Fat Coaches are good?

[AUChamps]

So I've been thinking, it seems that fat coaches have proven their worth in College Football. And I'm not talking Phil Fulmer fat either, I mean he's not even that husky anymore. Nah, I mean guys like like Ralph Friedgen or Mark Mangino. Guys with names that just make you think "my god these guys must be like a walking tank". It's an obscure topic for sure, but what I'm getting at is this. When it comes to the next SEC team looking for a new coach, perhaps we should look at the biggest waistline and weight as a measurement on a coach's worth? Also, Fat Coaches tend to be mean as nails and just that intimidation that they could come after you like a wild animal to strike down their prey would be enough to motivate even the most undisciplined of players?

http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/mangino_t450.jpg
http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/ralph-friedgen-is-fit.jpg

[KRIEGER]

lol, strange philosophy man. I'd still rather take Spurrier or Schiano over anyone. :D

[shanksta13]

I wouldn't be able to figure out which one of Mangino's chins to look at during his pre-game speech. That's gotta be pretty darn confusing to some of these players... :laugh: