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Dr. Pepper
08-25-2008, 09:25 PM
Dear Coach Spurrier:

Somewhere in Williams Brice Stadium on Thursday night will be a young boy who will be attending his first Gamecock football game. He will have a picture of a gamecock airbrushed onto his face. He will be wearing about five "Beat NC State" stickers which were given to him by some pretty cheerleader as he walked up to the stadium. He will be eating some pizza and he will have coca cola spilt down his garnet jersey.

He will enjoy the marching band, laugh at Cocky, hold his ears when the sound system begins to play 2001, watch the cheerleaders turn back flips, yell either "Game" or "Cocks", and say to his dad "did you hear that?" when the cock crows.

He will be impressed with the rising of the C A R O L I N A flags, and he will say "cool" when the smoke begins to billow in the southwest corner. He will be bedazzled by all of the sights, sounds, and tastes of being at an event that is unlike anything he has ever seen.

Then, he will sit down next to his dad and prepare to watch a football game. The question is what will he see for the next 3 1/2 hours?

Will he see a few series of give and take while the two teams try to figure each one out making everyone wonder if we have any fire power, or will he watch Beecher hit one of his receivers on a quick slant that sets an offensive powder keg? Will he see the running backs running into the backs of the offensive linemen, or will he see sprints that remind him of the Volt guy from the Olympics? Will he see a game of field position or a game of ball possession?

Will he see Munnerlyn chasing down a guy after a catch, or will the guy be chasing him after an interception? Will he see arm tackles or will he see Brinkly knock the jock strap off the running back or Norwood catching the QB from the blind side?

Will he say to his dad after the game "that was fun, I had a nice time."

I am sorry coach. It is 2008 and these are your guys. It is time to put something on the field that makes a statement to the world. We do not want to have a nice time.

This game will not mean anything unless that little boy leaves with a lump in his throat and he has forgotten all about the pregame show. It will mean very little unless the other 80,000 people forget about all of the other seasons that have led up to this moment where the rest of the SEC says "O my God."

lacene
08-25-2008, 10:49 PM
Great post! I'm ready for the season to start!

Zee
08-25-2008, 11:02 PM
Dear Coach Spurrier,

10 rows above the young boy with a twinkle in his eye will be a 20 something who has spent the last seven months searing over a 5 game losing streak. This young adult, who was fully capable of completing a coherent sentence 4 hours ago, is standing in his place yelling at E. Cook telling him how awesome he is-even though nobody knows that's what he's saying. He's sporting a garnet gamecock polo, complete with a fresh bourbon stain. He has one Beat NC State sticker on, given to him by a hot cheerleader in exchange for him to go away and leave her alone. He will have just put down 14 chicken fingers and 3 celery sticks he picked off of a strangers tailgate on the way to the stadium.
He too will giggle at cocky and be bewildered by the excitement that is 2001.
He will watch the game intently. Adda boy Jap! Damnit Carlos! will ring throughout the August air. He will high five, hug, and dance with total strangers.
Will he see the best defense ever assembled in college football as he has been proclaiming for weeks? Will Kenny solidify the Heisman trophy in one game? Probably.
Later that night, as he prepares for sleep, thoughts of footballs and goalposts and visors float through his head. He throws up a little bit in his mouth, then he drifts away...only 6 more days till he gets to do it all over again.

Dr. Pepper
08-26-2008, 05:01 AM
:lol:Dear Coach Spurrier,

10 rows above the young boy with a twinkle in his eye will be a 20 something who has spent the last seven months searing over a 5 game losing streak. This young adult, who was fully capable of completing a coherent sentence 4 hours ago, is standing in his place yelling at E. Cook telling him how awesome he is-even though nobody knows that's what he's saying. He's sporting a garnet gamecock polo, complete with a fresh bourbon stain. He has one Beat NC State sticker on, given to him by a hot cheerleader in exchange for him to go away and leave her alone. He will have just put down 14 chicken fingers and 3 celery sticks he picked off of a strangers tailgate on the way to the stadium.
He too will giggle at cocky and be bewildered by the excitement that is 2001.
He will watch the game intently. Adda boy Jap! Damnit Carlos! will ring throughout the August air. He will high five, hug, and dance with total strangers.
Will he see the best defense ever assembled in college football as he has been proclaiming for weeks? Will Kenny solidify the Heisman trophy in one game? Probably.
Later that night, as he prepares for sleep, thoughts of footballs and goalposts and visors float through his head. He throws up a little bit in his mouth, then he drifts away...only 6 more days till he gets to do it all over again.

:lol:

larryt4111
08-26-2008, 04:56 PM
On row 4,393 in the middle of the AIR SICKNESS section, will be a 59 year old saying ...
"Enough is enough! I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND WHY THERE ARE NO WATER FOUNTAINS for those of us who shell out the hard earned $$.$$ for season tickets, parking, the shirts, hats, hotdogs, cokes, peanuts etc. IT SHOULD BE AGAINST STATE LAW not to have the basis of all life, WATER for free, even if you have to drink after Billy Bob Jimmy Joe the Skoal Man!"
The argument that everyone else dose it is BULL $hit at best! THIS IS PURE GREED!!!!!!! Offer it for sale for those who want to take it back to their seats, but MY GOD. Is the UNIVERSITY SO HARD UP THAT UP THAT A DIABETIC MAN, A PREGNANT WOMAN OR EVEN THE KIDS THAT YOU SPEAK OF CAN'T GET A FRIGGING DRINK OF WATER FOR FREE !
I THINK THE HELL NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :brick:

uscrules
08-26-2008, 08:48 PM
You can take a bottle of unopened water into the statium with you or you can pay 3 bucks a bottle inside.

geechee
08-26-2008, 08:52 PM
That was a good post Pepper but it should have been addressed to your team and not your coach.

GTmorris1970
08-27-2008, 08:01 AM
You will have that lump in your throat about 11 tomorrow night.