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TDArkansasOhmy
07-07-2008, 08:32 PM
Just last week she and I were down on the corner, by the traffic light,
everybody's lookin', as she goes by,
they turn their heads and they, watch her till she's gone.
I swear I heard one of them say, Lord have mercy, Baby's got her blue jeans on!
So as we made out way up by the bus stop, and across the street,
open up their windows, to take a peek,
while she goes walking, rockin' like a rollin' stone.
Again, some smarta$$ popped off, Heaven help us, baby's got her blue jeans on!
Now guys, she can't help it if she's made that way,
she's not to blame if they look her way,
she ain't really tryin' to cause a scene,
it just comes naturally, nah , the girl can't help it.
Should have seen her up on main street, by the taxi stand,
there's a crowd of people, and a traffic jam,
she don't look back, she ain't doin' nothing' wrong,
Now that I think about it and all that junk in the trunk she's carries,
Lord have mercy, my baby's got her damn blue jeans on!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF/PF_152899_999~Jeans-Girl-Posters.jpg

DJShockisBack
07-07-2008, 10:29 PM
WTF is this?

TDArkansasOhmy
07-07-2008, 10:34 PM
WTF is this?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5HZPT8fq4r6PbM:http://content7.flixster.com/photo/36/79/03/3679033_gal.jpg

Yur just a boy. You ought not be lookin at thangs like aat.

Sabanocchio
07-07-2008, 10:35 PM
I saw the thread title and thought sis had the crabs again...

TDArkansasOhmy
07-07-2008, 10:47 PM
I saw the thread title and thought sis had the crabs again...

I'm not from Tennessee Sab, I'm an Arkansan. And our sis's don't catch Crabs, AGAIN. Now go get ready fer bed and before fluffin the covers back and crawlin in with your sis. Tell her not to forget to brush her TOOTH, before she hits the hay.

DJShockisBack
07-08-2008, 12:51 AM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5HZPT8fq4r6PbM:http://content7.flixster.com/photo/36/79/03/3679033_gal.jpg

Yur just a boy. You ought not be lookin at thangs like aat.

You wish that was your girlfriend.:p

Sabanocchio
07-08-2008, 01:18 AM
I'm not from Tennessee Sab, I'm an Arkansan. And our sis's don't catch Crabs, AGAIN. Now go get ready fer bed and before fluffin the covers back and crawlin in with your sis. Tell her not to forget to brush her TOOTH, before she hits the hay.

I'll be sure and do that. Give sis a kiss for me.