Tim Tebow is on Steroids

[KRIEGER]

Now, as I have watched Tebow's first two seasons at UF, I realize it is extremely obvious.

And by the way, steroids add this immense intensity to humans which make them act in a hateful, aggressive, and EXTREMELY hyper mood. Has anyone watched Tebow besides me?...

Not to mention the Arnold Schwarzenegger veins he's grown. The sad thing is, this kind of behavior is accepted in high school sports with nationally recruited stars. I blame the media/Barry Bonds/Mark McGwire/etc. for showing kids that if you take drugs, you will go far in the sports world. That is all. Thanks.

[Roscoe]

I don't blame the Bonds/McGuire/Canseco. I blame the media. If they'd keep their fckning mouth shut, kids wouldn't know so much about it.

Yes, Tebow's a juice monkey. So what. It has positive effects in athlete's performance, but it's not as great as some make it out to be. I disagree with your side effect assessments. Most especially when it has to be cycled and taken in such a way to be hidden from the NCAA. He's not on the "Clear" or any substance that's undetectable by comprehensive drug tests.

But he is starting to take on the appearance of a pit bull. He must have hired personal trainer Michael Vick.

[Crimson Kicker8]

Wow, you better have some evidence (other than your above-mentioned outward appearences of Tebow) to backup your claim. I'll just sit back and enjoy the Gator feeding frenzy that's about to happen......

[KRIEGER]

Wow, you better have some evidence (other than your above-mentioned outward appearences of Tebow) to backup your claim. I'll just sit back and enjoy the Gator feeding frenzy that's about to happen......

Sorry, but the NCAA isn't about to drug test Tebow. Therefore there is no evidence at this time. However, you and whoever else thinks that Tebow isn't juiced up goes to my growing list of dumbasses. :laugh:

[Roscoe]

Wow, you better have some evidence (other than your above-mentioned outward appearences of Tebow) to backup your claim. I'll just sit back and enjoy the Gator feeding frenzy that's about to happen......

lol. I don't need evidence. I knew it from the first time I saw him this year. I could be "wrong" if he's going through a growth spurt (as I did my sophomore year of college.) But I seriously doubt that. Growth spurts generally don't include dramatic, yet subtle, bone structure changes within the face.

[Crimson Kicker8]

Sorry, but the NCAA isn't about to drug test Tebow. Therefore there is no evidence at this time. However, you and whoever else thinks that Tebow isn't juiced up goes to my growing list of dumbasses. :laugh:

Wow, you just continue to represent yourself as a moron. You're quite the class act. What were you guys saying about Alabama fans shooting their mouths off? Alot of the Auburn faithful have been guilty of that this past week. Keep posting time bomb, the self destruction is ammusing to watch.

[KRIEGER]

Wow, you just continue to represent yourself as a moron. You're quite the class act. What were you guys saying about Alabama fans shooting their mouths off? Alot of the Auburn faithful have been guilty of that this past week. Keep posting time bomb, the self destruction is ammusing to watch.

Such an interesting theory, but I believe in my Auburn Tigers, therefore I know what we're capable of. :) WDE!

[Crimson Kicker8]

lol. I don't need evidence. I knew it from the first time I saw him this year. I could be "wrong" if he's going through a growth spurt (as I did my sophomore year of college.) But I seriously doubt that. Growth spurts generally don't include dramatic, yet subtle, bone structure changes within the face.

LOL, everyone's an expert now are they? That's why such drug test investigations aren't performed by random fans posting on a message board. If that were the case every team's star player would be benched for illegal drug usage.

Nope, I asked for solid evidence, which is all that matters in the real world....and until one of you bozos can provide that then you're just talking out of your posteriors.

[KRIEGER]

Evidence is overrated.

[Roscoe]

Crimson, I'm not talking out of my ass. I have a strong suspicion he's a juice monkey. Not because he's a great athlete, but because of other signs that have nothing to do with aggression, hatred, or genocide of the jews. I couldn't really care less if he's on it or not. If he is, I certainly wouldn't want him to get busted. I'm simply agreeing with Kreiger in that I believe he's a monkey who loves the juice :-)

And it doesn't bother me if no one else agrees with me. I've silently believed it for the past few weeks.

[KRIEGER]

Crimson, I'm not talking out of my ass. I have a strong suspicion he's a juice monkey. Not because he's a great athlete, but because of other signs that have nothing to do with aggression, hatred, or genocide of the jews. I couldn't really care less if he's on it or not. If he is, I certainly wouldn't want him to get busted. I'm simply agreeing with Kreiger in that I believe he's a monkey who loves the juice :-)

Yeah, just give up on him. He isn't worth it. He will never quit and always continue to argue, and quite frankly those are the bama fans that aren't as fun to play with.

WHERE'S BAMAPERRY AND SABAMA WHEN YOU NEED 'EM? :laugh:

[Roscoe]

Yeah, just give up on him. He isn't worth it. He will never quit and always continue to argue, and quite frankly those are the bama fans that aren't as fun to play with.

WHERE'S BAMAPERRY AND SABAMA WHEN YOU NEED 'EM? :laugh:

I think Saban is on the juice. He must be supplying Tebow.

[DanielW4444]

So would you say this is correct

Alabama: BAMAPERRY
Georgia: Grady
Auburn: KRIEGER

And this Roscoe is pushing to be that guy for LSU

[Crimson Kicker8]

So would you say this is correct

Alabama: BAMAPERRY
Georgia: Grady
Auburn: KRIEGER

And this Roscoe is pushing to be that guy for LSU

There's a few more you can add to both Alabama and Auburn. I'd say its a toss up between northfla, Thurd, Kreiger, and Zorak is slowly catching up.

[The Ramp]

Superman doesn't need roids

[gatorunvrsty]

Superman doesn't need roids

Yeah, Tebow is a missionary on steroids. The kid has been doing that kind of religious work since he was a kid, but he's a closet steroid junkie.:wacko: I think we have new candidates for most dain-bramaged forum member. These guys sound like actual junkies for real... not of the steroid variety, but of the crack variety.http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/crackhead3.gif Obviously, they missed the part of the commentary last night where the announcers were detailing how the UF coaching staff had to limit Tebow's weight-lifting, and tell him not to bench any more than 400 lbs.. Last year, he gave himself tendonitis because he was in the weight-room too much. The kid is a gym-junkie, not a steroid junkie. It's called hard work, which has been instilled in him by his missionary parents since he could crawl. The same parents, I might add, that have home-schooled him all his life so he could go on these missions to the Philippines with them. Yeah, Tebow is a steroid junkie... please, he credits God for all his ability and success, not chemists. Nice of you guys to show off your penis-envy, though.:happy:


EDIT: BTW, thanks for the support, ramp.:thumpsup: The good posters have to work hard to counter the retarded flamers that seem to be bombarding us with unfounded stupidity.

[The Ramp]

I believe most of the kids who play college football are on roids but not Tim because of what GU posted above

[GatorHunter]

Yeah, Tebow is a missionary on steroids. The kid has been doing that kind of religious work since he was a kid, but he's a closet steroid junkie.:wacko: I think we have new candidates for most dain-bramaged forum member. These guys sound like actual junkies for real... not of the steroid variety, but of the crack variety.http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/crackhead3.gif Obviously, they missed the part of the commentary last night where the announcers were detailing how the UF coaching staff had to limit Tebow's weight-lifting, and tell him not to bench any more than 400 lbs.. Last year, he gave himself tendonitis because he was in the weight-room too much. The kid is a gym-junkie, not a steroid junkie. It's called hard work, which has been instilled in him by his missionary parents since he could crawl. The same parents, I might add, that have home-schooled him all his life so he could go on these missions to the Philippines with them. Yeah, Tebow is a steroid junkie... please, he credits God for all his ability and success, not chemists. Nice of you guys to show off your penis-envy, though.:happy:


EDIT: BTW, thanks for the support, ramp.:thumpsup: The good posters have to work hard to counter the retarded flamers that seem to be bombarding us with unfounded stupidity.

I believe most of the kids who play college football are on roids but not Tim because of what GU posted above

Great posts guys...I'd give both of you reps, but I do it so much, my computer thinks I'm gay.

[Crimson Kicker8]

Computers can really think such things????

[The Ramp]

Great posts guys...I'd give both of you reps, but I do it so much, my computer thinks I'm gay.

could it be all the gay porn on the hard-drive?

j/k

[GatorHunter]

Now, as I have watched Tebow's first two seasons at UF, I realize it is extremely obvious.

And by the way, steroids add this immense intensity to humans which make them act in a hateful, aggressive, and EXTREMELY hyper mood. Has anyone watched Tebow besides me?...

Not to mention the Arnold Schwarzenegger veins he's grown. The sad thing is, this kind of behavior is accepted in high school sports with nationally recruited stars. I blame the media/Barry Bonds/Mark McGwire/etc. for showing kids that if you take drugs, you will go far in the sports world. That is all. Thanks.

First, this thread belongs in "trash talk"...

Second, do you have any medical background at all? How can you make such an accusation without any proof? Tebow doesn't look at all like someone who "juices"...true, people who juice get hyper...but more so, they become extremely aggressive. Have you ever seen Tebow get in anyones face after a play? Have you ever seen Tebow taunt, other than the cellphone thing last night which wasn't an act of aggression. No...Tebow shows absolutely no characteristics of a person that is "juicing".

Tebow has great genetics...he's in the weight-room before practice and after practice...as GU says, he's a gym junkie. It's called hard work fellas...just because you may be incapable of it...doesn't mean someone else needs chemistry to attain it. But, I appreciate the good laugh...even though, my keyboard will be sticky from the OJ I just spit all over it for weeks.:laugh:

[GatorHunter]

could it be all the gay porn on the hard-drive?

j/k

Noooo...of course not!!!!:blush:

*****takes out hard-drive and smashes it repeatedly with hammer******

[WayzUp]

I'm not going to say I think Tebow is juicing it but the above argument about his being from a missionary family and what-not means very little to nothing in terms of what he would and would not do morally.

I've known too many people who were brought up in very strict homes, Catholic school educated and controlling disciplinarian parents & they have just as much, if not more of a chance to turn out as troublemakers of every variety.

Because he was raised that way does not make it impossible for him to choose to break a rule or two. I think there would be indications in his behavior if he were and I haven't seen anything in that regard on or off the field so I have to believe he hasn't until proven otherwise.

[Crimson Kicker8]

First, this thread belongs in "trash talk"...

Second, do you have any medical background at all? How can you make such an accusation without any proof? Tebow doesn't look at all like someone who "juices"...true, people who juice get hyper...but more so, they become extremely aggressive. Have you ever seen Tebow get in anyones face after a play? Have you ever seen Tebow taunt, other than the cellphone thing last night which wasn't an act of aggression. No...Tebow shows absolutely no characteristics of a person that is "juicing".

Tebow has great genetics...he's in the weight-room before practice and after practice...as GU says, he's a gym junkie. It's called hard work fellas...just because you may be incapable of it...doesn't mean someone else needs chemistry to attain it. But, I appreciate the good laugh...even though, my keyboard will be sticky from the OJ I just spit all over it for weeks.:laugh:

Like I said earlier in this thread, they're talking out of their posteriors. It's a pretty wreckless charge if you ask me.

[GatorHunter]

I'm not going to say I think Tebow is juicing it but the above argument about his being from a missionary family and what-not means very little to nothing in terms of what he would and would not do morally.

I've known too many people who were brought up in very strict homes, Catholic school educated and controlling disciplinarian parents & they have just as much, if not more of a chance to turn out as troublemakers of every variety.

Because he was raised that way does not make it impossible for him to choose to break a rule or two. I think there would be indications in his behavior if he were and I haven't seen anything in that regard on or off the field so I have to believe he hasn't until proven otherwise.

That's the whole point, Wayz. Tebow goes to the Phillipines to do missionary work on his own accord. He's also shy and reserved when speaking to the media...and gives all credit to God when asked about his accomplishments. I've just seen to many interviews of the kid and spoken to too many people who know him to believe he would ever even consider it.

I don't know how many on here have ever "seriously" put in weight-room time...I have for several years and have been around many "juicers".....these guys are acne riddled and have "Bull Moose in Rut" attitudes that stand out in a crowd. I wonder if Marion Jones had been convicted of selling weed Tim would be a pot-head instead of a juicer...:lol:

[gatorunvrsty]

I'm not going to say I think Tebow is juicing it but the above argument about his being from a missionary family and what-not means very little to nothing in terms of what he would and would not do morally.

I've known too many people who were brought up in very strict homes, Catholic school educated and controlling disciplinarian parents & they have just as much, if not more of a chance to turn out as troublemakers of every variety.

Because he was raised that way does not make it impossible for him to choose to break a rule or two. I think there would be indications in his behavior if he were and I haven't seen anything in that regard on or off the field so I have to believe he hasn't until proven otherwise.

The difference is Tebow still does all that kind of thing in his spare time. Enough civic and charitable work that makes one wonder where he finds the time to do it all with school and sports. Trouble-makers have little time or inclination to be helping out the poor, sick, homeless, and disadvantaged. It's not about his upbringing, except that those early influences make him carry on the work in his life today.

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

I'm sorry but Tim Tebow is not on steroids. He's an athlete, thats for sure, but if he was on the juice he would be much bigger and would have much less agility on his runs.

As annoying as his TD celebrations can be, the kid is a class-act when it all comes down to it. If Florida makes another run at the MNC in the next couple years, he will be the front-runner for the Heisman.

[GatorHunter]

I'm sorry but Tim Tebow is not on steroids. He's an athlete, thats for sure, but if he was on the juice he would be much bigger and would have much less agility on his runs.

As annoying as his TD celebrations can be, the kid is a class-act when it all comes down to it. If Florida makes another run at the MNC in the next couple years, he will be the front-runner for the Heisman.

***gets up off floor...catches breath***

Did Blake just make an ensightful post about the Florida Gators?

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

***gets up off floor...catches breath***

Did Blake just make an ensightful post about the Florida Gators?


I'm a "gator-hater", but the kid is just good, and I refuse to believe a home-schooler who doesn't drink is part of a steroid ring.

[shk999]

Hey Krieger, speaking of steroids.....

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r131/leecotton84/tray2007.jpg

[lacene]

Les Miles' hat is on steroids......

[autiger1126]

yes, blackmon is on roids. that's why he only plays every couple of games, so he can build up the roid rage and unleash.

i don't think tebow's on roids, but i wouldn't use his background and say the kid is a saint because of it (does he ever drink?)

[shk999]

Les Miles' hat is on steroids......

So is Spurrier's Ego, and Saban's checking account.

[shk999]

yes, blackmon is on roids.

Really? First Ive heard of that. That might make a good signature quote.

[GatorHunter]

yes, blackmon is on roids. that's why he only plays every couple of games, so he can build up the roid rage and unleash.

i don't think tebow's on roids, but i wouldn't use his background and say the kid is a saint because of it (does he ever drink?)

Tony Joiner teases Tebow about drinking "Milk" out of a "solo cup" at parties...:laugh:

[gatorunvrsty]

yes, blackmon is on roids. that's why he only plays every couple of games, so he can build up the roid rage and unleash.

i don't think tebow's on roids, but i wouldn't use his background and say the kid is a saint because of it (does he ever drink?)

Nope. As a matter of fact, he doesn't, unless it's Gatorade.:laugh:

[autiger1126]

Really? First Ive heard of that. That might make a good signature quote.

you can have it

[LSU PRIDE]

Before....


http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Tim_Tebow_closeup.jpg



After ...



http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/3926/2001966143141915943_rs.jpg

[shk999]

you can have it

I wasnt asking for permission.

[LSU PRIDE]

lmao i dont know if he really on anything but the first pic hes alot smaller then now...

then again he was prolly like 18 or so there

[shk999]

Before....


http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Tim_Tebow_closeup.jpg



After ...



http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/3926/2001966143141915943_rs.jpg


HAHA!! Rep for that.

[GatorHunter]

Before....


http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Tim_Tebow_closeup.jpg



After ...



http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/3926/2001966143141915943_rs.jpg

Before at 17 years of age...

After at 20 years of age...

What's your point?

BTW, at 17...I was a 6'2" 175 lb starting LB for a State Champs HS football team...I could bench 250#s. At 20, I was 225#s...could bench 405#s...surely didn't take steroids, not even the "protein drinks" all the kids are taking today. Just a lot of working out and meat and potatos......and beer.:D

[gatorunvrsty]

lmao i dont know if he really on anything but the first pic hes alot smaller then now...

then again he was prolly like 18 or so there

That first picture is of him in a Nease High School shirt, so he's probably 16 or 17.

[shk999]

GatorH, the "After at 20 yrs of age" is a photoshop. You been smoking anything today? LOL

[GatorHunter]

GatorH, the "After at 20 yrs of age" is a photoshop. You been smoking anything today? LOL

Actually, I can't see the "after" pic...it's just a "red X" on my screen...I'm at the office this afternoon and my computer sucks...I just thought it was a pic like the one in my sig...:unsure:

[shk999]

Actually, I can't see the "after" pic...it's just a "red X" on my screen...I'm at the office this afternoon and my computer sucks...I just thought it was a pic like the one in my sig...:unsure:


Gotcha. :thumpsup: The "after" pic is Tebow flexing his 36" pythons. :laugh:

[GatorHunter]

Gotcha. :thumpsup: The "after" pic is Tebow flexing his 36" pythons. :laugh:

:blush:...guess I shoulda kept my "mouth" shut then...:D

[gatorunvrsty]

:blush:...guess I shoulda kept my "mouth" shut then...:D

It's a photoshop of Tebow's head on top of some body-builder. Imagine Tebow's head on top of Big Papa Pump, or whatever his name is. Scott Steiner.:laugh:

[gatorunvrsty]

Now this is the danger of steroids:

http://bigbras-club.com/big-tits/23/big_boobs_10.jpg

:ohmy::unsure::ohmy::unsure::ohmy:

[autiger1126]

my mom works in ICU and was telling me about a kid who was on steroids and didn't drink because it affected the bulk of his muscles so the kid takes GHB (date rape drug) to get the effect of being drunk. Ended up hitting a cop and in the hospital after taking 3. What a dumbass.

[gatorunvrsty]

my mom works in ICU and was telling me about a kid who was on steroids and didn't drink because it affected the bulk of his muscles so the kid takes GHB (date rape drug) to get the effect of being drunk. Ended up hitting a cop and in the hospital after taking 3. What a dumbass.

Yep, that's pretty stupid, alright. I'd think they're trying to keep Tebow from getting too big, because that's actually detrimental to being a good passer, eventually. Gotta have some flexibility, and bulk prevents that. Tebow's just a homegrown hoss who knows his way to the fridge and weight-room.

[GatorHunter]

Yep, that's pretty stupid, alright. I'd think they're trying to keep Tebow from getting too big, because that's actually detrimental to being a good passer, eventually. Gotta have some flexibility, and bulk prevents that. Tebow's just a homegrown hoss who knows his way to the fridge and weight-room.

Joiner said in an interview that Tebow eats 1-2 boxes of cereal a day. Says he loves cereal and at any given time, there's a dozen boxes in their pantry. Also said Tebow goes through 2-3 gallons of milk a week and 1-2 gallons of OJ a week as well. Man, could you imagine having to feed that boy?!:laugh: Cereal's freakin' expensive!!!!

[bamaboy]

Yeah, Tebow is a missionary on steroids. The kid has been doing that kind of religious work since he was a kid, but he's a closet steroid junkie.:wacko: I think we have new candidates for most dain-bramaged forum member. These guys sound like actual junkies for real... not of the steroid variety, but of the crack variety.http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/crackhead3.gif Obviously, they missed the part of the commentary last night where the announcers were detailing how the UF coaching staff had to limit Tebow's weight-lifting, and tell him not to bench any more than 400 lbs.. Last year, he gave himself tendonitis because he was in the weight-room too much. The kid is a gym-junkie, not a steroid junkie. It's called hard work, which has been instilled in him by his missionary parents since he could crawl. The same parents, I might add, that have home-schooled him all his life so he could go on these missions to the Philippines with them. Yeah, Tebow is a steroid junkie... please, he credits God for all his ability and success, not chemists. Nice of you guys to show off your penis-envy, though.:happy:


EDIT: BTW, thanks for the support, ramp.:thumpsup: The good posters have to work hard to counter the retarded flamers that seem to be bombarding us with unfounded stupidity.

Anybody remember Dan Kendra from FSU. A qb into the weight lifting who became a full back. Some guys lift weights big time.

[smfr]

i don't think he is useing steroids probably just heavy weight lifting

[KRIEGER]

could it be all the gay porn on the hard-drive?

Les Miles' hat is on steroids......

http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/3926/2001966143141915943_rs.jpg


LOL I cannot even explain how hard this thread has made me laugh. I think most people on this site are absolutely ridiculous and take everything too personally. Perhaps they should get a life, seriously.

Now back to the original topic, most people obviously are dumbasses in denial (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4556250/).

[DanielW4444]

Now this is the danger of steroids:

http://bigbras-club.com/big-tits/23/big_boobs_10.jpg

:ohmy::unsure::ohmy::unsure::ohmy:

Dammit, I thought this was funny so I posted it on a Braves forum, now I may not be welcome there anymore

[The Ramp]

Now this is the danger of steroids:

http://bigbras-club.com/big-tits/23/big_boobs_10.jpg

:ohmy::unsure::ohmy::unsure::ohmy:

i'd hit that:thumpsup:

[GatorHunter]

Now this is the danger of steroids:

http://bigbras-club.com/big-tits/23/big_boobs_10.jpg

:ohmy::unsure::ohmy::unsure::ohmy:

Is that a hamster in her lap?:unsure:

[shanksta13]

i'd hit that:thumpsup:

Only if I was a boxer and couldn't find my punching bag... :blink: