One of my Florida friends told me a joke about UGA

[DanielW4444]

I figured I'd post it even though its probably old. Also, I figured I would since I have been giving UF a hard time here so:


There was this ole' georgia boy, he wasn't the great of a person so he went to hell when he died. When he was down there, the devil turned up the heat to 90 degrees and 95% humidity. Everyone was sweatin and panting, but that ole georgia boy just stood there with a big grin and said "Ah, just like a good june day in Georgia". The devil, not liking this reaction, turned the heat up to 120 degrees and 100% Humidity. Everyone was yelling in protest and all that stuff, but that ole georgia boy just stood there with a grin and said "Ah, just like a hot, august day in Georgia." The devil really didn't like this because the Thermostat didnt go up any more, so the devil turned the Heat down to negative 25 degrees and 0% humidity. It was extremely cold and things started to freeze over. The devil looked at the georgia boy, and the georgia boy had his hands on his knees shaking his head. He said, "I can't believe it, hell has frozen over...GEORGIA BEAT FLORIDA!!! OH MY!! GEORGIA BEAT FLORIDA!!"


Hope you enjoyed

[FanSmack]

Here's an older GA joke:

GA coach called up Steve Spurrier one night stating his players wouldn't stop masturbating in the locker rooms, what can I do to have them stop doing this?

Spurrier replies "paint their d**ks orange and blue, they ain't beat those colors in years.