***The Thread That Never Ends***

[Sabanocchio]

Okay, peeps. Here's the idea. Let's see how long this thread can go and how many pages it can get up to. You can post ANYTHING you want here. ANYTHING AT ALL. How your day went, what your wife/gf yelled at you about. ANYTHING.

Something tells me GB will have the most posts here.

So here goes:

Does anyone besides me abhor diet drinks??? I mean, I know they have less calories yadda yadda yadda, but I can't stand the aftertaste they leave in your mouth. Even Diet Dr. Pepper. Whoever said it tasted like regular dr. pepper should be shot.

[Tennessee Ted]

I am not a big fan of carbonated drinks in general. They are basically liquid syrup. I prefer juice and beer.

[Sabanocchio]

I am not a big fan of carbonated drinks in general. They are basically liquid syrup. I prefer juice and beer.

I love the vitamin water stuff. You get a little flavor and not much, if any, sugar.
I only drink coke when I need some caffeine.

[MBGamecock]

My wife spanks me when I'm bad and my GF gets mad at her!

[Tennessee Ted]

Yea, I like the vitamen water and gatorade too. Even if the gatorade was made in Gainesville. The Gatorade research center is in my hometown though. It is in Barrington, IL. Remember those commercials with Derek Jeter training on a bike. That was in my hometown.

[MBGamecock]

Does anyone besides me abhor diet drinks??? I mean, I know they have less calories yadda yadda yadda, but I can't stand the aftertaste they leave in your mouth. Even Diet Dr. Pepper. Whoever said it tasted like regular dr. pepper should be shot.

I can hardly force down a diet drink. I only drink Mountain Dew, sweet tea, and beer. Any kind of beer is ok. I bought a 12 pk of Miller High Life Monday cause it was on sale. Blue Ribbon, Busch, Busch Light.....All of them are good. I drink Bud and Bud light on payday!!!

[Sabanocchio]

I can hardly force down a diet drink. I only drink Mountain Dew, sweet tea, and beer. Any kind of beer is ok. I bought a 12 pk of Miller High Life Monday cause it was on sale. Blue Ribbon, Busch, Busch Light.....All of them are good. I drink Bud and Bud light on payday!!!

Nothing wrong with a little Pabst. The ultimate tail-gating beer.

[Bburton86]

Took a test last night then skipped out of the rest of class with a couple other guys and went drinking. Watched the Preds lose. Hit on some MILFs. Played darts. Good time all around. Right now I'm drinking coffee and singing along with Bob Marley because I'm still a little drunk. Don't have to go into work until 2 so that's nice.

I never drink anything diet. They all suck.

[Sabanocchio]

Took a test last night then skipped out of the rest of class with a couple other guys and went drinking. Watched the Preds lose. Hit on some MILFs. Played darts. Good time all around. Right now I'm drinking coffee and singing along with Bob Marley because I'm still a little drunk. Don't have to go into work until 2 so that's nice.

I never drink anything diet. They all suck.

F- the preds losing. That sucked. Still, you have to be impressed by the job Trotz is doing this year. We lost a BUNCH of great players and our best goalie and somehow we are still in it to go to the playoffs. When are people around Nashville going to start noticing the great thing we have here in this excellent hockey club?:brick:

Where do you play darts at? I'm a steel-tip guy myself.

[Bburton86]

Yeah, they were the gay plastic tipped shit. I couldn't shoot worth a shit because none of it would stick but everyone else around me was hitting everything left and right. I really like The Villager Tavern in Hillsboro Village for darts. They definitely have the best setup. But I was playing at Jonathan's in Cool Springs. I only go there because they have 2 for 1s pretty much all the time.

[Bburton86]

Oh yeah, I met Jason Arnott at work on Monday. I told him he was a badass. He said thanks.

[Sabanocchio]

Yeah, they were the gay plastic tipped shit. I couldn't shoot worth a shit because none of it would stick but everyone else around me was hitting everything left and right. I really like The Villager Tavern in Hillsboro Village for darts. They definitely have the best setup. But I was playing at Jonathan's in Cool Springs. I only go there because they have 2 for 1s pretty much all the time.

I have a nice set of tungsten darts which I love. Wilhagen's off of Murfresboro Rd has a nice steel-tipped set-up. I'll have to check out the Villager sometime.

I can't throw worth a crap on the plastic tip either. It's a totally different animal.

[Sabanocchio]

Oh yeah, I met Jason Arnott at work on Monday. I told him he was a badass. He said thanks.

Holy sh*t! How did you meet him? Where do you work?

[Bburton86]

Lowe's. That's where I saw Haynesworth a couple weeks ago too. He was just there with his kid buying some lightbulbs.

[Sabanocchio]

Lowe's. That's where I saw Haynesworth a couple weeks ago too. He was just there with his kid buying some lightbulbs.

Did he stomp on the bulbs? Okay, okay....bad joke.

Which Lowe's do you work at? I'm looking for a different job.

[Bburton86]

Cool Springs. They are hiring. Can you pass a drug test? Haha

[Sabanocchio]

Cool Springs. They are hiring. Can you pass a drug test? Haha

Give me about two weeks....:laugh:

I'd check out the one in Hermitage, It's closer. We're getting a Lowe's in Mt. Juliet too, soon. And a Super Walmart.

I hate my job. I sell fuel cards to Over the Road truck fleets. It is sooooo boring. Which is why I am always on here. :D Just want to find something with less pressure and that is more flexible so I can go back to school.

[the Prodigy]

I thought this thread was called USC recruiting or something like that....

[Tider27]

No one can beat that USC thread...its the longest thread with the most useless info. :ph34r:

[Sabanocchio]

We shall see, friend.

[Tider27]

Oh I will help...no doubt about that.

[Sabanocchio]

I'm cooking fajitas for dinner. MMmmmmm....fajitas....

[MBGamecock]

There's a lot of time between now and September. (August 28)

[Tider27]

Got a bunch of friends coming over and we're grilling out. South's finest meats is a incredible store...their steaks make my mouth water.

[MBGamecock]

<<<<<< Do these shorts make my butt look big???

[timNem]

I've got the flu and taking care of my 3 year old and six year old who are also sick.

[Tider27]

I've got the flu and taking care of my 3 year old and six year old who are also sick.

Ouch, sorry to hear that tim.

[timNem]

Ouch, sorry to hear that tim.
I was puked on earlier this morning :sad:

[SeanVol]

When someone is getting a lethal injection do they need to have alcohol put on the injection site?!?

[GatorBait15]

Screw the USC thread!

[azamugg]

lets talk about erotic asphysixiation(sp)

[GatorBait15]

how about we get a high five thread, when your low on self asteam just post in there haha...

[the Prodigy]

If I were a soccer player, the given topic was a soccer ball, and d^3 was the goalie it would look like this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0BOD4ctK9Lg


See, I may have missed completely.... but in the end I still get a good laugh out of it, and a nice shot on d^3.:laugh:

[Tennessee Ted]

lets talk about erotic asphysixiation(sp)

This is how the lead singer of INXS died.

[the Prodigy]

This is how the lead singer of INXS died.

And then they had a TV show about replacing him....

[thethird]

I Hate UAT.

[azamugg]

how about we get a high five thread, when your low on self asteam just post in there haha...


dude, you must work on your spelling

[MBGamecock]

Imagine two boiled eggs in a tube sock:D
I need bigger pants

[timNem]

who farted?

[MBGamecock]

:mohawk: Somebody farted, standing in the welfare line......

[JerryBeeds]

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.:king:

[the Prodigy]

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.:king:

That's how to make a day of it... hopefully you had them planting lots of things...:laugh:

[PuddingTime]

This is the most random thread ever. Was a good afternoon for basketball and a bike ride.

[SeanVol]

who farted?

That was me I had to take a dump about 15 minutes ago.

[MBGamecock]

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.:king:


How much would they charge to come to Myrtle Beach? I have tulips that need planting.

[Tider27]

I Hate UAT.

And we hate The cow college in west Georgia. :thumpsup:

[lacene]

this thread will never approach the awesome-ness that is the USC recruiting thread.......



you can plot the march of Time himself by that thread.....

[MBGamecock]

lacene, you live in Myrtle Beach or close by?

[Tider27]

this thread will never approach the awesome-ness that is the USC recruiting thread.......



you can plot the march of Time himself by that thread.....

You will eat your words sir, USC never wins anything...even the longest thread award.

[lacene]

lacene, you live in Myrtle Beach or close by?


I live close by: in Conway.....

[lacene]

You will eat your words sir, USC never wins anything...even the longest thread award.

If the Bear himself was alive today, he would concede defeat to the USC recruiting thread.....


:ph34r:

[MBGamecock]

Cool. I'm in Conway too. Right now anyway. I'm getting ready to brave the 501 traffic toward Carolina Forest.

[lacene]

Nothing bests the USC recruiting thread:

Not Tubb's Ears

Not Richt's Butt-cut

Not Saban's height-disadvantage anxieties

Not Meyer's texting skills

Not Fulmer's appetite

Not Nutt's most unusual facial expression

Not Petrino's resume

Not Croomer's humility

Not Brooks' football field in Oregon

Not Miles' Damn Small Hats

Not Johnsons'........hell, what DOES Johnson have???



NOTHING!

[lacene]

Cool. I'm in Conway too. Right now anyway. I'm getting ready to brave the 501 traffic toward Carolina Forest.


I don't envy you.....I work in Pawleys Isl., and take 544 home. I usually don't leave until 6 or 7, though, so I avoid most of the rush home....

[timNem]

Nothing bests the USC recruiting thread:

Not Tubb's Ears

Not Richt's Butt-cut

Not Saban's height-disadvantage anxieties

Not Meyer's texting skills

Not Fulmer's appetite

Not Nutt's most unusual facial expression

Not Petrino's resume

Not Croomer's humility

Not Brooks' football field in Oregon

Not Miles' Damn Small Hats

Not Johnsons'........hell, what DOES Johnson have???



NOTHING!
I don't like green eggs and ham

[the Prodigy]

Nothing bests the USC recruiting thread:



Not Johnsons'........hell, what DOES Johnson have???




I believe he has a larger than average Johnson....

[JerryBeeds]

I like pizza.

[lacene]

I believe he has a larger than average Johnson....


NOT EVEN THAT



altho, I'll take your word on it...

[MBGamecock]

I don't envy you.....I work in Pawleys Isl., and take 544 home. I usually don't leave until 6 or 7, though, so I avoid most of the rush home....


I'll have to meet you at Choc's one day after work so you can buy me a beer:goodjob:

[timNem]

Just.......................

[timNem]

thought..................

[timNem]

...that..........

[the Prodigy]

I see this thread as nothing more than a way to boost my post count.... look out GeauxTo, Ramp and Neo!

[timNem]

......i........

[timNem]

might...............

[MBGamecock]

I see this thread as nothing more than a way to boost my post count.... look out Ramp and Neo!


It's in the waterfountain. If it helped your post count, I would have about 500 by now.

[timNem]

......add..

[Sabanocchio]

I hired a lawn service to clean up my yard because I'm too busy/lazy to do it myself. So they came for the first time on monday and it was two smoking hot chicks. One of them was probably like 20 and the other one was like 30 something. I couldn't believe it. I had to go to work or I probably would've drank beer on the porch and watched those broads clean up my yard.:king:

^^Best story ever. That is amazing. :thumpsup: Next time schedule that ish so that you are home.

[timNem]

a...........

[timNem]

.few..........

[timNem]

...lines.......

[Sabanocchio]

Tim and Beeds have figured out the spirit of this thread already. This is our "shoutbox".

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

Just adding my $0.02 worth to this thread.

[Sabanocchio]

Your 2 cents is valuable to me.

[JerryBeeds]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/eeedone2.gif

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/dance5.gif

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/dance4.gif

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/dance3.gif

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/dance2.gif

[PuddingTime]

I wanna give a shout out to my baby momma......don't forget the big man upstairs....and mama!...I never could have won this Grammy w/out all your love and support....Jay-Jay...I see you, you crazy mofo.....!

[Sabanocchio]

Grady = 3rd from top.

[azamugg]

so who here has an old lady thats cool w/azz sex

[lacene]

I'll have to meet you at Choc's one day after work so you can buy me a beer:goodjob:


Sounds good to me!


:thumpsup:

[lacene]

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dancing_fool.gif

[Sabanocchio]

so who here has an old lady thats cool w/azz sex
No one but you, Aza. :laugh: I did at one time. A few one-nighters that were too drunk to realize what was going on since. Thank god for bachelorhood.

[PuddingTime]

Ole mudshark was she?

[Sabanocchio]

Ole mudshark was she?

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[the Prodigy]

Had a few more rows of teeth did she?

[GatorBait15]

so who here has an old lady thats cool w/azz sex

Girlfriend was gay about it... :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

I see this thread as nothing more than a way to boost my post count.... look out GeauxTo, Ramp and Neo!

sucks that the water fountain doesnt count huh?

[timNem]

My 3 year old just said that he liked big butts

[Sabanocchio]

My 3 year old just said that he liked big butts

A man after your own heart.:wub:

[shk999]

so who here has an old lady thats cool w/azz sex

Mine thought she was once. She was wrong.

[SeanVol]

I'd like to give a shout to my Sister Babies' daddy!

[GatorBait15]

I'd like to give a shout to my Sister Babies' daddy!

a shout out to yourself? weird...

[rollmftide]

so who here has an old lady thats cool w/azz sex

Not you!! This new fascination has me a little worried...remember that we live in Alabama...that's illegal here...

[Sabanocchio]

Not you!! This new fascination has me a little worried...remember that we live in Alabama...that's illegal here...

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[rollmftide]

Mine thought she was once. She was wrong.

From a recent poll of all the females I know, I can verify that this situation ALMOST always turns out like that!:ohmy::jaw:

[azamugg]

I just got back from Burger King, I havent been there in a long time..........and Im never going back........that place is grimy, all of 'em

[rollmftide]

No one but you, Aza. :laugh: I did at one time. A few one-nighters that were too drunk to realize what was going on since. Thank god for bachelorhood.

They realized it the next day...that's why they were only one nighters!!!:yelrotflm

[rollmftide]

I just got back from Burger King, I havent been there in a long time..........and Im never going back........that place is grimy, all of 'em


I made you pasta w/sauteed shrimp...so you had McDonald's and BurgerKing today?!?:brick:

[azamugg]

I made you pasta w/sauteed shrimp...so you had McDonald's and BurgerKing today?!?:brick:

you did not make pasta

[rollmftide]

you did not make pasta

Yes I did...it's waiting for you as we speak. Garlic, butter, shrimp, your favorite noodles...:wacko:

[MBGamecock]

Bubba Gump Shrimp?

[azamugg]

Yes I did...it's waiting for you as we speak. Garlic, butter, shrimp, your favorite noodles...:wacko:

well you told me there was only that salad you made so I grabbed a burger (and a fish sandwich dammit)

go ahead and put up the pasta, I'll eat it tomorrow

[Sabanocchio]

well you told me there was only that salad you made so I grabbed a burger (and a fish sandwich dammit)

go ahead and put up the pasta, I'll eat it tomorrow

I'll take the pasta. Sounds yummmy.

[MBGamecock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W39SBNyGv-k

[rollmftide]

That's freaking hilarious!!!!

[rollmftide]

well you told me there was only that salad you made so I grabbed a burger (and a fish sandwich dammit)

go ahead and put up the pasta, I'll eat it tomorrow

I'll take the pasta. Sounds yummmy.

Don't let Aza lie...he'll eat it tonight. I meant the pasta you perverts!!! (Maybe...) :whistle:

[shk999]

From 1999 until 2002 I took a S10 Blazer and posted wins at every major SPL event in the Southeast. Perry, GA Daytona Spring Break Nationals, Nopi 3 times, tons of B'ham and Atlanta shows, Knoxville, Charlotte, etc. At Nopi Nationals, 2001 I set the SPL world record at 161.5 db's in stock class. We had 8 Memphis amps on 2 Digital Designs 15's. We had an alternator from an ambulance and our battery plant was ten 8volt Golfcart batteries wired up series/parallel to come out to 16volts. Instead of a volume knob, I just had a button that I would push to bust off a bass note. This is called "burping" your stereo. I usually got about 8 to 10 burps out of a set of subs before they started dropping off and needed to be rebuilt. MTX sponsored the truck at one point but their RFL subs were only good for 3 or 4 burps so we went back to Digital Designs. When it comes to competing SPL, you have to know your sh!t because so many things are involved, you have to have a good understanding of electronics and 12volt electricity, wood working skills are a must. You need to know algebra and physics, how else will you be able to design a box and figure a port that will be tuned to the resonant frequency of the vehicle, not to mention accounting for things like time delays, standing waves and bass cancellation caused by everything from distance to angles and even reflections from the back of the box and the front of the cab. I miss it.

[shk999]

A GSM Network is primarily made up of 3 main components. The MSC, the BSC and the RBS.

[shk999]

MRSA Staph lives in your nose, if you pick your nose and then pick your scabs, not only are you one nasty mf'er, you're probably gonna end up in the hospital.

[shk999]

You toucha my truck
I breaka you face

[shk999]

WIC accepted here

[shanksta13]

This thread is inconceivably gay!

[SeanVol]

a shout out to yourself? weird...

Thats not news to me that I'm weird.

[rollmftide]

From 1999 until 2002 I took a S10 Blazer and posted wins at every major SPL event in the Southeast. Perry, GA Daytona Spring Break Nationals, Nopi 3 times, tons of B'ham and Atlanta shows, Knoxville, Charlotte, etc. At Nopi Nationals, 2001 I set the SPL world record at 161.5 db's in stock class. We had 8 Memphis amps on 2 Digital Designs 15's. We had an alternator from an ambulance and our battery plant was ten 8volt Golfcart batteries wired up series/parallel to come out to 16volts. Instead of a volume knob, I just had a button that I would push to bust off a bass note. This is called "burping" your stereo. I usually got about 8 to 10 burps out of a set of subs before they started dropping off and needed to be rebuilt. MTX sponsored the truck at one point but their RFL subs were only good for 3 or 4 burps so we went back to Digital Designs. When it comes to competing SPL, you have to know your sh!t because so many things are involved, you have to have a good understanding of electronics and 12volt electricity, wood working skills are a must. You need to know algebra and physics, how else will you be able to design a box and figure a port that will be tuned to the resonant frequency of the vehicle, not to mention accounting for things like time delays, standing waves and bass cancellation caused by everything from distance to angles and even reflections from the back of the box and the front of the cab. I miss it.

What happened to it?
(I really thought I'd have more than that...I'm more than a little confused...I think I've read this post 15 or more times...I don't think I speak electronic guyspeak...it's pretty freakin impressive shk...:wacko:

[rollmftide]

MRSA Staph lives in your nose, if you pick your nose and then pick your scabs, not only are you one nasty mf'er, you're probably gonna end up in the hospital.

You are a fountain of information my friend...I remain impressed...:icon_band
No reason for the icons...I just dig them...

[shk999]

What happened to it?
(I really thought I'd have more than that...I'm more than a little confused...I think I've read this post 15 or more times...I don't think I speak electronic guyspeak...it's pretty freakin impressive shk...:wacko:

To make it easier to understand, its a competetion to see how loud you can make a car stereo. They have a meter called a RTA (Real Time Analyzer) and it is attached to a special microphone that they put in the car. It measures SPL (Sound Pressure Level) and reads it out on the meter in DB's (decibles, a measurement of sound). It probably sounds corny putting it like that but it is actually pretty big, I've outgrown it now and moved on to bigger and not really better things but it was hella fun back in the day. Tons of people are into it, stereo competetions go hand and hand with custom car shows so you get to see alot of cool stuff and meet alot of good folks.

[timNem]

To make it easier to understand, its a competetion to see how loud you can make a car stereo. They have a meter called a RTA (Real Time Analyzer) and it is attached to a special microphone that they put in a specified spot in the car. It measures SPL (Sound Pressure Level) and reads it out on the meter in DB's (decibles, a measurement of sound). It probably sounds corny putting it like that but it is actually pretty big, I've outgrown it now and moved on to bigger and not really better things now but it was hella fun back in the day. Tons of people are into it, stereo competetions go hand and hand with custom car shows so you get to see alot of cool stuff and meet alot of good folks.
I have a friend who competed in those, he had over $30,000 worth of sound in a $20,000 vehicle.

[shk999]

You are a fountain of information my friend...I remain impressed...:icon_band
No reason for the icons...I just dig them...

Thanks mf, and just for the record, I wouldve called first before I went to burger king.
:whistle:

J/k aza....:laugh:



:ph34r:

[shk999]

I have a friend who competed in those, he had over $30,000 worth of sound in a $20,000 vehicle.


It happens quick, I couldnt even estimate how much money was tied up in this truck, luckily for me it wasnt mine. :laugh: It belonged to a friend with money to burn, he footed the bill and I designed/built/maintained it. After the first year or so we got the truck sponsored so that helped alot but he still spent a fortune on gas, motels, entry fees, herb, etc. Some of those shows could have entry fees as high as $60 so it was nothing uncommon for us to pull up in the parking lot and watch 3 or 4 people get back in thier car and leave. Before the Blazer I competed Sound Quality, which is a totally different animal. This was with my own car, it was a 89 CRX SI all decked out, motor swap, wheels, paint job and tons of mods. I won some shows but nothing like SPL. In Sound Quality, you are not only judged by the sound, but also by the looks, cleanliness, custom work, showmanship, etc. It sucked, I had to trailer the CRX everywhere because it would get dirty when you drove it to the shows. In SPL, you can go mudriding before the show, show up with candy wrappers and coke cans under the seats, bust off a number and head to the house.
:laugh:

[timNem]

It happens quick, I couldnt even estimate how much money was tied up in this truck, luckily for me it wasnt mine. :laugh: It belonged to a friend with money to burn, he footed the bill and I designed/built/maintained it. After the first year or so we got the truck sponsored so that helped alot but he still spent a fortune on gas, motels, entry fees, herb, etc. Some of those shows could have entry fees as high as $60 so it was nothing uncommon for us to pull up in the parking lot and watch 3 or 4 people get back in thier car and leave. Before the Blazer I competed Sound Quality, which is a totally different animal. This was with my own car, it was a 89 CRX SI all decked out, motor swap, wheels, paint job and tons of mods. I won some shows but nothing like SPL. In Sound Quality, you are not only judged by the sound, but also by the looks, cleanliness, custom work, showmanship, etc. It sucked, I had to trailer the CRX everywhere because it would get dirty when you drove it to the shows. In SPL, you can go mudriding before the show, show up with candy wrappers and coke cans under the seats, bust off a number and head to the house.
:laugh:
I had a red CRXsi when I was 17 and I definately miss the 50+ miles per gallon it got

[MBGamecock]

Good Morning, Freaks!!!

First to reply to this gets a rep!

[crimsonnation713]

Wheres "fear the hat"?

[WayzUp]

LOL, my contribution... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

[JerryBeeds]

YouTube - Garth Marenghi - I'm A One Track Lover (http://youtube.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8&feature=related)

[azamugg]

I wanna ask anyone honest enough to admit it:

have you really never been told or learned on your own that on the interstate the left lane is to pass and the right lane is the lane you cruise in????????????????????????????

if you know this but you continue to ignore it, then I hope you go to hell

[bigsexxxy]

Went and saw these guys on Sunday night, it was a great show.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=xo0X77OBJUg

[MBGamecock]

:eating:I've got a craving for a big ole mixed box of chicken livers and gizzards.

[shanksta13]

Hangover doesn't begin to describe what I'm feeling right now.

[Gator2753]

:offtopic::nonono:This Thread has gone waaaaay off topic.

[Bburton86]

Went and saw these guys on Sunday night, it was a great show.




Did they play the James K. Polk song?

My dog just chewed up something expensive. What do I do to him?

[MBGamecock]

Did they play the James K. Polk song?

My dog just chewed up something expensive. What do I do to him?

Make him eat it. He chewed it up, he's got to finish it now!

[bigsexxxy]

Did they play the James K. Polk song?

My dog just chewed up something expensive. What do I do to him?

They might have, we got there a few minutes late. They did do a lot of their kids songs, which are actually pretty good.


Alphabet of Nations
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CP4VVGN2LUU

West Xylophone!

[rollmftide]

Good Morning, Freaks!!!

First to reply to this gets a rep!

Tell me I'm not too late!!!!:laugh:

[MBGamecock]

Tell me I'm not too late!!!!:laugh:

You were first!!!! But I repped you last night. I have to spread it around first:laugh:

:unsure:Did that sound bad?

[shanksta13]

I almost broke my arm when I passed out in the shower a few minutes ago.

[timNem]

A beautiful mouth

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj197/myskinnerbox/ouch.jpg

[timNem]

A Texas Heart Shot

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/IrishManX/ouch.jpg

[timNem]

An armless man attempts suicide

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii93/slurredspeech/Ouch.jpg

[MBGamecock]

You got any picks of a legless man in an azz-kicking contest?

[the Prodigy]

I wonder how much candy they ate as a child....

[timNem]

You got any picks of a legless man in an azz-kicking contest?
I found this :laugh::laugh::laugh:


Image of ouch! - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting (http://s183.photobucket.com/albums/x132/ckrasho/?action=view&current=ouch.jpg)

[Bburton86]

Image of ouch! - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting (http://s183.photobucket.com/albums/x132/ckrasho/?action=view&current=ouch.jpg)

Peace, I'm out.

[MBGamecock]

I found this :laugh::laugh::laugh:


Image of ouch! - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting (http://s183.photobucket.com/albums/x132/ckrasho/?action=view&current=ouch.jpg)

Is that you???

[timNem]

Is that you???

Uhhhh....NO.

[timNem]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/wiry41/funny1.jpg

[timNem]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/eriminagawa/Funny%20Pics/bfbc.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/mullets.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/koolailorange.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/Batmancarryingrobin.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/goldenshowers-1.jpg

[MBGamecock]

1097
My favorite

[JerryBeeds]

VDisBack on a saturday night:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/combover-761108.jpg

[MBGamecock]

1098

Babysitting

[Sabanocchio]

Happiest moment of my life:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/HoldingNewbornbabyMadison.jpg

[JerryBeeds]

Tommy Bowden picks his nose and eats it.

YouTube - Tommy Bowden Picks His Nose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuV290U7K4Q)

[Sabanocchio]

my girl: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/SANY0486.jpg

[GatorBait15]

looks just like you sab...

[timNem]

My little ones

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/timNem_2006/Image1-3_edited-1.jpg

[timNem]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/timNem_2006/bandw_never_give_up.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

My little ones

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/timNem_2006/Image1-3_edited-1.jpg

ADORABLE!!!!! You must be awful proud.

[Sabanocchio]

looks just like you sab...

Poor girl. :laugh:

[JerryBeeds]

This is my son Gordon. He means the world to me.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/ugly-baby-boy-picture-naked.jpg

[JerryBeeds]

This is Sheila the love of my life.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/ugly3_01.jpg

[GatorBait15]

Sab looks like a drumer...

[timNem]

This is Sheila the love of my life.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/ugly3_01.jpg


Are you a blind fisherman? :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

Sab looks like a drumer...

guitarist....

[GatorBait15]

Nice, I am a vocalist :)

[timNem]

I'm the guy who breaks the guitars on stage

[JerryBeeds]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/hewett-bw1.jpg

[timNem]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/hewett-bw1.jpg

Kaptain Kangaroo?

[GatorBait15]

Garth brooks?

[JerryBeeds]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/CK.jpg

[timNem]

Mr. Belvedere.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/playbiller/separated%20at%20birth/KAPTAIN.jpg

[timNem]

I forgot how gay and ugly he actually was

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/quasisp/CaptainKangaroo70s.jpg

[timNem]

Who would let their kids around a guy that looks like that?

[timNem]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279/moni_poncho/funny.jpg

[JerryBeeds]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/SHIT.jpg

[JerryBeeds]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/image001.jpg

[timNem]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb237/pokeman19/funny.gif

[JerryBeeds]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/DrunkBumBegger.jpg

[timNem]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/darrellsluv911/funny.jpg

[timNem]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x300/scrapperamber/funny.jpg

[timNem]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x100/bschell77/funny.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/usc_cheerleader02ba4d.jpg
Trojan man...!

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/orangeglasses.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/Caseyleadingband.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/PI_22823iluvanl.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/PI_37292free_tacos.jpg

[GatorBait15]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/milrandor/Caseyleadingband.jpg

neg rep....

[MBGamecock]

My azz itches.....where's GB?

[MBGamecock]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc190/mbgamecock/Choppaaa.jpg

[lacene]

http://brahsome.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/zoubek.jpg


look at the crowd in the background......

[SeanVol]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/36/Windowshasissues.png

[Tennessee Ted]

I came up with a great idea today. I am a substitute teacher and each day I wake up at 6:30am and get ready for school and then wait for a call to see if I am needed. Half the time I get no call, so I sit around on this board for a couple of hours typing haiku and then go back to bed at 9am if they do not call.

I realized this was really inefficient. Instead of waking up I now just leave my phone near my bed and if they call I use the call as my alarm clock. This way I have longer interrupted sleep if they do not call plus I don't sit around for an hour and a half wondering if they call. This way if the alarm rings I work and if I wake up at noon, I don't. It is a win win situation. I either make money or I am well rested. :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

You are a genius Tenn Ted.

[the Prodigy]

http://brahsome.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/zoubek.jpg


look at the crowd in the background......

God that's gay....:brick:

[Tennessee Ted]

You are a genius Tenn Ted.

That is a blatant attempt at whoring for a high five, but just like Elliot Spitzer I took the bait.

[GatorBait15]

lol, I am not a high five slut...:ph34r:

[Tennessee Ted]

lol, I am not a high five slut...:ph34r:

I did not say that. I said you were a high five whore. There is a difference. :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

haha, maybe so.

[oxfordreb]

Haven't read the thread, but here's something to keep the post alive:

Hotty Toddy, God Almighty
Who the hell are we, HEY!

Flim Flam, Bim Blam
Ole Miss, by damn!!

Hotty Toddy, beat them dawgs tonight

[GatorBait15]

way to ruin the thread Red...:dry:

[GatorBait15]

Oh and I vote to sticky the thread!

[MBGamecock]

1099
Beed's pet chipmunk

[MBGamecock]

1100
Geaux^2 living it up

[oxfordreb]

way to ruin the thread Red...:dry:

Not trying to ruin conversation, just trying to accomplish the author's goal, is that really so bad:dozey:

[GatorBait15]

I am not an animale!

[GatorBait15]

Not trying to ruin conversation, just trying to accomplish the author's goal, is that really so bad:dozey:

just messin' with ya bud

[oxfordreb]

just messin' with ya bud

I know :thumbs:

[timNem]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z185/drakediacon/f39ea00b1d2013099c2ef7e800922f6b_ma.jpg

[timNem]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z175/brittneybam123/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg

[timNem]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd289/KentLeeKent/hilarious.jpg

[timNem]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa49/mike1000274/hilarious.jpg

[timNem]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w186/jplaiske/Hilarious.jpg

[timNem]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/shockerwade/HILARIOUS.jpg

[GatorBait15]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa49/mike1000274/hilarious.jpg

is that Ben on the left?

[crimsonnation713]

there once was a girl from Nantuckett......

[timNem]

there once was a girl from Nantuckett......
and I saw her sit on a bucket

[crimsonnation713]

and I saw her sit on a bucket

and yadda yadda yadda yadda......

THE END

[shk999]

I came up with a great idea today. I am a substitute teacher and each day I wake up at 6:30am and get ready for school and then wait for a call to see if I am needed. Half the time I get no call, so I sit around on this board for a couple of hours typing haiku and then go back to bed at 9am if they do not call.

I realized this was really inefficient. Instead of waking up I now just leave my phone near my bed and if they call I use the call as my alarm clock. This way I have longer interrupted sleep if they do not call plus I don't sit around for an hour and a half wondering if they call. This way if the alarm rings I work and if I wake up at noon, I don't. It is a win win situation. I either make money or I am well rested. :laugh:

Brilliant!

http://www.doesthecirclehold.com/wp-content/guinnessB11.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

1099
Beed's pet chipmunk

I lent him that chipmunk. I doubt I'll ever get it back.

[shk999]

R Rated, not for GB15. :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYqXLKKYN7Y

[shk999]

Must See TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iDQX4AuZiA

[Sabanocchio]

Must See TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iDQX4AuZiA

F'ing incredible.

[shk999]

I lent him that chipmunk. I doubt I'll ever get it back.

Would you want him back? Sure, he's cool to hang out with and no doubt he knows how to rock a party but he still doesnt have a job or a car and never has any money.

[Tider27]

Excuse me fine sirs, but would you like some sausage?

If any of you fruity ones thought something else...your sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1YIT-HINKg

[oxfordreb]

OLE MISS SUCKS IN THE CLUTCH, THUS WE LOSE TO GEORGIA AND OUR NCAA HOPES ARE DASHED UPON THE ROCKS ONCE AGAIN. TO FEEL THE PAIN OF A REBEL IS TO BE A REBEL!!!

[oxfordreb]

oh so random, yet, very true...

[the Prodigy]

The Ole Miss coping Manual:
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/6788/043932459901lzzzzzzzmw4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[shk999]

You should've seen the girl I carried to prom, let me tell you, she was big...

[Tider27]

Nothing left for Ole Miss fans but to become Emo and start cuttin!!!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/gggraham/529778578_l.jpg

[shk999]

You should've seen the girl I carried to prom, let me tell you, she was big...

How big was she?

[timNem]

How big a girl was she shk999?

[shk999]

She was so big her Glamour Shots were arial view.

[shk999]

Whats the first thing a Georgia girl says after losing her virginity?

Get off me daddy, your crushin' my cigarettes.

[shk999]

Been looking for a Nintendo Wii for almost a week now, best lead I have right now is to be at wal-mart early Sunday morning. That sucks, I like to sleep late on Sunday but only the strong survive.

[GatorBait15]

Man I hope you guys arn't sober posting at 2 haha

[oxfordreb]

Been looking for a Nintendo Wii for almost a week now, best lead I have right now is to be at wal-mart early Sunday morning. That sucks, I like to sleep late on Sunday but only the strong survive.

It'll be worth your sacrifice my friend, I've played them all and nothing is as fun to play as the Wii. You'll be glad you gave up the sleep when "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed" finally comes out. Also, the Zelda game rocks as does Metroid.

[oxfordreb]

Man I hope you guys arn't sober posting at 2 haha

<--- is sober (doesn't drink anyways), but is still reeling from the OT loss tonight...

[Tider27]

Man I hope you guys arn't sober posting at 2 haha

Am I ever?

[GatorBait15]

true that tider and sorry that I cant rep back yet...

[oxfordreb]

If you guys have never seen this, be prepared for el-mucho laughter (Be advised, there is some graphic language, viewers beware):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU&feature=user

[Bburton86]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/bburton86/you_re-doing-it-wrong.jpg

[MBGamecock]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc190/mbgamecock/dontwoorryman.jpg

[MBGamecock]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc190/mbgamecock/127410855.jpg

The Barnyard Pimp

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc190/mbgamecock/rooster.jpg

One of his Ho's

[lacene]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-jBa7iBonTk

[timNem]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j262/svot87/friday.jpg

[oxfordreb]

http://msumoron.myweb.uga.edu/croom1.jpg

http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/MrT3.jpg

It's not commonly known, but they have the same baby's daddy...

[SeanVol]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzTnBMO9BxI

[shk999]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-9VXa3EeY0&feature=related

[Sabanocchio]

That last part where the guy spins around and the ball doesn't move was cool as crap.