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TDArkansasOhmy
10-16-2007, 10:25 PM
From Little Rock, Arkansas - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Pulaski County courtroom drama this morning, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Arkansas Razorbacks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Smithian
10-17-2007, 07:18 AM
I knew what was coming as soon as you hit the "aunt" part. Also, that joke hits to close to home.

Chivas
10-17-2007, 01:46 PM
hahahaha, very good

GatorBait15
10-17-2007, 01:50 PM
From Little Rock, Arkansas - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Pulaski County courtroom drama this morning, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Arkansas Razorbacks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

bahahaha :laugh:

C_hris
10-17-2007, 03:23 PM
LOL That was great.

iacolb12
10-17-2007, 03:31 PM
C Dem Edbd Feet.

lacene
10-17-2007, 03:55 PM
Heehee....funny!

smfr
10-17-2007, 06:30 PM
I've heard the same joke with so many different teams. It's always funny

AFWarrior83
10-18-2007, 08:23 AM
I've heard many versions of this story, but it's still funny. (Unless you had to go through an experience like this in real life)