gatorhater
02-07-2008, 01:05 PM
Parental guidance suggested. A guy I work with sent this to me...he moved over here from the UK a few years back and I converted him from a soccer fan into a UGA football fan.
A Georgia Bulldog fan is drinking in a Dallas , Texas bar, when he gets a
> call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
> orders around of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just
> given birth to a typical Bulldog baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can
> believe that any new baby can weigh in at 2 5 poun ds, but the Bulldog fan
> just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks. Like I
> said, my boy's a typical Georgia Bulldog baby boy. Gonna be a football
> player." Congratulations showered him from all around, am id many
> exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
> Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't
> you the father of that typical Georgia Bulldog baby that weighed 25
> pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
> So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen
> pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious.
> "Whathappened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Georgia
> father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleev e,
> leans into the bartender and proudly says,....... "Had him circumcised."
> How Bout Them Dawgs!!!!!!!
A Georgia Bulldog fan is drinking in a Dallas , Texas bar, when he gets a
> call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
> orders around of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just
> given birth to a typical Bulldog baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can
> believe that any new baby can weigh in at 2 5 poun ds, but the Bulldog fan
> just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks. Like I
> said, my boy's a typical Georgia Bulldog baby boy. Gonna be a football
> player." Congratulations showered him from all around, am id many
> exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
> Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't
> you the father of that typical Georgia Bulldog baby that weighed 25
> pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
> So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen
> pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious.
> "Whathappened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Georgia
> father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleev e,
> leans into the bartender and proudly says,....... "Had him circumcised."
> How Bout Them Dawgs!!!!!!!