Just so this little gem doesn't get lost in one of D3's bazillion threads, I'm posting it here...
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The Mark Richt Interview:

PWD: Coach, what has the been the key to your success at Georgia?

Richt: We sign thugs who may or may not make it in academically. That's really the key...there's just too much pressure on us to beat Florida to screw around with character issues and all that. That endzone deal worked well last year, too. I told our guys, if we can have a successful pre-game warm-up on Saturday, I better see them rush the endzone and get a pre-game, pre-celebration celebration penalty...

PWD: When you look at your offensive line what excites you the most?

Richt: That little jiggle-dance #77 did in the endzone during last year's WLOCP. I can't be sure, but I think it moved.

PWD: Are you circumcised?

Richt: No, that's a bad deal. Sometimes it gets mighty cold in Athens after a Florida loss....gotta have that extra skin. Kinda makes it look a bit bigger, too, when I stretch it out in the bathroom sometimes. There's a big difference between 3 inches and 3-and-a-half inches, ya know? Well, that's what my wife says...

PWD: Ok. What happened after the Alabama loss?

Richt: Whew...my ankles are still chapped from grabbin' 'em so much. I did what I normally do as the cornerstone of this choking...um, I mean coaching...staff: I went home and cried...held this little bear I have on our bed. That makes me feel better. Bama showed why we're just not ready to beat teams with talent.

PWD: Speaking of talent, how do you think your skill positions stack up with Florida's?

Richt: I wish Lindsey Scott had some more eligibility. Something like 12 Florida players run a 4.4 40 or faster....we're going to ask the boosters to open up their wallets a bit in order to correct that one. Randle's brother wants a new bike for Christmas. We'll see what we can do. Our AD is also requesting that we be able to two-hand-touch Demps, Rainey, Harvin, and Murphy. I think that's a fair deal...especially after losing 15 of the last 18. We're always looking for that edge.

PWD: Speaking of Rainey, he has had some colorful quotes in the press.

Richt: Well, yeah, I was bothered by those because I'm still working on trying to stay inside the lines when I color. I don't know how he does it, really. I spoke with Steve Spurrier last night, and he said I should give Tubberville a call....that they have a nice library going over there. I think I might do that, actually.

PWD: On the other side of the ball, are you concerned about your defense going into this game? Florida is leading the SEC in scoring offense.

Richt: No, because we're thinking about coming out in purple tops, and we don't think Tebow will be looking for it. My DC said we should disguise our coverage, and I think this is the best way to go about it.

PWD: Has Stafford reached his full potential?

Richt: I think he's about 27% body fat...so, no, he's got a ways to go. We're hoping he'll eat a few more jelly donuts before the game...he's been really working at it, though. We're proud of him.

PWD: I meant as a quarterback. Will Matt be back for his senior year?

Richt: As long as we have a free buffet, yeah, I think he comes back.

PWD: Do you plan to us the "blackout" again?

Richt: Well, if we need to completely fabricate motivation for our team when our staff can't get it done in practice and team meetings, yeah, I think we'll bring 'em out again.

PWD: Anything else to add, coach?

Richt: The endzone celebration was an accident....oh, and we are not Florida's bit-h.

Yeah, that's the same one I saw on ESPN... I found it a little confusing, personally, but I guess some folks understood completely.

why is this a sticky?
things like this is why UF fans are called arrogant and ignorant!

Sorta like your sig?

Primarily because it's in our own team forum, Stevie Wonder. Kind of makes your second statement a case of the pot and kettle, huh?

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a UGA forum you know. Why dont you go cry over there?

P.S. I didnt mean to high five you

Bye

actually I am pretty sure this is a public forum and I think I can post over here if I want to! I cant help it yall are still butt hurt over last years beat down, its about time to get over it dont ya think?

Funny...poodles think 12 point wins over Florida and 14 point wins over LSU are "beatdowns"...

Give me three more days please.

Urban is a classless punk. His former coaches all agree. He will get his soon, but he will probably be off to Notre Dame soon to stay ahead of the possee.

Classless? you make me chuckle. It is ignorance like this that just makes me go "tee hee hee" gerogia rushes the field last year, and we are classless... go stick your up your butt.

btw, i have a lot of vols friends, you make them all look bad. shame shame shame.

I find all of this awfully ironic. Especially considering all of the thug leet Florida plays. Harvin was banned from high school sports for sucker punching a ref, real class act there...

Between Two Worlds: Mark Richt Family and Adoption

Yeah, that Richt sure is an ahole am I right Gators?

I like Richt...I hope he's at UGA for many, many years...