SEC Coaches and Their Villian Counterparts

[TigerEyes1914]

Just a little http://www.theauburner.com/ryan_coachvillains.html fun. Enjoy!

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Mark Richt (Georgia)
Alonzo (Training Day)

At first, Mark Richt seems like a pretty nice guy and that he’s your buddy… but he’s not! Both Richt and his villain counterpart have a propensity to wear black when making a killing.

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Rich Brooks (Kentucky)
Biff (Back to the Future)

Down on his luck, and never really able to catch a break, this guy does everything he can to keep up with his cooler and more successful foe: everyone else in the SEC and/or Marty McFly. I picked Future Biff because he looks funny.

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Urban Meyer (Florida)
The Queen (Snow White)

Urban Meyer has brought a completely new level of evil sorcery and femininity to the SEC, much like the Queen from Snow White. You gotta love those rosy cheeks.

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Steve Spurrier (USC)
Steve Spurrier (Real Life)

No writer has ever been able to create a character half as evil as Steve Spurrier.

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Phillip Fulmer (Tennessee)
Stay Puft (Ghostbusters)

He’s really fat. GET IT!?!!

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Bobby Johnson (Vanderbilt)
Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)

I see so little of this guy, I’m not really even sure he exists. It might just be a trick.

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Nick Saban (Alabama)
Shooter McGavin (Happy Gilmore)

You love to watch this guy lose. Not only is it hilarious when things go wrong for this arrogant character, but it makes you feel like there is actually justice in this world when he goes down in flames.

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Bobby Petrino (Arkansas)
Darth Vader (Star Wars)

He was a good guy , but then turned on his teachers to lead a life of evil.

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Tommy Tuberville (Auburn)
Syndrome (The Incredibles)

These guys are both pretty insubstantial physically. Being the smallest coach/villain by about 50 pounds forces the character to use ingenious strategy to catch their foes off guard.

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Les Miles (LSU)
Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)

I could have sworn we had this guy killed… a last second shot-in-the-dark touchdown and two losses later… National Championship.

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Houston Nutt (Ole Miss)
The Joker (Batman)

This guy has been teetering along the line between genius and insanity for years now. It’s good for a few good laughs when he pulls some crazy shenanigans on someone else, but it’s not as fun when it happens to you.

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Sylvester Croom (Miss State)
The Shark (Jaws)

Just because you're floating atop the SEC doesn’t mean you can’t get dragged down from some of the dwellers below.

[rolltide192]

Fat Phil and the stay puff marshmallow man :rofl::yelrotflm:rolling2::lol:

[Sabanocchio]

The mustache on the shark is hilarious.

[Gamecocks4Ever]

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Houston Nutt (Ole Miss)
The Joker (Batman)

This guy has been teetering along the line between genius and insanity for years now. It’s good for a few good laughs when he pulls some crazy shenanigans on someone else, but it’s not as fun when it happens to you.


Funny, but scary. :eek:
We have to play him again this year...:brick:

[smfr]

Love the Steve Spurrier...dead on

[Baller]

Haha the spurrier thing is classic.

[Tider27]

While I admit I've said out loud that Shooter McGavin has some striking similarities to Coach Saban, the only people that think they are alike...are the people that are severely scared of him. :laugh:

[DAWGS1]

this is how richt rolls
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[GTTiger]

pretty funny stuff

[SCRooster68]

Great stuff. I love it.:thumpsup:

[M2J]

The Dr. Claw/Johnson thing had me literally LMAO.


I'd think about changing Les Miles' counterpart to Jason...they're both f**cking retarded.