If you could punch 5 people in the face...

[gatoraus]

who would it be? I think if I had to choose I would go with:
1. Al Sharpton
2. Darnell Docket
3. Andrew Meyer
4. Virginia Tech shooter
5. Slick Rick

[oxfordreb]

would it be ok to shoot Al Sharpton in the face? If not, I'll settle for the punch...:twak:

[gatoraus]

would it be ok to shoot Al Sharpton in the face? If not, I'll settle for the punch...:twak:

haha, we'll stick to punches so it isn't too violent.

[MBGamecock]

1. Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton :box:
2. Terrell Owens
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Harry Reid
5. George Steinbrenner
6. The ACLU
7. Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room
oh, I was only supposed to pick 5.

[Tator]

Boy, this is a tough one. Only five?....let's see.

In no particular order:


1. Al gore
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Illegal Immigrants who "demand" or "expect" anything.
4. Rosie O'Donnell
5. Jane Fonda.

[timNem]

1. Rosie O
2. Hillary C
3. George W
4. John Murtha
5. Al Gore

[thethird]

Can't think of only one person I'd like to punch in the face and I think the media is with me on this....
http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/nick-saban.jpg

[Tider27]

Uh no one...cause I don't want to get punched back.

[gatorunvrsty]

Uh no one...cause I don't want to get punched back.

:laugh: Funny. But, the five people I'd like to see GET punched are:

1. Ann Coulter (Donkey punched by a team of linebackers)
2. Al Sharpton
3. Dick Cheney
4. O.J. Simpson (Same as Coulter, but by inmates)
5. Brian Nichols (The Atlanta courthouse murderer who's bankrupting the ciminal defense fund here by mounting an indefensible case where hundreds of witnesses watched him kill the judge, a court reporter, and a sheriff. He then killed a custom's agent at his house. I want him punched with 2,000 volts... after getting the same as O.J.)

[Tennessee Ted]

1. Adolf Hitler
2. Heinrich Himmler
3. Hermann Goering
4. Reinhard Heydrich
5. Josef Mengele

[scfan5338]

1. George W.
2. Hal Turner
3. Glenn Beck
4. Rudy Guliani
5. Al Sharpton

[scfan5338]

1. Rosie O
2. Hillary C
3. George W
4. John Murtha
5. Al Gore

1. Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton :box:
2. Terrell Owens
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Harry Reid
5. George Steinbrenner
6. The ACLU
7. Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room
oh, I was only supposed to pick 5.

conservative are we?

[crimsonnation713]

Nobody...I'm a lover ...nadda fighter.:laugh:

[gatorunvrsty]

1. Adolf Hitler
2. Heinrich Himmler
3. Hermann Goering
4. Reinhard Heydrich
5. Josef Mengele

I think that group's already been punched pretty good, haven't they? :laugh: Most punched themselves... right out of this world. Good list, though... and good riddance.:thumpsup:

[KRIEGER]

1) OJ Simpson
2) Hillary Clinton
3) Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan/etc etc.
4) Dani Filth (Cradle of Filth lead singer, he's a fag)
5) Marky Mark lol

Bonus:

All ESPN broadcasters, and most CBS & NBC ones. (Except for Jerome Bettis)

[GatorBait15]

1.osama
2.8th grade spanish teacher
3.10th grade spanish teacher
4.mike jackson
5.chris winkie/chris rix

[Tennessee Ted]

Actually, I would like to punch all of the stupid people from China that like to eat Tiger's penises and weird stuff like that for medicinal purposes causing the endangered wildlife of this planet to get poached out of existence.

[crimsonnation713]

Actually, I would like to punch all of the stupid people from China that like to eat Tiger's penises and weird stuff like that for medicinal purposes causing the endangered wildlife of this planet to get poached out of existence.

I can honestly say beyond a shadow of a doubt Ted that I've never had anyone say anything remotely close to what you just said. For that......POINTS 4 U !!!!!

[Tennessee Ted]

I can honestly say beyond a shadow of a doubt Ted that I've never had anyone say anything remotely close to what you just said. For that......POINTS 4 U !!!!!

Thanks, I hate to get racist on China, but every time I watch some safari show on Animal planet there are elephants getting killed for ivory or Tigers getting killed in India, so some Chinaman can have his aphrodisiac.

[gatorunvrsty]

Thanks, I hate to get racist on China, but every time I watch some safari show on Animal planet there are elephants getting killed for ivory or Tigers getting killed in India, so some Chinaman can have his aphrodisiac.

I think it's safe to say the tiger aphrodisiac won't catch on here.:unsure: Although I wouldn't put it past some of those LSU guys to give it a shot. Look out Mike!!!:ohmy:

[NiKka]

1. Michael Wilbon
2. Jim Rome
3. Anyone who has Roll Tide tattooed on there body..
4. Cris Angel
5. Doyle Jackson

[SeanVol]

1. Don King
2. Barry Bonds
3. Al Sharpton
4. Nancy Grace - Sorry, I just don't like her tone!
5. Skip Bayless

[sheluvsbama]

Thanks, I hate to get racist on China, but every time I watch some safari show on Animal planet there are elephants getting killed for ivory or Tigers getting killed in India, so some Chinaman can have his aphrodisiac.

The subject of animal rights is very important to me. I love to hear others speaking for those who cannot speak for themselves. It is incredible how little thought goes into the poaching. Cash is the reward and it is a poor substitute for what is lost due to this greed and reckless irresponsibility. No amount of dollars can ever replace the majesty of a tiger in the wild. There will be no tiger to see, if men such as this get their way.:sad:

[AUChamps]

Hillary Clinton
OJ
Barry Bonds
"Don't Tase me Bro" guy
The owner of HDK Towing in Auburn, Alabama

[crimsonnation713]

Hillary Clinton
OJ
Barry Bonds
"Don't Tase me Bro" guy
The owner of HDK Towing in Auburn, Alabama

A friend of mine s daughter went to AU and was always complaining about HDK Towing. She said they were running some kind of racket and the city wouldn't stop it but everybody knew what they were up to.

[AUChamps]

A friend of mine s daughter went to AU and was always complaining about HDK Towing. She said they were running some kind of racket and the city wouldn't stop it but everybody knew what they were up to.
It's a damn conspiracy, I'm convinced that all the Reality Companies in Auburn that own Apartments conspire with HDK to maximize profits by being Towing Nazis.

Again, one more reason why I prefer the Trailor Parks off Wire Road where you don't have that sort of problem. And I guess some of the townhouse neighborhoods off West Longleaf are ok too.

[crimsonnation713]

It's a damn conspiracy, I'm convinced that all the Reality Companies in Auburn that own Apartments conspire with HDK to maximize profits by being Towing Nazis.

Again, one more reason why I prefer the Trailor Parks off Wire Road where you don't have that sort of problem. And I guess some of the townhouse neighborhoods off West Longleaf are ok too.


Thats exactly what my friends daughter said.
She also said that there was a chance you go eat lunch and come out and your car would be gone. Thats what happened to her. He was suing last I heard but I haven't seen him in awhile.

[AUChamps]

Thats exactly what my friends daughter said.
She also said that there was a chance you go eat lunch and come out and your car would be gone. Thats what happened to her. He was suing last I heard but I haven't seen him in awhile.
That is exactly right. You better be damn sure you know where you're parking or HDK will come for your car. Your best bet is to park on any lots that are maintained by the City of Auburn, a local church, or a neighborhood near the apartment you're going to.

[oxfordreb]

Any Hillary loving liberal deserves to be smacked. Not so much out of anger, but as a reality check. The only reason she wants in office is to get back at Bill by telling the nation "I did not have sex with that man..." :smack:

[GatorHunter]

who would it be?

1. Hillary Clinton
2. Bill Clinton
3. Charles Weiss
4. Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson (they're the same person...Sharpton is JJ in drag.)
5. Osama

[Tennessee Ted]

I think Barry Bonds got punched in the face and more today. Hopefully someday Osama will get his.

[crimsonnation713]

I think we should let Dog Chapman go after Bin Laden.:thumpsup:

[AUChamps]

I think we should let Dog Chapman go after Bin Laden.:thumpsup:
And then have Michael Vick destroy Dog for saying the N word?

[scfan5338]

Any Hillary loving liberal deserves to be smacked. Not so much out of anger, but as a reality check. The only reason she wants in office is to get back at Bill by telling the nation "I did not have sex with that man..." :smack:

Ofcourse thats the reason. You should really be a political advisor. I'm a liberal, well actually independent leaning liberal, but I'm not a Clinton fan either. I think your reasons for not liking Hillary are completely idiotic.

I think all Guliani loving conservatives deserve to be smacked. What has the man done to deserve all this credit. He was the mayor for job sakes.

[shk999]

Don Shula (uppercut)
Lars Ulrich (hammerfist)
Spongebob Squarepants (straight right)
Sean Penn (bitchslap)
Colin Cowherd (left hook, to the ear)

[crimsonnation713]

And then have Michael Vick destroy Dog for saying the N word?

Then have Underdog fly Vick into the air and drop him.

[The Ramp]

that bitch who shot me down tonight
that bitch who shot me down last night
that bitch who shot me down the other night
you get the point...except i can't hit a girl so each one should mudwrestle angelina jolie

[WAR DAMN EAGLE]

1. Mike Tyson
2. George W
3. My brother in law
4. Rush Limbaugh
5. Every damn one of The Wiggles

[The Ramp]

1. Mike Tyson
2. George W
3. My brother in law
4. Rush Limbaugh
5. Every damn one of The Wiggles

what's a Wiggle?

[timNem]

Don Shula (uppercut)
Lars Ulrich (hammerfist)
Spongebob Squarepants (straight right)
Sean Penn (bitchslap)
Colin Cowherd (left hook, to the ear)

Spongebob is Richard Simmons animated :laugh:.

[TDArkansasOhmy]

Don Shula (uppercut)
Lars Ulrich (hammerfist)
Spongebob Squarepants (straight right)
Sean Penn (bitchslap)
Colin Cowherd (left hook, to the ear)

Yeah right, Cowherd would kick your A**

[shk999]

Yeah right, Cowherd would kick your A**

I'd be more worried about Spongebob than Colen Coward.

[timNem]

Yeah right, Cowherd would kick your A**

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Must be a different Cowherd that you are talking about because the one he is referring to is a pencil-neck, microphone slobbing geek with little man syndrome.

[shk999]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Must be a different Cowherd that you are talking about because the one he is referring to is a pencil-neck, microphone slobbing geek with little man syndrome.


But coming from TD, well, to him maybe Cowherd is a badass. :laugh:

[JerryBeeds]

I'd like to punch Grady in the mouth.

[the Paradox]

what's a Wiggle?

You obviously do not have a toddler. Check out the Disney Channel around 7 am weekdays.

RTR

[KillerNut]

1. Whomever is in charge of PETA
2. Whomever is in charge of the NAACP
3. Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan
4. Skip Bayless
5. Nancy Grace - nominee for cunt of the year
6. Ann Coutier - nominee for cunt of the year
7. Whomever thought the "E" channel was a good idea
8. Judge Judy
9. Colin Cowhurd
10. Grady

[crimsonnation713]

1. Whomever is in charge of PETA
2. Whomever is in charge of the NAACP
3. Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan
4. Skip Bayless
5. Nancy Grace - nominee for cunt of the year
6. Ann Coutier - nominee for cunt of the year
7. Whomever thought the "E" channel was a good idea
8. Judge Judy
9. Colin Cowhurd
10. Grady

Damn Nutt, you have some anger issues.:laugh:

[azamugg]

I'd like to skull clock:

JPW
the four people that tried to stop me

[sheluvsbama]

I'd like to skull clock:

JPW
the four people that tried to stop me

Don't blame him. He can't help if they choose to play him. Get the coaches that decided to use him!:happy:

[bulldawg]

1. Osama
2. Spurrier
3. W
4. any "BIG OIL" exec
5. any one on the child predator list (that wouldn't stop at a punch)

[Cjssax]

1.)Puff Daddy
2.)Tyler Hansbrough (with a 2x4)
3.)Tom Brady
4.)Wes Welker
5.)Woody Durham (I hate UNC)

[shk999]

I'd like to skull clock:

JPW
the four people that tried to stop me

:laugh: Hilarious, I missed this the first time.

[D^3]

1. Oliver Cromwell
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Skip Bayless
4. Nancy Grace
5. Bobby Petrino

[azamugg]

1. Osama
2. Spurrier
3. W
4. any "BIG OIL" exec
5. any one on the child predator list (that wouldn't stop at a punch)



apparently you don't like to drive cars and/or have heat in your house in the winter

[gatorunvrsty]

apparently you don't like to drive cars and/or have heat in your house in the winter

:laugh: Who can afford to drive their car or heat their house with the current and rising fuel costs... I just read a story about a small farmer who's gone back to tilling his fields with a donkey and plow because he can't afford to fuel the tractor.:brick:

[reese]

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[Justin251]

Oh man. There is some pent up anger here. lol

[UKat]

who would it be? I think if I had to choose I would go with:
1. Al Sharpton
2. Darnell Docket
3. Andrew Meyer
4. Virginia Tech shooter
5. Slick RickYou left off Jesse Jackson and Rev. Wright.

[geechee]

5. Nancy Grace - nominee for cunt of the year
6. Ann Coutier - nominee for cunt of the year


You might want to think about checking the C word at the door the next time you enter. We have female members also and if there is one word they don't want to read or hear, it would be that one. Thank you in advance.

[JerryBeeds]

Bruce Springstein, George Clooney, Demetrius Summers, Charlie Whitehurst, and Tammy Bowden.

[rollmftide]

Don't blame him. He can't help if they choose to play him. Get the coaches that decided to use him!:happy:

In all honesty, if he was that good, wouldn't he know that he's sucked it up and we're all tired of seeing it?!?!?!:brick::brick::brick:

[rollmftide]

You might want to think about checking the C word at the door the next time you enter. We have female members also and if there is one word they don't want to read or hear, it would be that one. Thank you in advance.

Yep...AZA usually gets his mouth washed out w/soap for that one...not in a female's
presence, thanks Geechee!!

[rollmftide]

1. Osama
2. Those F**KS @ Berkley who screamed in the face of American soldiers.
3. Hillary
4. Anyone who's ever skinned a dog
5. Jurors with an 8th grade education...(That means all of the ones in AL) (Actually I could happily move them to #3, Hillary's gonna get punched anyway...)