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TDArkansasOhmy
07-12-2008, 08:36 PM
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The IFOCE announced today that one of it's up and coming stars will be in semi retirement, due to his obligations with the University of Tennessee. Phil "The Belly" Fulmer, or Fill the belly Fuller as he's know on tour, is putting his hobby on hold for at least one more year as he returns as the dean of the SEC coaching dozen in Knoxville and a fat new contract..
With the season drawing nearer, Phil knows the preparation he must take before workouts begin shortly. Phil and some staff members has recently been involved with authorities in the state of Alabama trying to shut down an illegal video recruiting scandal which has plaque the SEC in recently months. Phil has Volunteered to be a witness for the prosecution if the case goes to that.
The undercover work dampen Phil's schedule on the IFOCE circuit as well. Many notice during July 4th celebrations at the annual Nathans Famous World Hot Dog eating championship on Coney Island, that Phil wasn't entered in the event. The Alabama scandal was to blame for his absents.
But being the competitor he is, Phil chartered a private plane trying his best to make the deadline, but arrive only minutes after the registration had closed. Shown below is a sad Phil Fulmer, being consoled by fellow IFOCE member, Eric "Badlands" Booker.

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Tomorrow Phil will enter his last event of 2008 as the tour goes to Tunica Mississippi, where Fatties Casino & Motel Resort is sponsoring the 2nd annual World Lard eating Championship.
Here's to Phil in hopes you'll bring home the bacon. Best of luck.

Sabanocchio
07-12-2008, 08:40 PM
This is trash talk. At least post in the correct forum, TD, even if you cannot punctuate or use anything resembling proper grammar.

TDArkansasOhmy
07-12-2008, 08:59 PM
This is trash talk. At least post in the correct forum, TD, even if you cannot punctuate or use anything resembling proper grammar.

Wow, aren't we touchy this evening. What the heck is your problem, your sister cut you off? Try Sears and Roebuck for something other than wiping with Professor Grammar. You'll find this item on page 386.

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Sabanocchio
07-12-2008, 09:04 PM
Wow, aren't we touchy this evening. What the heck is your problem, your sister cut you off? Try Sears and Roebuck for something other than wiping with Professor Grammar. You'll find this item on page 386.

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21189_large.jpg

I don't want your sloppy seconds, TD. Nothing's wrong with me today. I'm in a chipper mood. Enjoying some Nascar, tossing down a few brews...