Say What?

[shk999]

Its cold azamugg here, I may geauxto hang out with Timnem, they've got heat. How's the weather in Tennessee Ted? I bet its warm in northfla but I dont want to become gatorbait. First I better eat, maybe a reese cup and a red powerade......nah, its puddingtime. I could eat crawfish for thethird time but I dont want to walk all the wayzup to the fridge and then back down the ramp. Someone go to the store for me, the one over by the old pharmdawg, I want a Dr Pepper and geechee self something too. Now im hot, anybody seen my cockfan? I think my VDisback, or did it ever really leave. That is the paradox. My friend Jerry came over earlier and almost got bit by my Bulldog, Bry. He snuck up behind me and was like "hey bigsexxxy". I said "ouch, that hurt, what was that Jerry, beeds?

:laugh:

(must be the herb)

(gotta be)

[JerryBeeds]

I feel left out.:sad:































:laugh:

[GatorBait15]

I was watching jerry springer and the hot girl in the stands got her jerrybeeds.

[azamugg]

that is friggin awesome shkk but yea, you gotta rewrite it and put Beeds in it (context: anal) and put Bulldog Bry (context: bryl cream)

I'd rep you a hundred times fer that effort pal

[shk999]

that is friggin awesome shkk but yea, you gotta rewrite it and put Beeds in it (context: anal) and put Bulldog Bry (context: bryl cream)

I'd rep you a hundred times fer that effort pal

...:thumbs:

[gatoraus]

Bet you can't incorporate gatoraus.:laugh:

[GatorBait15]

Gatoraus is just gay...

[shk999]

Bet you can't incorporate gatoraus.:laugh:

Herb, not pcp. :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

Herb, not pcp. :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[GatorBait15]

Crazy ??? Shkk do you Aza and TimNem no each other in real life?

[shk999]

Crazy ??? Shkk do you Aza and TimNem no each other in real life?

Tim is my butler and aza.....well, lets just say I know aza in ways most men never will (or should).......


:laugh:

Nah, but AZA has been tryin' to lure me over to B'ham to check out some UAB B'Ball. I would probably know Tim if I saw him though, we used to travel in the same circles back in the 90's at JSU.

[shk999]

Hey GB15, if you like goofball threads like this, go look for the "SECTalk Secret Confessions" thread. That was a fun one and I think it was before your time.

[GatorBait15]

Oh god can't wait!

[azamugg]

Tim is my butler and aza.....well, lets just say I know aza in ways most men never will (or should).......


:laugh:

Nah, but AZA has been tryin' to lure me over to B'ham to check out some UAB B'Ball. I would probably know Tim if I saw him though, we used to travel in the same circles back in the 90's at JSU.

yea, shkk knows that only 3 of my five nipples lactate

[aufan]

I'd rep you a hundred times fer that effort pal

Same here if I could---damn thing wont let me--that whole spread around thing is gettin me:brick:

[nellanaesp]

I feel left out too :sad:

[azamugg]

well Shk, since you left some out, thought I'd include them:

Noah.Dreams......he dreams of a CIA agent known as Shk999. His mission is to out an Aryan Nation Leader....NEO. Within this organization NEO is a squad leader of Bi-sexual deviants that infiltrate the U.S. Gov't via trysts with homosexual politicians.

The dream/mission starts out with Shk999 going down south to rendevouz w/other agents undercover as well.......he ends up in a small city just ouside of Zephyr Alabama called Volimhtown. "What a shitty town" he mumbles w/a cigarette cocked in the corner of his mouth. Crimsonnation713 and WarEagle73 are F'n late as usual, probably trying to double team that old TennesseeGirl. "Quit messing w/these redneck old ho's dammitt....there's a horrible incurable South American strain of Sabanocchio going around"! "Didn't you hear about our compadre Gatorbait15 getting it from that half animal/half swampgirl? Yep, a GatorHunter discovered him out in the woods delirious."

Later that day on the docks of Mobile Bay they found a dead KKK member. Searching his body they discovered some dog tags around his neck.....said "FernandoMike" but you can call me "Tator"... Strange.......also they found a tat right above his arse that said "This belongs to Gatoraus", a clue they thought?! Then to confuse matters there was a tat on the front just above his pubic region that said "These here nutz belong to Neo" AHHHHH! Now we're onto something thought the three agents.

It was hot and muggy as usual and the agents needed some relief so they stopped at a lemonade stand that was raising money for the church. They would ask some questions too from the people working the stand: Ima Jean, Nuvell, and Lacene......ended up not asking any questions as the three stand workers were caught up talking football, ImaJean an AUfan and Lacene a GAMECOCK FAN. We ultimately decided we were wasting our time.....as we drove off we heard Lacene hollerin "Wait till next year"!

End of the dream, Neo, who was at the time with his man servant Nellaneasp, was killed while blowing Bill Clinton on a bus in Harlem.

[Sabanocchio]

Its cold azamugg here, I may geauxto hang out with Timnem, they've got heat. How's the weather in Tennessee Ted? I bet its warm in northfla but I dont want to become gatorbait. First I better eat, maybe a reese cup and a red powerade......nah, its puddingtime. I could eat crawfish for thethird time but I dont want to walk all the wayzup to the fridge and then back down the ramp. Someone go to the store for me, the one over by the old pharmdawg, I want a Dr Pepper and geechee self something too. Now im hot, anybody seen my cockfan? I think my VDisback, or did it ever really leave. That is the paradox. My friend Jerry came over earlier and almost got bit by my Bulldog, Bry. He snuck up behind me and was like "hey bigsexxxy". I said "ouch, that hurt, what was that Jerry, beeds?


:laugh:

(must be the herb)

(gotta be)

I gotta say, I am offended I have been left out. I guess you just couldn't figure out how Saban could have an Old Key, Yo?


At least Aza didn't forget me. Excuse me. I have an itch.

[GatorBait15]

Sweet I am in two! good work by the both of you haha!

[WarEagle73]

well Shk, since you left some out, thought I'd include them:

Crimsonnation713 and WarEagle73 are F'n late as usual, probably trying to double team that old TennesseeGirl.


I'd need to see her feet first. :laugh:

[timNem]

Todays Lesson:

Always think before saying "I was left out"

That is all.

[Sabanocchio]

I miss the Saba-cornholio days....:whistle:

[Sabanocchio]

I'd also like to add that Shk has graduated from "rep whore" to "high five slut".

[azamugg]

I'd also like to add that Shk has graduated from "rep whore" to "high five slut".

how about just plain ole "whore" and plain ole "slut"?

[Sabanocchio]

That works too. Which one am I though?

[GatorBait15]

That works too. Which one am I though?

You can stick with...artist.

[shk999]

Sabo, didnt forget you but damn.."Sabanocchio", come on. :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

I still don't know how to pronounce it!

[shk999]

I can say it, I just cant spell it.



http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Images/NickSaban1.jpg + http://www.instantkarma.com/images/pinocchio.jpg = Sabanocchio

[GatorBait15]

Wow I finally get it! I thought it was something to do with the #8 haha!

[shk999]

Todays Lesson:

Always think before saying "I was left out"

That is all.

Zinngggg! :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

Oh my god, GB shut up while you're still ahead. Seriously? The number 8? Whew....! Find out what ever it is that increases brain power and start chugging it Popeye style. :lol:

[timNem]

I miss the Saba-cornholio days....:whistle:what was that about, I have already forgot

[Sabanocchio]

I can say it, I just cant spell it.



http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Images/NickSaban1.jpg + http://www.instantkarma.com/images/pinocchio.jpg = Sabanocchio

That's the Italian version or something. It's spelled all funky. PEE NO KO?

[Sabanocchio]

what was that about, I have already forgot

Aza being an ass when I first came on the site. That's it. You know like "I am the great Cornholio!" The Beavis character.... Is anybody with me on that?

[Sabanocchio]

I never cohorted with SOJ. I was just connected with him by virtue of being a Vol fan and coming onto the site around the same time. Shk can vouch. I caught flack for my username of course. That's a given. Water under the bridge, doubtless.

[azamugg]

I never cohorted with SOJ. I was just connected with him by virtue of being a Vol fan and coming onto the site around the same time. Shk can vouch. I caught flack for my username of course. That's a given. Water under the bridge, doubtless.

man, shk came up with some name for SOJ that made me spit milk out of my mouth one morning.......damn, I wish I could remember it!! Shk, if you read this, refresh my memory!

[timNem]

man, shk came up with some name for SOJ that made me spit milk out of my mouth one morning.......damn, I wish I could remember it!! Shk, if you read this, refresh my memory!was it saggy orange jugs

[gatorunvrsty]

I'd also like to add that Shk has graduated from "rep whore" to "high five slut".

:laugh: I've come to the realization that I'd have to change my affiliation to get back in the rep race. Being an in-law just ain't cuttin' it.:brick: