Top Ten Good News/bad News Auburn Jokes:

[timNem]

OK this will be my only 'kick Auburn while there down post' because Bama fans know what its like to be kicked when you are down and we have been kicked alot over the past few years.


TOP TEN GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS AUBURN JOKES:

10. Good News: Auburn has two quarterbacks.
Bad News: Tuberville plays them.

9. Good News: Auburn has a good punt returnee.
Bad News: Auburn’s opponents don’t need to punt.

8. Good News: Auburn is better than Notre Dame.
Bad News: Auburn does not play Notre Dame.

7. Good News: Auburn has nine games left.
Bad News: Auburn can’t play Kansas State nine more times.

6. Good News: Auburn won’t lose on national TV this week.
Bad News: Auburn will lose on Pay-Per-View this week.

5. Good News: New Mexico State is not ranked in the Top 50.
Bad News: Neither is Auburn.

4. Good News: New Mexico State has no defense.
Bad News: Auburn has no offense.

3. Good News: Tuberville has no “buy-out” clause in his contract.
Bad News: His phone is not ringing.

2. Good News: Auburn’s “search plane” is in the air.
Bad News: No one will let it land.

1. Good News: Auburn is not paying their HC 4 million per year.
Bad News: Alabama is

[thethird]

Good News: Bama is 3-0 and is BACK!
Bad News: UGA, FSU, UT, LSU, & AU could give a rats ass and all are possible loses. Do Bama fans consider 7-4 as "being back"?

[timNem]

:laugh: Thanks the third, I don't feel as guilty about posting that now. Who knows what will happen but you also predicted us being 1-4 to start off

[Sabama]

great post till you got to the buy out..that mo-fo has like a 6mill buy out duh!.....but thats a good thing. If he gets fired at AU he'll prolly get hired at Arky. Regardless we'll keep beatin him.

[WarEagle73]

Tim, coming from you, I can enjoy these and know they were posted in good fun. :thumpsup:

[shk999]

Good News: Bama is 3-0 and is BACK!
Bad News: UGA, FSU, UT, LSU, & AU could give a rats ass and all are possible loses. Do Bama fans consider 7-4 as "being back"?

All games are possible loses Einstein. Ask Coach Croom.....:laugh:

[lacene]

great post till you got to the buy out..that mo-fo has like a 6mill buy out duh!.....but thats a good thing. If he gets fired at AU he'll prolly get hired at Arky. Regardless we'll keep beatin him.


I hope you aren't talking about Tuberville..... :wacko:

[thethird]

All games are possible loses Einstein. Ask Coach Croom.....:laugh:

After all, Croom has won two of his last two games against Alabama teams.

[Sabama]

umm yes i am...heard on that on the radio today. HE's got a 6mill buyout either way.

[aufan]

I think lacene is talking about the "keep beating him" comment
You better go back and check your stat book against tubbs, sabama

[thethird]

umm yes i am...heard on that on the radio today.

:scratch_h :scratch_h

[Sabama]

just keep paying him millions to lose to the bottom feeders of the SEC and I'll be happy!!!!

[thethird]

just keep paying him millions to lose to the bottom feeders of the SEC and I'll be happy!!!!

Before MSU, when was the last time AU got beat by a bottom feeder SEC team?

[aufan]

just ignore him

[Sabama]

you can run but you cannot hide. lmao!

[Sabama]

Before MSU, when was the last time AU got beat by a bottom feeder SEC team?

it has begun...thats my point. Just answer this...how confident do you feel about that home game against Vandy this year?:eek:

[Mitch4bama]

For some reason, I have a feeling that Sabama is not who he says he is. He sounds like a rival fan in disguise out to give Bama fans a bad image. From now on, we should treat his post like he never said anything.

[Sabama]

jeez...can i not be excited about our team? seems like most of the bama fans here are too young to remember what our program is really about. If you were alive in '79, you would be backing me 100%!

[shk999]

jeez...can i not be excited about our team? seems like most of the bama fans here are too young to remember what our program is really about. If you were alive in '79, you would be backing me 100%!



Mitch, you arent the only one that has noticed. Its obvious, he's not fooling anybody.

[Tider27]

I mean come on Mods, no fan acts like that. Can we ban him please?

[thethird]

jeez...can i not be excited about our team? seems like most of the bama fans here are too young to remember what our program is really about. If you were alive in '79, you would be backing me 100%!

I was alive and well in '79. I remember like it was yesterday. I was at the game and the Tigers were actually competitive that year losing 25-18 with Cribbs & Brooks (Andrews was a senior the year before).

It's funny you mention it, because you remind me a lot of the Bama fans of that era.