389 Rep Power: 794
Will never work....Tebow is known as "El Yanqui circuncisión De Muerte" in Puerto Rico, Portugal and other latin countries.....it would be bad PR.....

01-24-2009, 09:35 PM		#11 (permalink)
	fernandomike Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nashville Age: 43 Posts: 5,207 High Fived: 1,442 in 731 posts Given High Fives: 2,134 Rep Power: 6718
Tebow double-fisting Although a natural southpaw, Tebow is reportedly doing a form of multi-tasking by handling two recruits at the same time. "I'm quicker with the left hand, but things are getting much better with the right. . .I've learned to apply just the right amount of pressure. Too much and the poor guy will cry foul, but when I get it perfect, the recruit is like putty in my hands," said the Heisman trophy winner. Urban Meyer is clearly a man in awe of his signal-caller. "It's taken a lot of hard work, a lot of hand-wringing, but Tebow is the best ever. None of you can imagine the amount of film study it takes to get that kind of technique down. He is truly a pleasure to coach."

01-25-2009, 02:33 AM		#12 (permalink)
	GatorGrowl Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1 High Fived: 3 in 1 post Given High Fives: 0 Rep Power: 0
What I think is funny is your obsessive attention to Florida regardless of the truth and how much energy you put into it creating such posts, true Tennessee fans! ha When you are a sore loser and show bad sportsmanship you don't rally behind your team and put up a decent "fight." Instead, in a classless effort you feel a need to generate crap...and then admit it!! Hilarious!! Those who go along have no class or backbone either. Being a female, what I find most insulting is Tennessee Ted's reference to being a scorned woman on the board...too hot in the kitchen for ya?? lol

01-25-2009, 09:47 AM		#15 (permalink)
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GatorGrowl just made this thread awesome.
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01-24-2009, 05:57 PM		#4 (permalink)
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That Meyer... always the maverick. First, there was the "spread offense" in the SEC. Then, there was the mentoring program for players. Next, he suggested programs play their freshmen early and often if they wanted to get the most production out of them; what with all the early attrition these days. And now, this... the man is a trailblazer.

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