BamaFreak
01-15-2008, 07:08 AM
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane when suddenly the plane starts into a nosedive. It looks like all is lost and everyone is going to die, so the priest crosses himself and begins to pray. He looks over at the rabbi who is busy crossing himself as well. The priest says, "Oh sure, NOW you come around!" The rabbi replies, "No, no, just the usual check: spectacles, testicles, money & cigars!"