Hope it's not fat times in Arkansas

[TDArkansasOhmy]

Man I hope South Carolina don't bring their Cheerleaders to Fayetteville this week end. We spend ton of money on the newly laid turf at Razorback stadium. And we sure don't need JerryBeed's sister's to come up there and graze all day Saturday. My god, JerryBeed's sister's has so many double chins it looks like they are staring at you over a pile of pancakes. Seriously though, his mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out! And how about that big mouth jackazz, he's so fat when he step on the scale it says, "No live stock please.
I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip you waitress.
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[Sabanocchio]

I'm sorry. That was funny right there.

[JerryBeeds]

That is actually pretty funny.

[iacolb12]

So is there a story behind this one or is it just a random drive-by?

You also forgot to mention that "She so fat, when she wears a Malcom X jacket helicopters try to land on her." or "Her teeth so yellow she spits butter." or "She's a nickel ho who give change."

Notice my white-collar mastery of the urban lingo. Don't hizzle just learn ta dizzle. Oh I've got to go. McNeil Lehrer is on!

[JerryBeeds]

So is there a story behind this one or is it just a random drive-by?

You also forgot to mention that "She so fat, when she wears a Malcom X jacket helicopters try to land on her." or "Her teeth so yellow she spits butter." or "She's a nickel ho who give change."

Notice my white-collar mastery of the urban lingo. Don't hizzle just learn ta dizzle. Oh I've got to go. McNeil Lehrer is on!

I have never had any interaction with VD whatsoever.

[TDArkansasOhmy]

I have never had any interaction with VD whatsoever.

Beed's, I admired your work from afar for so long until that VD spewed from your mouth. You need to apologize to me and the class for your action. And I'll take the necessary arrangements to find a proper diet that will meet the needs for you and your fat siblings. MAybe I can do something for you mamma as weel so she won't have to worry about the next time she sit's on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Your call JerryBeed's, you can hand out the Sorry's, or your family gets fatter, by the day.

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[Sabanocchio]

Now that's just gay.

[JerryBeeds]

Now that's just gay.

He's pretty much hit or miss.

[Sabanocchio]

It's usually miss. Thus my surprise at the original post. More like....miss...miss...hit....run it into the ground...miss again....

[TDArkansasOhmy]

He's pretty much hit or miss.

OK as you please...

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BerthaBeed's: Jerry does this circus tent make a ARSE look to big?