| Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: BFE
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Given High Fives: 907 Rep Power: 3152  |  One I hadn't heard Three S.E.C. football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the LSU fan took off his cap and placed it
over her right breast. The UGA fan took off his cap and placed it over
her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Bama
fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted
his investigation. First he lifted up the LSU cap, replaced it and
wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the UGA cap and replaced it,
writing down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Bama cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Bama fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or
something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when
you look under a Bama cap... you find an asshole." | 
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