12 Shots

[GeauxTo]

12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."

[Bburton86]

guy comes from home from work and yells to his wife "quick bring me a beer."
She quickly brings him a beer.
He finishes it just as fast as she brought it. He then says "quick bring me another beer before it starts." She brings him another beer as fast as the first. And he finishes it just as fast as before. And again he yells "hurry baby, bring me a beer quick before it starts." She wonders for a second but quickly gets the beer. Yet, again he chugs it as fast as he can. And once again "honey get me a beer it's about to start NOW!"
Fed up with getting him beers she stops and asks "I've been at home slaving away all day at the cooking and cleaning and you come home from work for five minutes and think I haven't been doing anything and you won't even tell me what is about to happen.?!?!?! What is about to happen"


"It's started."