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Sabanocchio
07-13-2008, 05:46 AM
Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Comments 24 | Recommend 39
July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM
APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple in Wisconsin telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.
"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.
The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder. He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.
The guy told officers he had covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.
He now faces burglary charges.
Must have been this guy:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/fatman.jpg
Tennessee Ted
07-13-2008, 11:47 AM
I hope this wasn't at TennesseeGirl's house. :laugh:
Williams-Brice
07-13-2008, 03:32 PM
Kinky.
Tider27
07-14-2008, 01:31 AM
He was obviously looking for a grill...
Sabanocchio
07-14-2008, 01:35 AM
I put much work into getting the fat slob looking like he was covered in BBQ sauce. That should merit a high-five or two, no?
I put much work into getting the fat slob looking like he was covered in BBQ sauce. That should merit a high-five or two, no?
So we're supposed to thank you for grossing us out and turning us all off from BBQ for the rest of the summer? I thinks not:mad:
Sabanocchio
07-14-2008, 02:45 AM
Well no. Not unless you have a sense of humor. :dry:
Cianne
07-14-2008, 03:21 AM
Pfft, looks more like you ran a generic photoshop filter over him.
Sabanocchio
07-14-2008, 03:46 AM
Pfft, looks more like you ran a generic photoshop filter over him.
Yeah I basted him with a few brushes. Took forever. But I'm just playing around.
JerryBeeds
07-14-2008, 07:45 AM
I think global warming is involved here.
Well no. Not unless you have a sense of humor. :dry:
Oh, okay...;)
AUChamps
07-15-2008, 12:16 AM
Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Comments 24 | Recommend 39
July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM
APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple in Wisconsin telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.
"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.
The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder. He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.
The guy told officers he had covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.
He now faces burglary charges.
Must have been this guy:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/fatman.jpg
Looks like some fat woman just had her period all over him. Fat ppl are not tampons, damnit.
TDArkansasOhmy
07-15-2008, 05:54 AM
Government has been running low on Barbecue meat supplies.....makes perfect sense to me this could have happen. Any of you that has had the government issued barbecue knows it's not all that good.
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