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Crimson Kicker8
09-04-2007, 07:29 PM
Dear SECTalk,

I am a crack dealer in Birmingham who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Hoover and one of my sisters, who lives in Irondale, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Pell City . I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Montgomery for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is still a parttime "working girl" in a brothel.

All things considered, my main problem is this, I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Auburn fan?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

C_hris
09-04-2007, 07:32 PM
......wow:laugh:

timNem
09-04-2007, 09:08 PM
CLASSIC! :thumpsup: :thumpsup:

Sabanocchio
09-04-2007, 10:32 PM
Bravo. Well done....CK.

crimsonnation713
09-04-2007, 11:17 PM
The man across the pond.... POINTS 4 U !!!!!!!!

DonAU1124
09-05-2007, 05:38 AM
Well, ummmmmmmmmmmm
Ok, that was a good one, and one I havent heard before so, good job.
:laugh:

gatorunvrsty
09-05-2007, 05:50 AM
:icon_rofl Hilarious, 8... that's a keeper.

AuburnandGamecockGirl
09-06-2007, 06:35 PM
Goes to show that not everyone in your family is bad...









LOL, thanks for the laugh! :laugh: