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Gator2753
09-29-2007, 10:59 PM
they shine their little white helmets. They join hands in a circle in the lockerroom and chant "click clack". "Click clack" "We bout to get ours" "Click clack" They sing praises of "War Eagle" & "We hate Bama" They drink Red Bull (because they have wings) Each Auburn player takes an axe and chops various pieces of stumps in the locker room. Yes its time to go to work. This is what weve been waiting for. Its time to beat Florida.
When tubberville was asked about playing in the Swamp where Meyer is undefeated he simply said "color me unafraid". Tubberville says such things as Urban who? Tim who?
Florida does not mind losing to Auburn...at all! No as long as we beat F$U, UGA, & UT...were good. Maybe we give Les a scare down in the Rouge.
Ok I'm rambling, back on topic.
Auburn is like Kryptonite for UF and Tebow. Tebow was not Superman in the first half. He wasn't even Clark Kent. He was Jimmy Olson.
Hats off to tebow in the second half though. He played good ball.
The Offensive playcalling sucked terribly. Why do we struggle vs Auburn? Why does Auburn suit up when they play us more than anyone else?
War Eagle needs to fly out of Gainesville cause I'm sick of it. I hope you beat every other SEC east you play...but it won't happen.

Good game though. Looks like Brandon Cox is back to true form. But I'm starting to loathe you War Eagle. Your not even a year round rival for my beloved gators and yet...It feels like you are.

Gainesville will be a terrible place tonight fellows. Burn your jorts from atop the highest of palm trees and turn the city upside down fellows! This will be a long night!

KillerNut
09-29-2007, 11:13 PM
Gainesville will be a terrible place tonight fellows. Burn your jorts from atop the highest of palm trees and turn the city upside down fellows! This will be a long night!

Just do what we do in Columbus and burn couches! :laugh:

We must ignite this couch! http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc92/d_hunter74/th_couchignite.gif

shanksta13
09-29-2007, 11:15 PM
Tough loss, I'm getting ready to head out...

KillerNut
09-29-2007, 11:19 PM
Tough loss, I'm getting ready to head out...

Just remember, what you drink away tonight..will still be there tommorrow morning! :alcohol:

shanksta13
09-29-2007, 11:21 PM
Just remember, what you drink away tonight..will still be there tommorrow morning! :alcohol:

I'm not drinking tonight, I had a bad weekend last weekend and I've already had enough for today. I'm afraid of what I'd do if I started drinking right now.

KillerNut
09-29-2007, 11:31 PM
I'm not drinking tonight, I had a bad weekend last weekend and I've already had enough for today. I'm afraid of what I'd do if I started drinking right now.

Hey, I remember what it feels like to lose at home. I was equally heart broke and sick to my stomach after Vince Young and Texas came back and beat us in Columbus in 2005. I didn't feel like drinking but I did anyways. You guys will rebound and remember, you lost to Auburn last year and look how last year turned out. Keep your head up :thumpsup:

blockallhaters
09-29-2007, 11:33 PM
Hey, I remember what it feels like to lose at home. I was equally heart broke and sick to my stomach after Vince Young and Texas came back and beat us in Columbus in 2005. I didn't feel like drinking but I did anyways. You guys will rebound and remember, you lost to Auburn last year and look how last year turned out. Keep your head up :thumpsup:

Thanks Killer OSU looked great congrats.

KillerNut
09-29-2007, 11:54 PM
Thanks Killer OSU looked great congrats.

Thanks, now please tell BamaFanNKY that. :laugh:

DanielW4444
09-30-2007, 12:51 AM
For my Auburn friends

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/795/auburn1vj5.jpg

GatorHunter
09-30-2007, 12:53 AM
For my Auburn friends

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/795/auburn1vj5.jpg

Man...Carlos Dunlap was close to pullin' a "Moss vs SC"...:sad:

Ralliartist
09-30-2007, 01:40 AM
Man...Carlos Dunlap was close to pullin' a "Moss vs SC"...:sad:

in other words, that's called karma. lol.

shanksta13
09-30-2007, 02:40 AM
Well, I didn't die this weekend, I was damn close last....

AU Blaaaaaaaake
09-30-2007, 09:52 AM
Great game Gators.. I didn't think it would happen two weeks ago, but my prediction of AU being the first to win in the Swamp against Meyer was legit.

thethird
09-30-2007, 02:15 PM
For the second week in a row, AUB get the W and ALA gets the L. Things are back to normal.

shanksta13
09-30-2007, 02:17 PM
I'm not drinking tonight.

Haha, well that was the plan... :laugh:

KillerNut
09-30-2007, 02:58 PM
Haha, well that was the plan... :laugh:

Told ya :laugh:

GatorHunter
09-30-2007, 09:32 PM
in other words, that's called karma. lol.

I'll take it...will trade a win that catapults us to the SEC Championship and then onto the National Championship...vs just a loss...:ph34r:

Seppeh
09-30-2007, 09:34 PM
Wow. Just read this thread.

Bitter much 2753?

Gator2753
10-01-2007, 06:16 AM
Wow. Just read this thread.

Bitter much 2753?

Yeah man I had a meltdown. Completely. I feel like I have to ask permission from my Auburn master to go outside today.
Anyway I'm getting over it and I will be satisfied if UF at least keeps it close most of the game vs LSU.
My apologies to all if this thread caused any confusion or prompted any suicide attempts.:thumpsup::thumpsup:

KRIEGER
10-01-2007, 06:29 AM
I feel like I have to ask permission from my Auburn master to go outside today.

Man. You Gator fans are goldmines for finding great quotes. Good game guys, hopefully you beat LSU next week!