There are only 3 Kiffin threads on the first page, and by rule, there must be a minimum of 4. It was kinda funny to me that in starting this thread I had to click on a tab that read, "new topic."

That does it. I name fernandomike the sites new George Carlin. Great concept Mike. Can you do Jerry Seinfeld & Carrot Top as well?

I'd like to see him as Cedric The Entertainer!

Why does everything have to be racial with you coonasses?

It's racial to like Cedric The Entertainer? Since when? I used to love those commercials he did. Especially the one where he bumped the port-a-potty with his girlfriend in it down the slope.

I heard that. When I was growing up in the late 50's early 60's as a young negro girl, I used to run across the same disparities.
When my family would cross over the state line into Louisiana, there I found myself uncomfortable with my surroundings.
I can recall when I was seven. Daddy gave me a penny to go by me some candy at a local Cajun store. As I made my way back to the warm arms of my daddy and to give him the change from the penny a coonass yelled at me saying. " Yo Girly. What you think you going? You come over here and pick up dis here corn dog I dropped and wipe it off fer me you hear" It was then I realize we aren't from one world. I sure am glad I'm Chinese now. I can take Gook and Zipper Head all day long rather than picking up them smelly ass ole corn dogs for them coonasses from the bayou.

Fight the power!

Tennessee's Lane Kiffin has long way to go before he's Pat Summitt-class

By Ron Higgins (Contact), Memphis Commercial Appeal
Sunday, February 8, 2009


Tennessee Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt, who's probably one of the top five coaches of all time in any sport on any level, won her 1,000th game on Thursday to become the winningest NCAA basketball coach ever.
And when you include her eight national championships, her 100-percent graduation rate, the young girls she develops into women who contribute to society in ways far beyond the court and the fact she elevated her entire sport through winning, promotion and sheer class, she should have been the only headline from Knoxville on every national media outlet.
Photos by Wade Payne/Associated Press
Tennessee players Alicia Manning (left) and Alex Fuller dump confetti on Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt after a 74-43 win that was Summitt's 1,000th victory.

The spotlight Thursday night rightfully belonged to Pat Summitt, the legendary Tennessee coach whose Lady Vols easily gave her career victory No. 1,000.

Except she was subjected to being an afterthought, because of the Vols' new boy blunder football coach Lane Kiffin thinking he was doing his job getting Vols' fans excited by falsely accusing Florida coach Urban Meyer (who has won two BCS national titles in four years and is 4-0 vs. Tennessee) of cheating in recruiting.
For any Vol fan trying to equate Kiffin's jabbing Meyer to former Gators' coach Steve Spurrier gigging Tennessee and former coach Phillip Fulmer all those years, forget it. That's a lame Kiffin comparison.
For one, Spurrier never accused (even jokingly) Fulmer of cheating. Secondly, Spurrier, though it wasn't the classiest thing to do, earned the right to needle the Vols because he owned them. He was 8-4 against Tennessee at Florida.
Kiffin hasn't even coached a college game. And the guy he's relying on for advice, recruiting and otherwise, assistant head coach Ed Orgeron, won exactly three Southeastern Conference games (3-21) in three seasons as Ole Miss' head coach before somebody snapped an ammonia cap under the collective nose of the Rebels' administration so it could fire him.
Don't forget the third Stooge, Vols assistant Lance Thompson , who came from the University of Alabama, saying that Tennessee is "going to own (the city of) Memphis" in recruiting. Guess Lance has been sipping some of Coach Ohmygawd's Red Bull.
Last time I checked, Harding star receiver Marlon Brown, the best high school player in the state, signed with Georgia on Wednesday, partly because of Coach Uh-Oh's clumsy recruiting. Brown, like a lot of recruits, obviously wanted to go to somewhere where he felt he would be developed as a player and actually get a chance to play in a BCS bowl, something Tennessee last did at the end of the 1999 season.
Kiffin, although I remain extremely skeptical, might turn out to be a decent coach.
But here's a news flash, Boy Blunder. Until you've accomplished something, stop talking noise. Right now, you remind me of an athlete who pounds his chest after a big play in a game in which his team is losing by 30 points.
When that happens, people just start laughing, because it's so pathetic.
By the way, SportSouth will televise a four-hour tribute to Summitt on Monday night at 6.
Kiffin, meanwhile, will be auditioning for the Last Comic Standing.
G-O-O-D J-O-B
Big props to the NBA for creating a H-O-R-S-E contest at next weekend's All-Star game. Can't wait to see some of the shots for that. The All-Star game itself is a huge waste of time and energy, but it's needed for the NBA for promotion and its corporate sponsor machine. Personally, they could send everybody home, and have a best-of-five three-on-three series with Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Chris Paul, Kevin Garnett, Dwyane Wade and Tony Parker. Guarantee $50,000 for each player of the winning team to be donated to the charity of his choice. ... The arrogance of Nike continues to amaze. The company supposedly is planning a promotion timed with Tiger Woods' return to the PGA tour following knee surgery. Nike wants to distribute thousands of red T-shirts at Tiger's first tournament that says, "Sundays Are Back." Though Woods is clearly the best golfer of this generation, Nike's idea is still a slap in the face to every other golfer on the tour.
Better late than never
Former Mississippi State basketball star Bailey Howell, the best player in the school's history, having torn up the SEC in the 1950s before winning two NBA title rings with the Celtics as a six-time All-Star, had his State jersey retired at Saturday's game against Arkansas. This comes more than a decade after Howell was inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame in September 1997. Guess the Coconut Telegraph just started working in Starkville. ... An under-the-radar college football signing was Charley Loeb, a quarterback from Lawrence Academy in Groton, Mass., who signed with Syracuse. Charley's father, Lou, is the nephew of former Memphis Mayor Henry Loeb. Charley, a 6-4, 215-pound slinger, threw for 24 touchdowns this past season. After attending and playing well at several quarterback camps last summer, such as the Manning Passing Academy, Nike Elite and Top Gun, Loeb canceled a visit to Ole Miss and a meeting with UofM coach Tommy West when new Syracuse coach Doug Marrone told Charley he was the only quarterback he wanted. Marrone said of Loeb, "This is what I told him in his home: 'I believe if I was here for a full recruiting process, which we know is longer than a year, I'd still be in the same place, the same living room, talking to the same prospect.' That wasn't a recruiting ploy or something to help him feel better about his commitment. That was our evaluation about him. So, we're excited about him."
To reach Ron Higgins, call him at 529-2525 or e-mail rhiggins@commercialappeal.com.

I'm not very funny. Most of the time when I say something that I think is hysterical, people just stare at me until I stop laughing.
Now you, on the other hand, are funny. That's why we should call you, "Tator Salad."

That's funny, fernando, lol...

And because you went through all the trouble...

Kiffin is a tool.