TDArkansasOhmy
01-06-2008, 09:11 PM
Learning the news late last week on Will Muschamp's decision to leave his post at Auburn for Texass, It got me to thinking. What has ever came out of that god forsaken dump.
http://www.popsubculture.com/pop/bio_project/images/charles_whitman_ut_tower.jpg
August 1, 1966- Charles Whitman barricaded himself in the observation deck of the tower of the Main Building with a sniper rifle and various other weapons, killed 14 Austin residents.
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NCAA Division I-A career rushing leader in 1998 with 6,279 yards, Ricky Williams had a solid college career in Austin. One of the top NFL picks in the 1999 NFL Draft, by 2004 he tested positive for marijuana in December 2003 and faced a $650,000 fine and a four-game suspension for violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy. Ricky had more weed than a Tuscaloosa trailer park.
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1982-1983, Roger Clemens attended the University of Texas, compiling a 25-7 record in two All-American seasons, and was on the mound when the Longhorns won the 1983 College World Series. He became the first player to have his baseball uniform number retired at The University of Texas. Today he is known best for cheating in baseball by using steroids.
http://www.nndb.com/people/576/000026498/bush-laura-med.jpg
1973, Laura Bush attended University of Texass and received her masters degree in Library Science. I don't think I have to go on and tell you who she's sleeping with.
http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/harry%20Whittington.jpg
Late 40's Harry M. Whittington attended Texas where he earn a Law degree. Whittington best know for being the poor bastard that was shot in the face by VP Lon Chaney.
http://prensacorazon.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/matthew-mcconaughey-1-we-are-marshall.jpg
Graduating in 1993, Matthew McConaughey, a film direction student went on in life over acting costing movie goers millions of wasted dollars.
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1979. Osama bin Laden took a night class in civil engineering. He was expelled when he got into a altercation with a food vendor on campus over a corndog he never received in a vending machine.
I could go on, but I think I have once again proven my point. Will Muschamp, it's not too late. If I were you, I'd go back and work for the Homo Tuberville. At least you could face yourself in the mirror.
http://www.popsubculture.com/pop/bio_project/images/charles_whitman_ut_tower.jpg
August 1, 1966- Charles Whitman barricaded himself in the observation deck of the tower of the Main Building with a sniper rifle and various other weapons, killed 14 Austin residents.
http://cache.deadspin.com/archives/rickywilliams.jpg
NCAA Division I-A career rushing leader in 1998 with 6,279 yards, Ricky Williams had a solid college career in Austin. One of the top NFL picks in the 1999 NFL Draft, by 2004 he tested positive for marijuana in December 2003 and faced a $650,000 fine and a four-game suspension for violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy. Ricky had more weed than a Tuscaloosa trailer park.
http://soxblog.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/roger.jpg
1982-1983, Roger Clemens attended the University of Texas, compiling a 25-7 record in two All-American seasons, and was on the mound when the Longhorns won the 1983 College World Series. He became the first player to have his baseball uniform number retired at The University of Texas. Today he is known best for cheating in baseball by using steroids.
http://www.nndb.com/people/576/000026498/bush-laura-med.jpg
1973, Laura Bush attended University of Texass and received her masters degree in Library Science. I don't think I have to go on and tell you who she's sleeping with.
http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/harry%20Whittington.jpg
Late 40's Harry M. Whittington attended Texas where he earn a Law degree. Whittington best know for being the poor bastard that was shot in the face by VP Lon Chaney.
http://prensacorazon.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/matthew-mcconaughey-1-we-are-marshall.jpg
Graduating in 1993, Matthew McConaughey, a film direction student went on in life over acting costing movie goers millions of wasted dollars.
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=91454&rendTypeId=4
1979. Osama bin Laden took a night class in civil engineering. He was expelled when he got into a altercation with a food vendor on campus over a corndog he never received in a vending machine.
I could go on, but I think I have once again proven my point. Will Muschamp, it's not too late. If I were you, I'd go back and work for the Homo Tuberville. At least you could face yourself in the mirror.