SeattleGamecocks
01-14-2008, 05:51 PM
The circumcision joke reminded me of this one I recently read:
A priest and a rabbi are on the same flight. The priest asks the rabbi, "is it true you guys aren't allowed to eat ham?"
The rabbi confirms, "its true"
The priest says, "well let me ask, have you ever slipped up and eaten ham?"
The rabbi admits that he has eaten ham. Then asks, "is it true you are not allowed to have sex w/ women?"
The priest says, "that's true"
So the rabbi asks "have you ever slipped up and had sex w/ a woman"
The priest says, "I was weak once and gave in to that temptation"
The rabbi says, "beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
A priest and a rabbi are on the same flight. The priest asks the rabbi, "is it true you guys aren't allowed to eat ham?"
The rabbi confirms, "its true"
The priest says, "well let me ask, have you ever slipped up and eaten ham?"
The rabbi admits that he has eaten ham. Then asks, "is it true you are not allowed to have sex w/ women?"
The priest says, "that's true"
So the rabbi asks "have you ever slipped up and had sex w/ a woman"
The priest says, "I was weak once and gave in to that temptation"
The rabbi says, "beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"