Worst Country Song Titles

[Tennessee Ted]

Sometimes when I am driving through parts unknown I like to find the cheesiest AM country station and laugh. Here are three actual songs I have heard. Sorry don't know the artists (if you can call them that :laugh:)

1. Get your tongue out of my mouth I am kissing you goodbye
2. The last thing she gave me was the bird
3. He drinks tequila and she talks dirty to him in Spanish

Anyone else have any good ones.

[TPM]

Dear penis

[zartan]

i just spit diet coke on my monitor. i'd be angry if you weren't a fellow Vols fan.

[Tennessee Ted]

i just spit diet coke on my monitor. i'd be angry if you weren't a fellow Vols fan.

"I just spit diet coke on my monitor," is a country song I have not heard. I like it though. :laugh::laugh:

[Tator]

Don't look now, momma's got her boobs out.

[Tennessee Ted]

Don't look now, momma's got her boobs out.

Sounds like a take-off from a Who song.