A Georgia Fans take on the upcoming Auburn - Georgia game

MadisonTider · 11-11-2009, 03:29 PM

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I asked if I should try to get a ticket before I get to Athens....

"I think you should watch the first 5 min of the game from the bridge and

then get a ticket for $3. Here's how I see it shaking out:

- Georgia rushes onto the field w/ black capes this time. Yes, capes. Black

ones.

- Georgia wins toss. Defers to 2nd half. UGA captains skip and zig zag back

to the sideline to "floss they capes"

- UGA Kickoff out of the endzone (thank God)

- 5 play AU touchdown drive. B Evans gives up big play touchdown pass b/c he

stepped on his cape and fell down. Extra Point good.

Reshad Jones does the "Superman" dance off the field laughing the entire way.

- AU Kickoff 8 yards into endzone. We bring it out anyway because, hell,

we're wearing black capes. Tackled at the 12.

- 1st and 10: Toss sweep to Ealey (3yds - really 1, but he gets a bonus 2 for

the black eye patch he's wearing w/ his cape courtesy of Brandon Spikes).

- 2nd and 9: Cox throws ball 3 yards behind AJ's crossing route. AJ makes an

incredible catch as he dives back against his momentum and lays out

hoizontally. He was able to make the catch because he decided against

wearing the stupid f*cking black cape. 5 yard completion. Wait, called back due to the

first of twelve penalties we will have before halftime.

2nd and 19: Draw play to Richard Samuel. Enough said.

3rd and 16: Auburn sends 14 people after Cox. He makes an attempt to throw

the ball out of bounds, but steps on his cape which restricts his cannon of an

arm. His ball comes up 12 yards short of the sideline, but it's up in the

air so long that one of the 14 AU blitzers is able to get under it and haul

it to the endzone for another AU touchdown.

14-0 with 11:48 to go in the first quarter.

- You trade ticket w/ scalper for extra beer in your pocket. You pay him $3

for his cape. "

nojive · 11-11-2009, 03:32 PM

If Georgia just wears red, they'll win this.

RoyalDBridge · 11-11-2009, 03:33 PM

Good times...good times. So final score Auburn:89-Georgia Zorro?

GatorHater24 · 11-11-2009, 04:00 PM

He must have forgotten that the black actually worked against Auburn...EXTREMELY well

ats0001 · 11-11-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorHater24

He must have forgotten that the black actually worked against Auburn...EXTREMELY well

Right...it was the jerseys that made you murder us....

ORRRRRR...maybe it was the fact that Brandon Cox completed more passes to the UGA defenders than he did to his own receivers.

DonAU1124 · 11-11-2009, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ats0001

Right...it was the jerseys that made you murder us....

ORRRRRR...maybe it was the fact that Brandon Cox completed more passes to the UGA defenders than he did to his own receivers.

No...No....It was definitely the Black Jerseys that won that game.

wareagle1492 · 11-11-2009, 08:53 PM

funniest thing ive read on here in a WHILE. well... besides the worst thread in the history of this forum, you know the one. IT WAS AN INTERCEPTION LSU WINS BY DEFAULT. NO THEY DONT BAMA WAS ABSOLUTLY DOMINATING THAT GAME!

pretty much sums it up.

GatorHater24 · 11-11-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ats0001

Right...it was the jerseys that made you murder us....

ORRRRRR...maybe it was the fact that Brandon Cox completed more passes to the UGA defenders than he did to his own receivers.

Really? Cause I thought it was the jerseys......

timeoflions8 · 11-11-2009, 10:10 PM

Yea, I mean shoot. Don't you know how well a jersey can tackle someone

BamaFan425 · 11-11-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RoyalDBridge

Good times...good times. So final score Auburn:89-Georgia Zorro?

Extremely lame joke, but I love it!

The Fishonater · 11-11-2009, 10:15 PM

I bought an Aubie hat today to wear saturday, it's a tiger's head. It's really warm so im thinking about watching the game outside...

Fidy8 · 11-12-2009, 12:42 AM

The black jersys definately served their purpose that day. Its been played out since then though. I dont think it affected who won the game, but it affected who had the momentum before the game started.

adamsputnik · 11-12-2009, 08:54 AM

Black capes sound bloody brilliant.

SECorBust · 11-12-2009, 08:56 AM

Any sreious gusses what the game is going to be like? I've heard alot of 24-17 type scores predicted on the radio, but I'm thinking like 34-28 or even more. I can't decide who to pick either. Auburn's defense is really really thin and can look really bad in a game like this, but if Todd gets to airing the ball out to Darvin Adams then the score can take off in a hurry.

I don't think that McCalebb plays. High ankle sprains can take some players a long long time to recover from. Chiz has discussed putting Fannin in for McCalebb too. That could affect the game. I think that Ole Miss played miserably bad on the O-line 2 weeks ago and that Auburn is not as good as they have looked the last to weeks. Georgia has surprised me with how bad they've been. Will this be a clean game? If Georgia plays physical they will probably win. I think the spread is AU + 4.5. Maybe I'll go with 38-34 with AU just covering the spread.

MadisonTider · 11-12-2009, 10:36 AM

I don't think the Dawgs can cover anyone on defense closer than 10 yards.

Todd may set an Auburn school record for passing yards against UGA.

Auburn by 10 in a high scoring affair.