OleMissPike
04-01-2008, 11:47 AM
Ed Orgeron has been named head coach of the Rebels after being fired only months ago. Sources confirm he kicked in Chancellor Khayat's door and made him eat an entire armadillo until Khayat named Orgeron coach again. A search team has been assembled to locate Pete Boone as their was evidence of a struggle in his office. All that remained was the wool-like white hair above Boone's ears and writing in blood on the wall that said, "Ole Miss Wild Boys." Houston Nutt remains unharmed as he was in Arkansas visiting a reporter friend. The Oxford Eagle will post any updates