TPM
02-08-2008, 06:58 PM
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming
him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around
the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and
gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds
with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes
the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No
problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else
does."
him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around
the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and
gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds
with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes
the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No
problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else
does."