Pastors Boudreaux and Thibodeaux

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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.
They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:
'Da End is Near!
Turn You self Around Now
Before It's Too Late!'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks,
'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus say
'Bridge Out'?'

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Boudreaux got a call one day and found out that the IRS wanted to meet with him. They told him it would be wise to bring an attorney. So Boudreaux got himself an attorney and they headed to meet the big bad IRS man. They arrived and the IRS dude commenced to asking him about his money.

"Mr. Boudreaux," the IRS man stated "You don't have a job, yet live a life that requires alot of money, so I must know how you do it to make sure Uncle Sam is getting his fair share..."

Boudreaux responds "Well sa, I be one a da finest gamblers you eva did see"

The IRS man scoffed and stated that no one can make a living off gambling in the backwoods of the bayou.

Boudreaux just looked at him for a long moment and finally stated "Well, I tell youns wat I gonna do, I'll show youns how I do it"

The IRS man, puzzled, thought for himself for a second and reluctantly agreed.

Boudreaux gave a crafty smile, then said "I'll bet youns $1000 dollas dat I can bite ma left eye"

The IRS man laughed aloud and said "Sounds good, but remember Mr. Boudreaux, we're in front of an attorney"

Boudreaux said nothing, then he took out his dentures and squeezed them together against his eye. The IRS man was stunned.

Boudreaux then said "Sir, I'll give youns a chance to redeem ye'self, I'll bet youns another $1000 dollas that I can bite my oda eye"

The IRS guy knows that he isn't blind so he quickly accepts.

Boudreaux then pops out his fake eye and bites it. The IRS guy starts sweating and getting very upset with himself when after a few moments, Boudreaux offers this last chance bet "I'll bet youns $3000 dollas dat I can stand on one hand an' piss all da way cross da room inta dat gabage can dere"

The IRS guy knows that that has to be impossible, and after a long think, says ok. So Boudreaux gets on one hand and begins to pee, except, instead of going into the bucket, it just goes all over the table.

The IRS guy stands up and begins shouting for joy "AHA! I got you on this one and I even made a thousand bucks to boot!!!"

Instead of looking sad, Boudreaux stands back up with a quaint smirk on his face that shows a sense of accomplishment. Meanwhile, the attorney gets sick and begins to vomit in the nearby garbage can.

The IRS guy asks "What's that guys problem, bad lunch?" Boudreaux replies "Nah, he dint get a bad lunch, I bet him $30,000 dollas on da way ova here dat I could piss all ova youns table and make youns happy bout it!"