Crimson Kicker8
09-30-2007, 03:34 PM
I'll start:
Alabama, Auburn, and the Pig
A graduate from Auburn, a graduate from Alabama
and a Pig were in the hospital waiting room,
each awaiting the birth of his first child.
Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power
was restored shortly thereafter and the head
nurse made her way to the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and Pig,"
she announced.
"Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and
one healthy piglet have been delivered".
However, since the lights went out at a most
inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to
whom. The only way we know to resolve the problem
is to draw straws and have the winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed, and the Alabama grad
won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room
and loo ked at the three newborns for a painstakingly
long time. Finally, with head bowed,
he scooped up the piglet
and headed for the door. "Sir, are you quite certain
that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked.
"No, I'm not," replied the Crimson Tide grad.
"But I just couldn't run the risk of ending up with the Auburn
kid."
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Alabama, Auburn, and the Pig
A graduate from Auburn, a graduate from Alabama
and a Pig were in the hospital waiting room,
each awaiting the birth of his first child.
Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power
was restored shortly thereafter and the head
nurse made her way to the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and Pig,"
she announced.
"Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and
one healthy piglet have been delivered".
However, since the lights went out at a most
inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to
whom. The only way we know to resolve the problem
is to draw straws and have the winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed, and the Alabama grad
won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room
and loo ked at the three newborns for a painstakingly
long time. Finally, with head bowed,
he scooped up the piglet
and headed for the door. "Sir, are you quite certain
that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked.
"No, I'm not," replied the Crimson Tide grad.
"But I just couldn't run the risk of ending up with the Auburn
kid."
:laugh::laugh::laugh: