Time to take it to the Tide

[TDArkansasOhmy]

My fellow swine, I come before you on the eve of our first conference game of the 2007 season. We go on the road to play our 2nd game of the young season, and already their are several doubters out there. The home team Crimson Tide are pick by most to win it's second SEC game of the year tomorrow, with very little talk about the hogs defense having a good outing.
I hear the so called experts say things like, "Nick Saban knows defense, and Saturday he will find a way to stop the running attack which is Arkansas strength." Bla, bla bla la la Blah bla bla bla bla. Let the Razorback Nation take note. When he left for the NFL dollars at LSU and the search committee ask Saban for his input for his successor, Nick brought up the name, Houston Nutt. When ask why, Saban told the committee, "Cause he gives me the most trouble with the least talent.
Well guess what kids, Ole Houston has a decent bunch as far as talent goes. Tide fans are having hard-ons over the fact they have scored several points thus far. Well whoop dee doo, someone call Beano Cook, The two game Bama has played sucked. People can say what they want about Tide beats a underrated Vanderbilt team. WRONG. Vandy is awful
I love the false since of security we are walking into Saturday. I would be greatly surprised if the hogs lost to this overrated bunch.
Ben Cleveland and Marcus Monk will be missed, But we have a find group of freshman that can make a sudden SEC impact. Tide fans hasn't got the pleasure of watching the next kicking star in Alex Tejada. Reports from the hill on Tuesday said, Alex hit two FG's in a row from 64 yards. The great thing, a slight wind was in his face. Oh man, this could be awesome.

Be safe fans in your travels
Go Hogs

[shk999]

Even if ARK wins tomorrow TD, you will still be a loser. As for the rest of the Hawg fans here, good luck tomorrow, hope for no injuries and may the best team win.

[Sabama]

well that was stupid...go figure. bama 24 piggies 17

[crimsonnation713]

Hell I thought Rockne was going to jump out of a cake with that speech.:rofl:

[sheluvsbama]

Actually, Arkansas is supposed to win. They are a ranked team. You talk like we are not only ranked, but above Arkansas. We don't think we are LSU. You seem to think we do. I also wish you luck. May the best team win, and may everyone enjoy a really great day for football. There are many other games besides ours. :laugh:

[Blake~BamaFan]

Wooo pig soooiiieee and ROLL TIDE ROLL, Good luck pigs.

[AFWarrior83]

Alex Tajeda is a + that's for sure. Missing Monk and Clevland hurts, but Tuck, ROJO, and Crawford should get it done!

[ADrolltide]

My fellow swine, I come before you on the eve of our first conference game of the 2007 season. We go on the road to play our 2nd game of the young season, and already their are several doubters out there. The home team Crimson Tide are pick by most to win it's second SEC game of the year tomorrow, with very little talk about the hogs defense having a good outing.
I hear the so called experts say things like, "Nick Saban knows defense, and Saturday he will find a way to stop the running attack which is Arkansas strength." Bla, bla bla la la Blah bla bla bla bla. Let the Razorback Nation take note. When he left for the NFL dollars at LSU and the search committee ask Saban for his input for his successor, Nick brought up the name, Houston Nutt. When ask why, Saban told the committee, "Cause he gives me the most trouble with the least talent.
Well guess what kids, Ole Houston has a decent bunch as far as talent goes. Tide fans are having hard-ons over the fact they have scored several points thus far. Well whoop dee doo, someone call Beano Cook, The two game Bama has played sucked. People can say what they want about Tide beats a underrated Vanderbilt team. WRONG. Vandy is awful
I love the false since of security we are walking into Saturday. I would be greatly surprised if the hogs lost to this overrated bunch.
Ben Cleveland and Marcus Monk will be missed, But we have a find group of freshman that can make a sudden SEC impact. Tide fans hasn't got the pleasure of watching the next kicking star in Alex Tejada. Reports from the hill on Tuesday said, Alex hit two FG's in a row from 64 yards. The great thing, a slight wind was in his face. Oh man, this could be awesome.

Be safe fans in your travels
Go Hogs

hahaha what a loser! u look stupid now dont u...this game was a few mistakes away from being a blowout....if it werent for wilson fumbling the snap and a couple of picks ark would have gotten beaten by 20 or more

[timNem]

What were you saying TD, who was spouting off before the game?

Your Honor, may I present into Evidence, Exibit A?


My fellow swine, I come before you on the eve of our first conference game of the 2007 season. We go on the road to play our 2nd game of the young season, and already their are several doubters out there. The home team Crimson Tide are pick by most to win it's second SEC game of the year tomorrow, with very little talk about the hogs defense having a good outing.
I hear the so called experts say things like, "Nick Saban knows defense, and Saturday he will find a way to stop the running attack which is Arkansas strength." Bla, bla bla la la Blah bla bla bla bla. Let the Razorback Nation take note. When he left for the NFL dollars at LSU and the search committee ask Saban for his input for his successor, Nick brought up the name, Houston Nutt. When ask why, Saban told the committee, "Cause he gives me the most trouble with the least talent.
Well guess what kids, Ole Houston has a decent bunch as far as talent goes. Tide fans are having hard-ons over the fact they have scored several points thus far. Well whoop dee doo, someone call Beano Cook, The two game Bama has played sucked. People can say what they want about Tide beats a underrated Vanderbilt team. WRONG. Vandy is awful
I love the false since of security we are walking into Saturday. I would be greatly surprised if the hogs lost to this overrated bunch.
Ben Cleveland and Marcus Monk will be missed, But we have a find group of freshman that can make a sudden SEC impact. Tide fans hasn't got the pleasure of watching the next kicking star in Alex Tejada. Reports from the hill on Tuesday said, Alex hit two FG's in a row from 64 yards. The great thing, a slight wind was in his face. Oh man, this could be awesome.

Be safe fans in your travels
Go Hogs

[sheluvsbama]

It seems to me that Arkansas was the team "overrated"!

[jacobp]

I don't really know how you can say overrated.....It was a 3 point game in the SEC. Losing a game like that does not mean you are overrated.

[timNem]

I don't really know how you can say overrated.....It was a 3 point game in the SEC. Losing a game like that does not mean you are overrated.I don't think she really means that, She is just replying to the troll.

[sheluvsbama]

I don't really know how you can say overrated.....It was a 3 point game in the SEC. Losing a game like that does not mean you are overrated. I was merely quoting TD. I never thought we were anything but a team with alot of struggling and learning to do. We were not rated #16. Ark. was. He said WE were overrated.

[TDArkansasOhmy]

What were you saying TD, who was spouting off before the game?

Your Honor, may I present into Evidence, Exibit A?

Objection! your honor. The prosecutor with the Gerbil hanging out of his arse, has produce evidence to the court that is been tainted. This evidence you see before you which smells of douche bags was a thread I post to fellow Razorback fans IN, I remind you, the Arkansas Forum. He and a host of predators have over taken out humble home and are trying to discredit a legion that the rest of the people enjoy hearing from. I ask you , your honor, Where was it wrong to post to my common fan, IN, I remind you, at our house. I ask the court to throw this trash out, Like Gerbil boy's wife should do it him.
And for god's sake your honor, ask the prosecutor to be seated....If he can.

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[timNem]

Your Honor, my client Mr. TDArkansasOhMY wishes to plead Insanity, as you can see, you your Honor nor the Jury neeed any further evidence or a professional opinion to prove with out a doubt that Mr. TDArkansasOhMY is in fact clinically Insane and has the Intelligence of a 5 year old.... wait I should say an Ice Cube and should be treated for six weeks with intense Shock Therapy. Yes, your Honor, his pea-sized mind is but a pitiful waste and must be studied to prevent this ever happening again to the Human Race or the Animal Kingdom for that matter. I would also like to recommend that you take away his access to any slingblades or as he likes to call them, "Kaiser Blade". Mr. TDArkansasOhMy also has severe infatuations with tubes, gerbils, hot dogs and he may require some knee pads for he has been using them lately. I would also recommend a padded room, the books that he can't read, and some mustard and biscuits for my client.


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[shk999]

Your Honor, my client Mr. TDArkansasOhMY wishes to plead Insanity, as you can see, you your Honor nor the Jury neeed any further evidence or a professional opinion to prove with out a doubt that Mr. TDArkansasOhMY is in fact clinically Insane and has the Intelligence of a 5 year old.... wait I should say an Ice Cube and should be treated for six weeks with intense Shock Therapy. Yes, your Honor, his pea-sized mind is but a pitiful waste and must be studied to prevent this ever happening again to the Human Race or the Animal Kingdom for that matter. I would also like to recommend that you take away his access to any slingblades or as he likes to call them, "Kaiser Blade". Mr. TDArkansasOhMy also has severe infatuations with tubes, gerbils, hot dogs and he may require some knee pads for he has been using them lately. I would also recommend a padded room, the books that he can't read, and some mustard and biscuits for my client.


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Tim, I have a 5 yr old and I dont appreciate that...:laugh:

[timNem]

Tim, I have a 5 yr old and I dont appreciate that...:laugh:so do I and I also have a 3 year old, thats why I changed it to an Ice Cube. Its hard to insult an Ice Cube. :laugh:

[shk999]

Objection! your honor. The prosecutor with the Gerbil hanging out of his arse, has produce evidence to the court that is been tainted. This evidence you see before you which smells of douche bags was a thread I post to fellow Razorback fans IN, I remind you, the Arkansas Forum. He and a host of predators have over taken out humble home and are trying to discredit a legion that the rest of the people enjoy hearing from. I ask you , your honor, Where was it wrong to post to my common fan, IN, I remind you, at our house. I ask the court to throw this trash out, Like Gerbil boy's wife should do it him.
And for god's sake your honor, ask the prosecutor to be seated....If he can.

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Objection Overruled Dumbass! Eat your crow while we feast on leftover swine. Tasty!

[shk999]

so do I and I also have a 3 year old, thats why I changed it to an Ice Cube. Its hard to insult an Ice Cube. :laugh:

Its hard, but I think you pulled it off...:thumpsup:

[TDArkansasOhmy]

Hahaha haha ha ha ha. Oh my. I ask you your honor. take one look at the prosecutor you see before you today, and tell us if he in fact looks like a person this court can trust with opinions of "Shock Therapy"?


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timNem
May 2007 Poster of the
Month

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So the court can have a much better understanding of how the mind of a madman works. I have produced some of the prosecutors roommates to let them in their own words describe the poor soul you see before you today posing as a servant of the court.

Come on in boys...

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Let the court be known not only are this guys room mates, they also are fellow Tide fans of the freak.
the defense rest your honor.

[shk999]

Hmmm......what does that have to do with the price of rice in China? Or the final score in the Bama/Ark game?

[shk999]

You know TD, JPW made ARK's D his bitch on that last drive. Why didnt Nutt put DMac in at safety? Come to think of it, why didnt Nutt just let Dmac be the entire defense, you guys would have won then, no doubt.

[CrimsonTide12xs]

Sounds like TD needs a script of Haldol, Thorazine, Diazepam, Alprazolam, Trazadone, & Lorazapam. Still probably wouldn't help.

[timNem]

Sounds like TD needs a script of Haldol, Thorazine, Diazepam, Alprazolam, Trazadone, & Lorazapam. Still probably wouldn't help.don't forget pimozide :laugh:


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[CrimsonTide12xs]

don't forget pimozide :laugh:


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LOL!!!