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Rebel Chuck
10-10-2007, 03:43 AM
Found this article in the daily mississippian. Pretty funny since my buds and I have talked about lucky ass LSU forever. pretty good read



LSU, the luckiest team of all-time?
The All-American blames 'LSU Band Syndrome'
Seth Keshel
Issue date: 10/10/07 Section: Sports
PrintEmail DoubleClick Any Word Page 1 of 1 After watching Florida roll to four straight wins (including a 30-24 win in Oxford), I prematurely declared the coming Oct. 6 matchup between the Gators and LSU in Baton Rouge as "Game of the Year."

Florida, committing the cardinal sin of overlooking an opponent, subsequently choked at home against Auburn, thus thwarting any hope of a clash of undefeated teams.

For years, I've seen the aformentioned Tigers win games.

Sometimes they come out running the ball straight over an opponent and pound them into submission, and sometimes they'll air it out and put up well over 40 points. Sprinkled in somewhere with all this talent, however, is a bit of great fortune.

I can think of no other team that has snatched victory from the jaws of defeat more than LSU has. I've made the last two Ole Miss trips to Baton Rouge with the U.S. Marine Corps's own Preston Walker, and we've seen and diagnosed what causes LSU's opponents to collapse, either at home or on the road. We've come to call it "LSU Band Syndrome."

Let me explain how this works.

LSU comes out flat, knowing they are the better team. For three-and-a-half quarters, they play unmotivated football. Then, all of a sudden, the LSU band explodes with a stunning rendition of "Hold that Tiger."

It's all over after that.

Demons possess the LSU players while their opponents are stricken with dysentery.

Unusual things seem to happen.

Suddenly, a double-digit lead is lost when the opposing offense abandons what had worked for three quarters and comes up with a playbook like this: run left, run right, run middle, punt.

This epidemic caused much weeping and gnashing of teeth amongst the Ole Miss faithful last season. Reverting to the "Game of the Year," the LSU Band Syndrome cost Florida big-time this year.

Leading 24-14 in the fourth quarter, a rifled pass from Tim Tebow slammed into a receiver's helmet, miraculously falling into an LSU defender's hands, shifting the tide of that game, which LSU went on to win 28-24.

This loss effectively removed the Gators from the national championship picture.

Sound familiar? It should.

Here are other classic examples of LSU Band Syndrome over the last few years:

LSU at Kentucky, 2002: Trailing 30-27 with time enough for one last play, Marcus Randall heaves a 75-yard "Hail Mary" touchdown to Devery Henderson for a 33-30 win.

Although I hated to see this, it was hilarious to see Kentucky students pouring onto the field thinking the Wildcats had won the game.

I'll bet the players who dumped the water cooler on head coach Guy Morriss prematurely felt stupid.

They got what they deserved. This has since been dubbed the "Bluegrass Miracle."

LSU vs. Ole Miss, 2002: With a 13-7 lead in the fourth quarter, Eli Manning's pass in the red zone to Tremaine Turner bounces off Turner's head and is intercepted by LSU, who proceeds to the opposite end zone for the winning score and a 14-13 victory.

LSU at Ole Miss, 2003: Making its famed "kickers" debut, LSU Band Syndrome infects Ole Miss All-American Jonathan Nichols, causing him to miss two relatively easy kicks in a 17-14 Tiger win that wrestled the SEC West from the Rebels' grasp.

Manning also fell on fourth-and-10 with the game hanging in the balance, thus providing undeniable evidence that LSU is the most fortunate team in history.

LSU vs. Oregon State, 2004: Freshman kicker Alexis Serna misses three extra points as LSU eeks out a 22-21 season-opening win over Oregon State in defense of their 2003 National Championship. Enough said.

LSU vs. Auburn, 2005: Auburn kicker John Vaughn misses FIVE field goals as LSU takes a 20-17 win over Auburn in overtime. To add insult to injury, his last attempt clanked off the left upright in overtime.

To make matters worse, LSU only has to pay the piper every few years for all these miracles.

Most recently, in 2005, Drew Tate of Iowa dropped a 56-yard "Hail Mary" of his own to drown the Tigers 30-25 in the Capital One Bowl. This was a joyous moment.

I couldn't think of a better group for it to happen to than the most fortunate, and most talented, football team in America.

There you have it. If you are a kicker reading this article, cut it out and burn it.

LSU Band Syndrome is highly dangerous to kickers.

It also affects star quarterbacks and tends to result in balls miraculously glancing off helmets.

Next time you see the Tigers in person (read: Nov. 17), don't get your hopes up too high. Fortune always seems to be on their side.

Big Daddy
10-10-2007, 05:27 AM
LSU lucky?
I doubt that luck produced a team with so many 40+ point games this year. Not to mention LSU's past years wins.
Maybe Ole Miss should leave the SEC if they can't come up with excuses for losing better than that lucky crap.
Oh and your right that song does have mystical powers. SO be afraid, very afraid.

bbqit
10-10-2007, 06:11 AM
Sounds like hoodoo to me

LSUisLIFE611
10-10-2007, 06:50 AM
Jealousy is a bitch isnt it. It cant be because we are good, hell no, its luck.

BamaFanNKy
10-10-2007, 08:39 AM
Lucky State Univ. I think not.

It's called talent. Since the father of LSU football (Nick Saban :) ) arrived they have had talent on top of talent.

shanksta13
10-10-2007, 09:06 AM
Anyone that can't realize that article was intended to be humorous isn't that perceptive...

BamaFanNKy
10-10-2007, 10:52 AM
We know it is.... thus my jab about Saban is the father of LSU football

GeauxTo
10-10-2007, 11:06 AM
Ha-Ha
Nice. Well written, and funny. And, coming from someone whose team has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory more than anyone in college football, it is even funnier.

As we say on the Bayou:
allez à l'enfer, Ole Miss!

crimsonnation713
10-10-2007, 11:28 AM
Ha-Ha
Nice. Well written, and funny. And, coming from someone whose team has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory more than anyone in college football, it is even funnier.

As we say on the Bayou:
allez à l'enfer, Ole Miss!

YEAH , WHAT HE SAID !!!!! :thumpsup:

NextYearIsHere
10-10-2007, 11:29 AM
"I'll take being lucky over good any day of the week"

LSU PRIDE
10-10-2007, 11:52 AM
thats funny....


lucky... maybe sometimes but we still got talent

crawfish
10-10-2007, 12:56 PM
Rebel Chuck, that's hilarious! Thanks for sharing that with us. I guess it goes to show that you've got to have a lot of talent and a little luck to be successfull in college football! Good stuff!

TPM
10-10-2007, 05:34 PM
Demons possess the LSU players while their opponents are stricken with dysentery.

Fell out my chair laughing at that one. That was a good read. Thanks

Rebel Chuck
10-10-2007, 11:58 PM
LSU lucky?
I doubt that luck produced a team with so many 40+ point games this year. Not to mention LSU's past years wins.
Maybe Ole Miss should leave the SEC if they can't come up with excuses for losing better than that lucky crap.
Oh and your right that song does have mystical powers. SO be afraid, very afraid.
Never said y'all weren't ridiculously talented. We all agree. It's just a good read written by an Ole Miss fan who has seen us and others fall short of knocking off The tigers several times. Good teams win. Y'all win. you're a good team. Nothin wrong with the ball rolling your way every now and then.:thumpsup:

Tider27
10-11-2007, 03:42 AM
As we say on the Bayou:
allez à l'enfer, Ole Miss!

You want to do what to a dog? :ph34r:

crimsonnation713
10-11-2007, 08:17 PM
Lsu Is Da Debil !!!!!

True Grit
10-11-2007, 08:59 PM
Winning championships takes luck.

bbqit
10-11-2007, 09:22 PM
Lsu Is Da Debil !!!!!

We have come full circle. Go to he!! Lsu!

mstate321
10-11-2007, 09:37 PM
John Bond thats all I have to say only player to go 4-0 all-time against LSU true we havent beaten them since but those for years where heaven.

GeauxTo
10-11-2007, 10:06 PM
Methinks the people of Oxfart have developed a complex.
:laugh:

BamaFanNKy
10-12-2007, 06:48 AM
This makes me want to run through a wall for LSU and I'm not a fan:
http://www.fightmusic.com/mp3/sec/LSU__Pregame_and_Touchdown_Fight_Song.mp3

bbqit
10-12-2007, 07:26 PM
John Bond thats all I have to say only player to go 4-0 all-time against LSU true we havent beaten them since but those for years where heaven.

Three out of Fourcade against Msu

LSU PRIDE
10-12-2007, 07:29 PM
This makes me want to run through a wall for LSU and I'm not a fan:
http://www.fightmusic.com/mp3/sec/LSU__Pregame_and_Touchdown_Fight_Song.mp3

haha forreal huh

bbqit
10-13-2007, 07:33 AM
Btw, I know where you can get a scaled down version of that logo on mid field for your yard! Just lay out the form and paint by numbers with the paint they send you. Seems like it is 10x12. There are only a few teams they do right now on the scaled down version but will have all ncaa teams by next year. Done right here in my home town. They have been doing most college and pro fields for a long time.

Home Field Stencil Kits
Description:
Decorate your yard with the official logo of your favorite college team. Stencil kits come with four cans of World Class aerosol field marking paint in your school's colors. The Home Field miniature stencils are made of durable 6.5 mil polyethylene plastic for years of use. Officially Licensed Collegiate Products. Schools currently available are Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Oklahoma & Tennessee.

Price: $90.00

btw-i do not have any financial interest with this. i do think it is a fun thing. yes i do know some (since kindergarden) who work there. they do not know i posted this for them.