Good Joke!

[GeauxTo]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a b ite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.. When
the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in his classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
you were my son."

[SeattleGamecocks]

I had heard that one w/ parrot in the punchline but peacock seems more feasible.... actually it would have to be a peahen come to think of it.