TDArkansasOhmy
09-29-2007, 12:37 PM
I wanted to share this with the rest of the class. I thought this could ring a bell with some of you. Before the kick-off began, I needed to get a few items at the local Wal-Mart. I would rather kick kicked in the nutz than go to that hell hole, No, it's a well kept store and all, but I just hate having to go there. So I quickly got the items on the short list and made my way to the check out counter. As I paid out and started making my way out the front door, I notice these three college age guys going out at the same time I was. I looked at the caps they were wearing, and all wore some style of a St. Louis Cardinal ball cap. Two were pushing carts full of junk, and the guy leading the others out the door look to be digging in his pockets for the car keys. As I got even with the leader of the group I lean over to him and said, "Man my Cubs cap felt good to wear this morning". He looked at me and smiled, saying, "Oh yeah, is that right". I said yeah, I don't have to be embarrass about wearing it now since last night.
In case some of you don't know, the Chicago Cubs clinch last night in Cincinnati.
After I said that to this smiling young guy, what came next was a total surprise. The guy stopped in his tracks and turned to me and said, "Hell, I don't care wear the f**king thing you old Son of a B***h". With his smile no longer there and I didn't even mean any harm in what I said, just a little baseball rivalry, I stopped in my tracks and walked up to him and said. " Son of a B***h??? You called me a Son of a B***h? Well sonny, Now the OLD Son of a B***h is going to have to kick your a$$ in front of your friends".
Well IM telling you that was the wrong thing to say. Those other two like to turn their push carts over trying to get to me. These two were a ;lot smaller than the one I was addressing that looked to be a athlete of some sort. They got in front of me looking up to me and looked like to little puppies barking at me as I was threating their mother.
The whole time I was screwing with these guys, they never seen the humor in it as I learn that they were much bigger Cardinal fans than I was a Cub fan. Goes to show you, it's not the size of the dog in the fight...
In case some of you don't know, the Chicago Cubs clinch last night in Cincinnati.
After I said that to this smiling young guy, what came next was a total surprise. The guy stopped in his tracks and turned to me and said, "Hell, I don't care wear the f**king thing you old Son of a B***h". With his smile no longer there and I didn't even mean any harm in what I said, just a little baseball rivalry, I stopped in my tracks and walked up to him and said. " Son of a B***h??? You called me a Son of a B***h? Well sonny, Now the OLD Son of a B***h is going to have to kick your a$$ in front of your friends".
Well IM telling you that was the wrong thing to say. Those other two like to turn their push carts over trying to get to me. These two were a ;lot smaller than the one I was addressing that looked to be a athlete of some sort. They got in front of me looking up to me and looked like to little puppies barking at me as I was threating their mother.
The whole time I was screwing with these guys, they never seen the humor in it as I learn that they were much bigger Cardinal fans than I was a Cub fan. Goes to show you, it's not the size of the dog in the fight...