Let's say you were the head coach of your school.

[GatorBait15]

What would be your pitch to sell to the recruits?

tell me why I would want to go to your school!

list 3 reasons...

UF

1. We have one of the best athletic programs in the US and you can find us ranked high in every sport! Plus we just won a national championship in football and we are very capable of winning a few more soon! also don't forget about the heisman trophy winner...

2. The Fans, the swamp and the atmosphere only a few other schools can compete!

3. Having a young talented coach that won a national championship his 2nd year also boost our stock!

Sell me your school!:thumpsup:

[Williams-Brice]

I'll pay for your family's house and car.

[GetEmGamecocks]

play for me or I'll kill you!

lol I would run this team into the ground

[lambertjr]

1) Great history.

2)You are going to be on a team that is the National Champion and is a conference and national title contender again this season. You will be on national TV at least 5 times this year

3) You are playing in the best conference in the entire country which means you are competeing against the best talent every week.

[nellanaesp]

1) (also Spurrier's number one recruiting sell :laugh:) We have never won and SEC championship and the first is coming very soon. Wouldn't you like to be a part of history for South Carolina? No one remembers a team that wins the championship after someone else has already done it, but everyone will remember the team that did it first.

2) A Great community atmosphere awaits you in columia. We have a great uprising football program, and you get to play for one of the best coaches in the nation.

And I'd end it with . .
3) I'm giving you an opportunity to prove yourself to the world of football. If you don't want to take that opportunity, then go play somewhere else. But if you want to be great, play for me.

[The Ramp]

u like to drink? if yes, then you fit right in...so do we

[GatorBait15]

I guess I could throw in top 5 party school in the nation somewhere! but I don't think the coach would be tellin' the players that baha!

[Noah.Dreams]

You will work harder than everyone else, accomplish more than you ever believed possible and together we will be champions.

[nellanaesp]

POST 500!Sorry . . had to do that somewhere :laugh:
Ima SUPASTA!!! [Does that crazy SNL move that lady makes...]

[The Ramp]

how bout...girls are easy here

[nellanaesp]

how bout...girls are easy here
I need to make a visit to LSU . . . :unsure:

[The Ramp]

I need to make a visit to LSU . . . :unsure:

don't waste your time with the sorostitutes and buy a lot of drinks:thumpsup:

[Tennessee Ted]

1. Home grown Tennessee weed.
2. The chance to win the Fulmer Cup
3. Checkerboard endzones.

[GatorBait15]

1. Home grown Tennessee weed.
2. The chance to win the Fulmer Cup
3. Checkerboard endzones.


I am hooked! :wub::ph34r:

[BamaFanNKy]

I've seen what you look like Gator Bait... As the University of Alabama.... we have to encourage a man of your stature and athletic ability to consider strongly going to Auburn.

[Sabanocchio]

And I would strongly encourage you to go to hell.

[GatorBait15]

I've seen what you look like Gator Bait... As the University of Alabama.... we have to encourage a man of your stature and athletic ability to consider strongly going to Auburn.

Lol I won the PAL heisman in 8th grade come on! :laugh:

I guess I will have to settle for the girls in the barn now!

[BamaFanNKy]

And I would strongly encourage you to go to hell.

Oh boy.... Someone here has been eating their:
http://nw.mit.edu/codeigniter2x/core/nathanwilson/images/why/hater_tots.jpg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X3MsfSf4v3w

[Tennessee Ted]

Lol I won the PAL heisman in 8th grade come on! :laugh:

I guess I will have to settle for the girls in the barn now!

You don't have to settle for anyone, you have Swampgirl. :thumpsup:

[GatorBait15]

Lol, you are day's behind Ted... you might have to read last nights thread I forgot the name of it though...

edit: here it is http://www.sectalk.com/boards/water-fountain/25888-how-come.html

[BamaFanNKy]

Bait..... when you go to college remember to practice safe sex! Find a girl with a condom dress.

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/condom-college-girls.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

GB, you really don't have to take that from someone that looks like Keifer Sutherland ate Rosie O'Donnell.

[GatorBait15]

lol.......

[BamaFanNKy]

GB, you really don't have to take that from someone that looks like Keifer Sutherland ate Rosie O'Donnell.
http://208.236.10.251/celebs/blog/kieferbird.jpg
http://www.ragingnation.tv/images/HATERS.jpg

[nellanaesp]

^Isn't this exactly what we were talking about, Sab? :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

Pretty much. Pretense goes a long way on a message board.

[BamaFanNKy]

ahhhhh..... cute. The facebook or myspace pals are back! Let me high five you and you high five me. YEAH! Run along now. here I'll high five you so you can feel good about your high five counts.

[nellanaesp]

ahhhhh..... cute. The facebook or myspace pals are back! Let me high five you and you high five me. YEAH! Run along now. here I'll high five you so you can feel good about your high five counts.

How about uh.. you know. Not.

[Sabanocchio]

I don't talk to anyone on Facebook. I don't even have an account there.

SECTalk.com, folks, we have our rep whores and our attention whores. Guess who's who?

[BamaFanNKy]

hmmmmm....... was I the one who told you to go to hell? Did I make fun of your looks..... sounds like some one is a hater and highjacked the thread of jokes to get attention from who he has a hate hard on for. Really sad. I don't go behind you picking fights. But that happens when a guy was turned down by girls in High School or is under 5'10. :)

[nellanaesp]

hmmmmm....... was I the one who told you to go to hell? Did I make fun of your looks..... sounds like some one is a hater and highjacked the thread of jokes to get attention from who he has a hate hard on for. Really sad. I don't go behind you picking fights. But that happens when a guy was turned down by girls in High School or is under 5'10. :)

Wait . . so now you're making fun of guys under 5'10? Ok, now you're actually starting to get me pissed...

[Sabanocchio]

Well now that the cat's out of the bag...attention whore of the day goes to...^^^^^
I'm not under 5'10 anyway. Not sure what he's blathering about.

[nellanaesp]

Well now that the cat's out of the bag...attention whore of the day goes to...^^^^^
I assume you mean bamafan :laugh:

[BamaFanNKy]

Well now that the cat's out of the bag...attention whore of the day goes to...^^^^^
I'm not under 5'10 anyway. Not sure what he's blathering about.

Don't say that about your buddy. He's not the attention whore you are.

[nellanaesp]

I'm not under 5'10 anyway. Not sure what he's blathering about.

I am :ph34r:

[Sabanocchio]

Like it matters. Ignore him and maybe he'll go away.

[BamaFanNKy]

Wait . . so now you're making fun of guys under 5'10? Ok, now you're actually starting to get me pissed...

Don't worry buddy. It's a joke. Like you shouldn't expect me to read all your posts.... I've posted how my Buisness partner is 5'8 and native american and Irish. So I make short jokes to him being I'm only 6'1.

[BamaFanNKy]

Like it matters. Ignore him and maybe he'll go away.

Says the guy who called me out to begin with. You really are slow. I thought you looked like you had downs syndrome in that picture.... at least you look familiar.:ohmy:

[nellanaesp]

Don't worry buddy. It's a joke. Like you shouldn't expect me to read all your posts.... I've posted how my Buisness partner is 5'8 and native american and Irish. So I make short jokes to him being I'm only 6'1.
That must have been in the 'nobody gives a f*ck' thread. I don't read there much.

[Sabanocchio]

I assume you mean bamafan :laugh:

Yeah, you beat me to a reply. Seriously, as soon as he stops getting attention, he'll go away.

[BamaFanNKy]

Gave you another high five. Both my hands will help lift you up to make you look taller. :)

[nellanaesp]

Gave you another high five. Both my hands will help lift you up to make you look taller. :)
:laugh: that was actually funny. But you're still a worthless poster :laugh:

[BamaFanNKy]

Well too bad your opinion means as much to me as my posts mean to you. But continue to hate. I like my anti-fan club.

[nellanaesp]

Here you go, bamafan, I made a sig for you. enjoy! :thumpsup:
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n273/nellanaesp/imworthlesscopy.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

I like the pink. It'll match his wardrobe.

[BamaFanNKy]

That's pretty good.

So that we don't totally screw up Gator Baits thread..... what would all of you say to get him to go to your college.

Later!

[Sabanocchio]

I'd say come here. We execute morons.

[nellanaesp]

I'd say come here. We execute morons.
There is a simple plan the country can use to weed out morons from when they are a child. Simply take all crossguards away from crosswalks. The children that successfully make it across are not the morons. :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

There is a simple plan the country can use to weed out morons from when they are a child. Simply take all crossguards away from crosswalks. The children that successfully make it across are not the morons. :laugh:

Thus there would be no BamafagNKY. I like it.

[JerryBeeds]

1. Bitches
2. Bitches
3. Mo Bitches

[adamsputnik]

Sh*t thread.

Anyway, since footballers are all big, brawny men who like sex, my pitch would be to take down Sorority Row on Milledge and line up a few sorority girls to 'show them around.'

Or maybe that is just my fantasy talking.

[OleMissPike]

I've seen what you look like Gator Bait... As the University of Alabama.... we have to encourage a man of your stature and athletic ability to consider strongly going to Auburn.

Why would you want to give him bragging rights for another 6 years?

[OleMissPike]

1.Potential for early playing time
2.Commitment from the Athletic Department for success-facilities, staff's salaries
3.Tradition (beautiful girls, Grove, Chucky Mullins award, etc.)

[GatorBait15]

God this thread got awesome when I went to bed! I wish I would have stayed up! nice sig bahaha.

[nellanaesp]

God this thread got awesome when I went to bed! I wish I would have stayed up! nice sig bahaha.
Yep, we sure bonded last night :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

Yep, we sure bonded last night :laugh:

Just pretend I was there with you guy's lol! act as if I was part of the bond.:laugh::ph34r:

[BamaFanNKy]

Yep I went over to Nellansap's family and took a picture with them. I'm the guy with the hat!
http://freespace.virgin.net/rusty.goffe/Image11.gif :)

[nellanaesp]

^^:laugh::laugh:

[GatorBait15]

Lol I thought that was funny too.

[nellanaesp]

Oompa loompas scare the crap out of me for some reason. That's why I hate that movie :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

Lol, how would you guy's feel if I changed my user name to GDZ lol! or G Nasty haha.

[nellanaesp]

Lol, how would you guy's feel if I changed my user name to GDZ lol! or G Nasty haha.
I like gatorbait15. It's a cool name. I was actually thinking of having the mods change my name to USAFSean or something. I'm tired of Nellanaesp. I've had that sn since 7th grade :laugh:

[BamaFanNKy]

Oompa loompas scare the crap out of me for some reason. That's why I ate that movie :laugh:

You eat movies you don't like?

[GatorBait15]

I like gatorbait15. It's a cool name. I was actually thinking of having the mods change my name to USAFSean or something. I'm tired of Nellanaesp. I've had that sn since 7th grade :laugh:

I like USAFSean that's b/a you have to have a mod change it? how did D3 do it?

[nellanaesp]

I like USAFSean that's b/a you have to have a mod change it? how did D3 do it?
A Mod changed it i'm pretty sure.

[nellanaesp]

You eat movies you don't like?
lmao that was supposed to be hate. :laugh:

[BamaFanNKy]

I think you should eat movies you don't like. That would be pretty damn funny. Just grab the DVD and pour Chocolate on it. :)

[nellanaesp]

Yeah it would actually. "F*ck this, I'm hungry!" :laugh:

[The Ramp]

My pitch for recruits?

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/1852590602_124e815848.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/BF195304.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/DSC018675B15D.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/img_0736.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/lsu4.jpg

[The Ramp]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/TigerHottie.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/tailgate074mm6.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/pic4.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/n160000024_30064275_2838.jpg


http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/n23429442_39006529_8165.jpg

[The Ramp]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/lsuchicks.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/lsubeaters.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/LSUGame004.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/lsuhottie2.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/MT33/n23422189_38122981_6325.jpg

[Sabanocchio]

I'm sold. Where can I sign up?

[The Ramp]

I'm sold. Where can I sign up?

just sign the dotted line

and give me your soul

muahaha

[Sabanocchio]

I have no soul. You, of all people should know that!:D

[The Ramp]

I have no soul. You, of all people should know that!:D

ok...then buy me a beer then

[Sabanocchio]

ok...then buy me a beer then

That we can arrange. :lol: