SECtalk Secret Confessions

[Bulldog Bry]

Whereas:

We, the members of SECtalk are very passionate about our respective teams and our conference and we may not make it another month before the games begin, and
Fall practices are about to begin but none of us wants to hear the nonsensical ramblings of a biased fan about how another team is "stacked at RB" based on what they did against the 2nd team defense, and
We all need to cool off and take a break from...well, from the nastiness that has been abound lately, and
The Auburn/Alabama pissing match threads are becoming more than just a little repetitive, so even that's not fun any more,

I propose that we confess those things that we would normally wish no one else to know regarding this message board.

For instance:

I don't know the difference between Gatornation and Gatorhunter. Seriously.

I have a crush on azamugg. He's a chick, right? :laugh:

I'm suspect of all new members here. I'm thinking they're posters who were previously kicked off.

I believe in a previous life, I may have purchased a bag of hash from Jerry Beeds.

[The Ramp]

I like to start agruements between the Aub and Bama nations.

I touch myself in the BOTD threads

I like to like to read Sabanocchio's posts in a sexy drag queen voice

I hold my breath during Grady's posts and see if I can finish reading it before I pass out.

and sometimes...on occassion...I like to "pillow talk" PM with GeauxTo

did i say too much?

[dcbama]

I am Salty Orange Jello's father and his blowup at me yesterday stemmed from his mother and I taking away his 'Wiggles' DVD collection earlier that morning.

[WallyGoat]

I type rather well when I'm not sober. Sometimes I make sense.

AU Blaaaaaake is really a Cabbage Patch Kid. He told me in confidence, but I can withhold that information no longer.

I think The Ramp knows where I live. I just pretend to be his friend so he doesn't kill me. :unsure:

I like Grady.

I'm an actual goat. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

[AUFootball24]

I....don't.....hate Shk. :ohmy:

[The Ramp]

I'm an actually goat. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

how do you type?

[AUFootball24]

how do you type?

Pure willpower. You should see it, it's amazing.

[GatorHunter]

I like to start agruements between the Aub and Bama nations.

I touch myself in the BOTD threads

I like to like to read Sabanocchio's posts in a sexy drag queen voice

I hold my breath during Grady's posts and see if I can finish reading it before I pass out.

and sometimes...on occassion...I like to "pillow talk" PM with GeauxTo

did i say too much?


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FREAKIN' POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :rofl: :welcome: :yelrotflm :icon_rofl :rolling2: :lolup: :LOL_Hair:

[crawfish]

I tend to walk backwards at times.
I secretly dated an Ole Miss girl while a student at LSU.

[GatorHunter]

While waiting to see if I had been accepted into med school at UF...I considered transferring to f$u (UF had a small satelite med school program at f$u).

I hate broken bones...can't stand to look at displaced fractures or open fractures.

I spend way to much time on this site.

My wife thinks I'm doing "work stuff" when I'm on this site.

I have sperm motility issues.

I really hate f$u.

I'm a closet women's gymnastics fan.

I really hate f$u.

[SeanVol]

I'm a Closet Bama Fan

I think Paris Hilton is talented

I rock out to Hillary Duff

I'm wearing Red Heels Right Now

President of the East Tennessee Chapter of the Richard Simmons Fan Club

I think Justin Timberlake is this generation version of Liberace

[WallyGoat]

how do you type?

Voice activated typing device. You wear it over your ears and talk into it like a microphone...

And yes, I can talk.... :thumpsup:

[WallyGoat]

Pure willpower. You should see it, it's amazing.

Close enough... :laugh:

[timNem]

Best thread ever!!!!!

[AUChamps]

I.....was actually in awe of the entire gameday experience in a good way at my 1st football game at Bryant-Denny Stadium(and I wasn't there for an Iron Bowl).

[Sabanocchio]

TimNem turns me on in ways no woman ever has.

Grady is really my mentally retarded younger brother, so I can hate.

Savage Orange Jugs owns an orange juice company by the same name. It's all I buy.

I buy weed off Beeds daily.

Wally Goat is actually my pet. He convinced me to come on this board after a series of incidents involving the neighbors dog and a can of whipped cream.
My lawn stays nice and trim.

Shk is actually a 7 foot tall green ogre.

My hatred for BamaPerry lies in the fact that he beat me in a karaoke contest with Culture Club's "Do you really want to hurt me". I sang "Loving You" and lost it on the high note.

The Ramp is pregnant with my child.

[The Ramp]

The Ramp is pregnant with my child.

DNA results haven't came in yet. so don't be bragging just yet

[Sabanocchio]

You lying, cheating bastard.

[SeanVol]

You lying, cheating bastard.

We will see this play out on Maury?:laugh:

[crimsonnation713]

1. I have life size cut-outs of Blaaaaaaaaaake and 24 on my wall.

2. Aza,shk and tim are in my harem

3.When I grow up I wanna be like Neo

4.I had a fling with Sabanocchio until I found out he was in love with Ramp

5. I want to master the King's English like Savage Jug does

6. Wally is my daddy

[azamugg]

no Im not a woman Bry........try bi-curious hermaphrodite

I believe TimNem to be Kevin Bacon as I believe AU24 to be Doogie Howser

I have shaved junk......girlfriends preference

I pluck gray hairs out of my hairy chest weekly

I get my nails and toes did at least once every two months

I worship Andy Griffith

I believe Neo to be an underground Arayan nation squad leader that secretly cross dresses



I knew this post wouldnt turn out positive

[timNem]

no Im not a woman Bry........try bi-curious hermaphrodite

I believe TimNem to be Kevin Bacon as I believe AU24 to be Doogie Howser

I have shaved junk......girlfriends preference

I pluck gray hairs out of my hairy chest weekly

I get my nails and toes did at least once every two months

I worship Andy Griffith

I believe Neo to be an underground Arayan nation squad leader that secretly cross dresses



I knew this post wouldnt turn out positive

:laugh: Footloose?

[shk999]

Everytime I successfully log on, I am suprised that im not banned.

I really am "a little computer gangster, 5 foot 8, 110 lbs of pure punk". (but Im drinking milk)

There is only 1 poster on this board that I truly dislike, and he's not a barner or a UT fan.

Sometimes when I am getting dressed, I look in the mirror and make the "Nick Saban, exposed teeth, WTF are you doing" face.

When SOJ got banned, a little tear formed in the corner of my eye.

When I was 17, I got arrested in Jackson County Fla for peeing on the side of a gas station.

Like Bry, I am suspect of new members, but more because of multiple user names.

I found a new hook up, all Beeds ever gave me was swag.

I spend way to much time at home and at work looking at football message boards........Great Thread!!

[timNem]

I spend too much time on this site and others.

azamugg reminds me of my big brother Mark.

I let my wife give me manicures and pedicures.

I like day spas.

I've caught Blaaake peeping in my windows at night.

I think I have got into trouble with Beeds in the fuzzy years in my past.

There is nothing finer than a good Dominican or a Monte Cristo.

I'm superstitious when it comes to sports.

I haven't shaved my junk but my hair on my head is rapidly jumping ship.

My wife is scared to walk into an airport with me because of my dark complexion.

[Sabanocchio]

I've caught Blaaake peeping in my windows at night.

What's funny is that while Blaaaake had you occupied, I was stealing your TV.

[timNem]

What's funny is that while Blaaaake had you occupied, I was stealing your TV.I knew something was missing :sad:

[Bulldog Bry]

Um............ok. This wasn't really supposed to be the "how gay can I be" thread, but since you guys really dug deep (and have kept me in stitches), I'll offer up more.

I saw Yanni in concert.

Ever since I've been on high BP medicine, I've, uh, lost a little mojo. It's not that I don't want to go on vacation or can't drive, I just don't want to get in the car as often.

I eat the cookie dough and blame it on my kids.

I'm strangely attracted to Sandra Bernhard.

[The Ramp]

You lying, cheating bastard.

your trailer is too small. i like crawfish's double-wide. sorry u found out like this

[Seppeh]

I don't know the difference between Gatornation and Gatorhunter. Seriously.

You too eh?

[oxfordoptimist]

I own a "Ricks Rowdies" t-shirt....I think I'm gonna go throw up; be back later

[The Ramp]

I own a "Ricks Rowdies" t-shirt....I think I'm gonna go throw up; be back later

does that go with your bowtie and red soho cup?

j/k

[oxfordoptimist]

my solo cup is blue.....and no it doesn't

http://photos-509.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v45/147/67/6500509/n6500509_31124042_4308.jpg

[Gator2753]

my solo cup is blue.....and no it doesn't

http://photos-509.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v45/147/67/6500509/n6500509_31124042_4308.jpg

Awesome:thumpsup:

[The Ramp]

my solo cup is blue.....and no it doesn't

http://photos-509.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v45/147/67/6500509/n6500509_31124042_4308.jpg

10/10

*golf clap*

[WarEagle73]

Wow some of you guys are pretty warped. I guess the darkest secret I have is I find women's feet very sexy. :ohmy:

[timNem]

Wow some of you guys are pretty warped. I guess the darkest secret I have is I find women's feet very sexy. :ohmy:Are you one of those people who hide under cars at the mall so you can lick a toe? :laugh:

[WarEagle73]

Are you one of those people who hide under cars at the mall so you can lick a toe? :laugh:


Never thought of that.....just kidding. my lovely wife takes good care of me. :wub: but lets be honest here. Who has never given a lady's toes some love?

[msgadawg]

Oxford Optimist ,,,, Oh Yeah Now that is Grove Material right there! Nothing like dressing for Sunday School to go to a ballgame!

[timNem]

Never thought of that.....just kidding. my lovely wife takes good care of me. :wub: but lets be honest here. Who has never given a lady's toes some love?:laugh: I love many parts of my wife but her feet have never turned me own. Maybe we should post pics of our wives feet.

[WarEagle73]

:laugh: I love many parts of my wife but her feet have never turned me own. Maybe we should post pics of our wives feet.


try it some time and you just might be suprised how much you both like it. Some guys are boob guys or leg guys. I like those as well I just have more to enjoy. I blame my first real girlfriend for it. She said she like to have her toes loved on and I've just gone from there.

[The Ramp]

Never thought of that.....just kidding. my lovely wife takes good care of me. :wub: but lets be honest here. Who has never given a lady's toes some love?

*raises hand*

feet are nasty

[WarEagle73]

*raises hand*

feet are nasty


just more for me :laugh:

[The Ramp]

just more for me :laugh:

i don't even like it when my g/f puts her feet on my lap while watching TV. her freaking toes are staring at me like writhing worms

[WarEagle73]

i don't even like it when my g/f puts her feet on my lap while watching TV. her freaking toes are staring at me like writhing worms


Sorry you don't like them. In your eyes you don't like when she puts her feet on your lap. now if you were into feet instead of being disgusted by this you could enjoy it instead. now don't get me wrong. There are some chicks out there with some pretty funky feet. I don't like that anymore than I'd like ugly boobs.

[timNem]

try it some time and you just might be suprised how much you both like it. Some guys are boob guys or leg guys. I like those as well I just have more to enjoy. I blame my first real girlfriend for it. She said she like to have her toes loved on and I've just gone from there.I don't know if I could handle that since I have never recovered from seeing the breast (nursing) pump in action. I was scarred for life. :laugh:

[The Ramp]

Sorry you don't like them. In your eyes you don't like when she puts her feet on your lap. now if you were into feet instead of being disgusted by this you could enjoy it instead. now don't get me wrong. There are some chicks out there with some pretty funky feet. I don't like that anymore than I'd like ugly boobs.

only two things interest me about women. and both of them, we don't have:laugh:

[WarEagle73]

I don't know if I could handle that since I have never recovered from seeing the breast (nursing) pump in action. I was scarred for life. :laugh:

Seen that myself. WOW. It gave me an idea. Eveyone is trying to go all natural nowdays, so I thought about starting my own "all natural" breast pumping service for those ladies in need. For a small fee plus mileage I'd come to their homes and "naturally" do the job myself. :laugh:

[GAMECOCK_FAN]

only two things interest me about women. and both of them, we don't have:laugh:
Self control and a closet full of shoes? :laugh:

[WarEagle73]

only two things interest me about women. and both of them, we don't have:laugh:

I understand and agree with both. The one down side of being turned on by chick's feet is that seeing guy's feet make me want to puke. Trust me theirs are different from ours.

[The Ramp]

Self control and a closet full of shoes? :laugh:

we don't wear shoes on the bayou silly:laugh:

[WarEagle73]

we don't wear shoes on the bayou silly:laugh:


Well that it then. Chicks down there probably have funky bunions and stuff. No wonder you don't like them. They have to nice and soft. I'd be the same way.

[crimsonnation713]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK....Thanks for dropping by....gawd this is getting warped. I was ok til the breast pump and toe jam sucking. NEXT !!!!!!!

[WarEagle73]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK....Thanks for dropping by....gawd this is getting warped. I was ok til the breast pump and toe jam sucking. NEXT !!!!!!!


Wow we are scraping the bottom of the ol barrel. You can tell we've gone without football for too long now. :hyper:

[timNem]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK....Thanks for dropping by....gawd this is getting warped. I was ok til the breast pump and toe jam sucking. NEXT !!!!!!!We are thorough, We don't leave any topic uncovered. :thumpsup:

[WarEagle73]

Hang on a second, give me a minute and I post a new thread about Arkansas from ESPN. It just Arkansas but at least it's about football....

[timNem]

Seen that myself. WOW. It gave me an idea. Eveyone is trying to go all natural nowdays, so I thought about starting my own "all natural" breast pumping service for those ladies in need. For a small fee plus mileage I'd come to their homes and "naturally" do the job myself. :laugh:
I'm getting dizzy :wacko:

[AUChamps]

Alright, seeing as we're going mad from a lack of football I'm gonna pull out my trump card. The Street & Smith's Previews 2007 NAIA Football Campaign.

Street & Smith's Previews 2007 NAIA Football Campaign :: College Football Annual names preseason All-America squad, preseason Top 10 (http://naia.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071207aaa.html)

And the CIS Men's Football page with up to date news:

Canadian Interuniversity Sport (http://www.universitysport.ca/e/football/index.cfm)

[azamugg]

try it some time and you just might be suprised how much you both like it. Some guys are boob guys or leg guys. I like those as well I just have more to enjoy. I blame my first real girlfriend for it. She said she like to have her toes loved on and I've just gone from there.

heres one for you guys.........offer to wash and rub your womans feet and she can pleasure herself during.........makes for a good evening afterwards

[WarEagle73]

Alright, seeing as we're going mad from a lack of football I'm gonna pull out my trump card. The Street & Smith's Previews 2007 NAIA Football Campaign.

Street & Smith's Previews 2007 NAIA Football Campaign :: College Football Annual names preseason All-America squad, preseason Top 10 (http://naia.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071207aaa.html)

And the CIS Men's Football page with up to date news:

Canadian Interuniversity Sport (http://www.universitysport.ca/e/football/index.cfm)

Can we make it for the next month living on subjects ranging from member's secret man crushes on other members, attractiveness of women's feet, and finally Canadian football? Is this even real or have i lapsed into a delusional state due to lack of real football?:unsure:

[WarEagle73]

heres one for you guys.........offer to wash and rub your womans feet and she can pleasure herself during.........makes for a good evening afterwards


Cha-Ching!

[AUChamps]

Can we make it for the next month living on subjects ranging from member's secret man crushes on other members, attractiveness of women's feet, and finally Canadian football? Is this even real or have i lapsed into a delusional state due to lack of real football?:unsure:
Canadian College Football. btw they call it University up there since they're still a Commonwealth nation. In any event. it's still football and still college so it should be interesting to us at least.

[WarEagle73]

Canadian College Football. btw they call it University up there since they're still a Commonwealth nation. In any event. it's still football and still college so it should be interesting to us at least.


Isn't that kind of like saying "yes she is my sister, but she's still a girl"? Kind of like I couldn't get past the sister part I can't get past the Canadian part.

[AUChamps]

Isn't that kind of like saying "yes she is my sister, but she's still a girl"? Kind of like I couldn't get past the sister part I can't get past the Canadian part.
No 4th Downs, 100 meter field. Not that far fetched.

[GamecockDieHard]

Even now after all these years, I have fond memories when I see a plump round watermelon warming in the sun, then without realizing it, I reach to see if I have my pocket knife.

[WarEagle73]

Even now after all these years, I have fond memories when I see a plump round watermelon warming in the sun, then without realizing it, I reach to see if I have my pocket knife.


Please help me understand what in the world this means?

[The Ramp]

Even now after all these years, I have fond memories when I see a plump round watermelon warming in the sun, then without realizing it, I reach to see if I have my pocket knife.

is the watermelon full of vodka? those are my favorite

[WarEagle73]

No 4th Downs, 100 meter field. Not that far fetched.

No 4th downs?!?! What do they do after 3rd. Down? Do they wait for whatever comes after 3rd. down to run the bubble screen? (That one's for you Ramp! :laugh: )

[The Ramp]

No 4th downs?!?! What do they do after 3rd. Down? Do they wait for whatever comes after 3rd. down to run the bubble screen? (That one's for you Ramp! :laugh: )

Jimbo Fisher gives you :thumpsup: :thumpsup:

[WarEagle73]

Jimbo Fisher gives you :thumpsup: :thumpsup:


I figured you would get my little joke. :laugh:

[lacene]

pretty funny thread!

[KillerNut]

I want to take an advanced english class taught by SOJ and Azamugg

I sleep with a stuffed albert the gator.

Grady is the king of "copy and paste".

gatorunvrsty is actually distant relation to Noah Webster, part owner of wikipedia.org and a in the closet buckeye fan! :laugh:

I honestly don't know if Cianne is male or female? No offense

I really hate Michigan

[SeanVol]

I really hate Michigan

:laugh: It does say secret confessions and this doesn't fall under secret confessions, IMO

[AUChamps]

:laugh: It does say secret confessions and this doesn't fall under secret confessions, IMO
Secret confession would be that you slept with a Michigan girl in Ann Arbor, and you weren't drugged or drunk. And you later find out that she gives birth to a kid that will be raised to love Big Blue.

There should be a towel nearby for you to clean up the vomit spill.

[SeanVol]

Secret confession would be that you slept with a Michigan girl in Ann Arbor, and you weren't drugged or drunk. And you later find out that she gives birth to a kid that will be raised to love Big Blue.

There should be a towel nearby for you to clean up the vomit spill.

:laugh: I wonder if he has done that. :unsure:

[Gator2753]

In real life, gatorunvrsty is actually my caddy. He polishes my 3 wood and washes all of my balls.

Remember that poster TdArkansasOhMy? Yeah well that was actually me...suprise?:ohmy:

I have every episode of saved by the bell on VHS.

I once left a pair of "jorts" at one of AuBlakes pool parties. He still swears up and down he doesn't have them:blush:

[crimsonnation713]

Even now after all these years, I have fond memories when I see a plump round watermelon warming in the sun, then without realizing it, I reach to see if I have my pocket knife.

You're a closet redneck eh diehard???? :laugh:

[crimsonnation713]

Please help me understand what in the world this means?

73...you REALLY dont wanna know...I promise.

[GamecockDieHard]

You're a closet redneck eh diehard???? :laugh:

LOL! I heard it from a tater that grew up on a farm. I suppose you'd call him a vegetarian, since he wasn't looking at the farm animals that way.:laugh:

[KillerNut]

Secret confession would be that you slept with a Michigan girl in Ann Arbor, and you weren't drugged or drunk. And you later find out that she gives birth to a kid that will be raised to love Big Blue.

There should be a towel nearby for you to clean up the vomit spill.

Oh No!!!!!!! How did you know about that.

Well.............

http://www.sportscrack.com/images/tees_annarbor_navy_small.jpg

[Gamecocks4Ever]

Hmm, lets see.....
I'm not married, but sleep with a Pu$$y every night....
I'm a reality TV junkie, and actually like Dick from Big Brother 8.....
I'm a total loner (of course you probably already figured that out)......
I actually can't watch Gamecock games on TV cause I get too nervous.....
Well, there's one more, but I probably shouldn't share.....

[PuddingTime]

I hate the Dook Blue Devils, Pittsburgh Steelers, and St. Louis Cardinals all w/equal amounts of passion.

Women's feet are nasty. Legs and @$$ are what it's all about.

I really am quite the bad mamma-jamma on bass.

Nailing a friends mom is on my list of things to do.

Darts is fast replacing foosball as my favorite bar game.

Speaking of bar games....cornhole is the worst name every for one.

They sell soho cups everywhere...it's a college staple. Quit giving Ole Miss fans crap for that.

Ole Miss fans...quit dressing up like your going to prom. The rest of the world is laughing at you, and it's not jealousy, I promise.

[shk999]

I....don't.....hate Shk. :ohmy:

......yet. :laugh:

[AUFootball24]

Why does everyone call them soho cups? I thought it was 'solo'?

[AU Blaaaaaaaake]

Why does everyone call them soho cups? I thought it was 'solo'?

They are solo cups.

[GatorHunter]

Wow some of you guys are pretty warped. I guess the darkest secret I have is I find women's feet very sexy. :ohmy:

I'm with ya WarEagle73..."some" women's feet are very sexy. Although, some of the prettiest women/girls I've dated, had some real "billy" toes...:barf:

I actually broke up with a rich/beautiful girl because her 2nd and 3rd toes were longer than her big toe. It was disgusting!! They looked like bat feet...she could easily hang upside down from a branch I have no doubts.

Anyway, just wanted to give you a little back-up...I don't "get off" to feet or nothing, but I do find "some" women's feet attractive...my wife's are second to none.:thumpsup:

[KillerNut]

I actually broke up with a rich/beautiful girl because her 2nd and 3rd toes were longer than her big toe. It was disgusting!! They looked like bat feet...she could easily hang upside down from a branch I have no doubts.


I agree and I also think toes that are longer than your big toe is nasty IMO, but I have seen a lot of people (men, women, children) have them. I heard a thing on the radio a few months back about a scientic study that was done about people with different sized toes and their personality traits. I can't remember the specifics but it was pretty interesting.

BTW GH, did your old girlfriends toes look like this?

http://www.e-h.us/blog/archives/toes.jpg

[GatorHunter]

I agree and I also think toes that are longer than your big toe is nasty IMO, but I have seen a lot of people (men, women, children) have them. I heard a thing on the radio a few months back about a scientic study that was done about people with different sized toes and their personality traits. I can't remember the specifics but it was pretty interesting.

BTW GH, did your old girlfriends toes look like this?

http://www.e-h.us/blog/archives/toes.jpg

Not quite...hers were waayyy worse! Her big toe was kinda cute...short, petite...the second was about an inch longer...musta had 4-5 joints...the third...was an inch longer than the second!! It had 7 joints...nasty knarly lookin' appendage!!

[volimhtown]

I honestly don't know if Cianne is male or female? No offense



I think it was 2 or more years before I realized that he was a "he" and not a "she". :thumpsup: That freaky Capt America/Frenchie thing doesn't really offer any clues either!! :laugh:
That said, how do you pronounce it??? Is it "see-ann" or "shawn" or what???

This thread is classic!! You didn't have top post a pic of those nasty feet, though!! :thumbsdow Are they really YOURS???

[AUChamps]

And now for something different:
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n180/volhater/fatphil.jpg

[KillerNut]

You didn't have top post a pic of those nasty feet, though!! :thumbsdow Are they really YOURS???

No, they are a pic of some toes I got off google. My toes happen to go in order from Biggest to smallest starting with the big toe. I didn't mean to spoil your dinner or anything. I am a male and I wear size 16 shoes and BTW, I don't have a toenail painting fetish. Those are obviously not my feet. :laugh:

[JerryBeeds]

On saturday afternoons, I panhandle to feed my various addictions.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/funny13ur0.jpg

[KillerNut]

On saturday afternoons, I panhandle to feed my various addictions.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/JSnipes/funny13ur0.jpg

+ rep! Nice :laugh:

[SeanVol]

And now for something different:
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n180/volhater/fatphil.jpg

Thats wrong on so many levels!

[JerryBeeds]

I choked Linda Lovelace.

[DanielW4444]

I also like Alabama a little

[azamugg]

Even now after all these years, I have fond memories when I see a plump round watermelon warming in the sun, then without realizing it, I reach to see if I have my pocket knife.

I think you have some writer in you............thats a "Tom Sawyer" like visual

[Bulldog Bry]

I think you have some writer in you............thats a "Tom Sawyer" like visual


I thought it was porn.................

[shanksta13]

UPSET ALERT: West Virginia is getting dominated by the Marshall defense. Check out my thread in the Big East forum.

EDIT: TOUCHDOWN Marshall! 10-7 Marshall over West Virginia.

[UFGatorFan]

LSU looks scary!!!!!

[GatorBait15]

My god this had to have been before High 5's were invented because every post is worth it these are great!!!!!

here are a few...

I once Rep'd Grady.

I have never been able to prenounce Sabanocchino's name.

For about a month I didn't know wtf Geaux meant.

I always pictured Jerry Beeds as the fat guy off jurrasic park.:ph34r:

I also pictured The Ramp as a African American.

I am in love with Tennessee Girl:wub:

[azamugg]

Beeds as the fat guy on Jurassic Park:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[gatoraus]

When SLB posts, I picture some hot southern girl

I too wonder how to pronounce Sabonacchios(sp) name

I would like to get wasted with the bammers (timnem, aza, and shk)

I get pissed if I post something I think is witty and don't get rep for it

I see DDD as that asshole friend that you wonder why you are friends with them

And I wish I had the balls to rob a high end bank or casino because it seems like it would be fun

[GatorBait15]

When SLB posts, I picture some hot southern girl

I too wonder how to pronounce Sabonacchios(sp) name

I would like to get wasted with the bammers (timnem, aza, and shk)

I get pissed if I post something I think is witty and don't get rep for it

I see DDD as Jon Bellamy?
And I wish I had the balls to rob a high end bank or casino because it seems like it would be fun

yeah yeah?:laugh:

Edit: Spencer? haha

[shk999]

When SLB posts, I picture some hot southern girl

I too wonder how to pronounce Sabonacchios(sp) name

I would like to get wasted with the bammers (timnem, aza, and shk)

I get pissed if I post something I think is witty and don't get rep for it

I see DDD as that asshole friend that you wonder why you are friends with them

And I wish I had the balls to rob a high end bank or casino because it seems like it would be fun

When I have that urge, I just go play GTA. :laugh:

[GatorBait15]

When SLB posts, I picture some hot southern girl

I too wonder how to pronounce Sabonacchios(sp) name

I would like to get wasted with the bammers (timnem, aza, and shk)

I get pissed if I post something I think is witty and don't get rep for it

I see DDD as that asshole friend that you wonder why you are friends with them

And I wish I had the balls to rob a high end bank or casino because it seems like it would be fun

Hell yeah haha, I get blazed :laugh::thumpsup:

[bulldawg]

I have dated alot of UF girls.............

I have been to about 25 UF home games and have never been to Athens for a game (that one hurt to tell)

I have been to three gator Growls (what can I say UF girls are easy and lack gag reflexes)

I own a Notre Dame hat

I really hate the gators

I once wrote New Mexico State rules on a white t-shirt in black sharpy and wore it to the Gator Game

I back any team that is playing UF, even if we need UF to win to help us out

I bleed red and black

I truly hate the gators

I plan on going to a game in Athens as well as a UF game this coming year
( not counting the WLOCP )

I really hate UF

I'm spending too much time on this board trying to get over my post season withdraws

I need to find something to do on saturdays for a couple of months.

[GatorBait15]

Damnit already the next page! I have a notre dame hat too, I also have a bo Jackson and a Joe namath jersey but the Bo jackson is a Auburn jersey! and the other is a jets jersey...

anyway I am bumping this.............................

My god this had to have been before High 5's were invented because every post is worth it these are great!!!!!

here are a few...

I once Rep'd Grady.

I have never been able to prenounce Sabanocchino's name.

For about a month I didn't know wtf Geaux meant.

I always pictured Jerry Beeds as the fat guy off jurrasic park.

I also pictured The Ramp as a African American.

I am in love with Tennessee Girl

[bulldawg]

Wait for it.........................wait for it..............................ready

I have an autographed Spurrier Football in my memorbilia collection, I HATE SPURRIER

I'm going to shoot myself now.........................


"For about a month I didn't know wtf Geaux meant."

WTF does it mean?? GO??

[GatorBait15]

It is go haha...

one more I forgot!

I cried half way through DDD's manofesto :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[BamaDude06]

I've been to more Auburn games than Alabama games (but thats changing fast)

I've even been to an Auburn Basketball game this season but not a Bama one

I hated football until I was in 10th grade

I think War Eagle is a catcy tune, and so is Rocky Top (the first time they play it)

[the Paradox]

I've been to more Auburn games than Alabama games (but thats changing fast)

I've even been to an Auburn Basketball game this season but not a Bama one

I hated football until I was in 10th grade

I think War Eagle is a catcy tune, and so is Rocky Top (the first time they play it)

You need immediate, professional help.

RTR

[gatoraus]

Bama, you just reminded me of one. Hopefully my fellow Gators won't disown me. Sometimes I whistle the war chant. I hate it during FSU games, but I always find myself whistling it. I think it is kind of catchy. I feel like I just admitted to having an alcohol problem or something.

[the Paradox]

Bama, you just reminded me of one. Hopefully my fellow Gators won't disown me. Sometimes I whistle the war chant. I hate it during FSU games, but I always find myself whistling it. I think it is kind of catchy. I feel like I just admitted to having an alcohol problem or something.

Actually it would be better if you were an alcoholic. :laugh:


RTR

[GatorBait15]

Bama, you just reminded me of one. Hopefully my fellow Gators won't disown me. Sometimes I whistle the war chant. I hate it during FSU games, but I always find myself whistling it. I think it is kind of catchy. I feel like I just admitted to having an alcohol problem or something.
I whistle it too when I am taunting them M/f's!:laugh:

[gatoraus]

Actually it would be better if you were an alcoholic. :laugh:


RTR


I know. It just happens. I don't mean for it to. It is like the kid on Superbad that draws penises every time he starts drawing. I will just be sitting there and all of the sudden it happens.:whistle:

:sad:

[bulldawg]

We had the same war chant in high school. We were the braves. I just blame that damn brain eating chant whistle on that.

[azamugg]

I have to eat something sweet every nite ......hmmm, I wonder why?

[WarEagle73]

OK. I posted on here when this thread first came up. I posted one little nugget but there is much more.

1. BamaDude06, don't feel bad about liking our fight song. I've always though Bama's is quite catchy as well.

2. I once took my ex-girlfriend to a Bama game and even wore a Bama shirt for her benefit. It was Arkansas and Bama lost with a last second
Arkansas TD that was questionable. I acted upset over the loss for her so she'd give me some. It worked. I dumped her soon after.

3. Most people get on my nerves. My biggest pet peeve is stupidity and I consider a good deal of the people I know as being quite stupid.

4. I lost my virginity to our housekeeper when I was 12.

5. I was the county Scholars Bowl champion my senior year in high school.

[gatoraus]

OK. I posted on here when this thread first came up. I posted one little nugget but there is much more.

1. BamaDude06, don't feel bad about liking our fight song. I've always though Bama's is quite catchy as well.

2. I once took my ex-girlfriend to a Bama game and even wore a Bama shirt for her benefit. It was Arkansas and Bama lost with a last second
Arkansas TD that was questionable. I acted upset over the loss for her so she'd give me some. It worked. I dumped her soon after.

3. Most people get on my nerves. My biggest pet peeve is stupidity and I consider a good deal of the people I know as being quite stupid.

4. I lost my virginity to our housekeeper when I was 12.

5. I was the county Scholars Bowl champion my senior year in high school.

Is this really true? If it is, :thumpsup:

[azamugg]

OK. I posted on here when this thread first came up. I posted one little nugget but there is much more.

1. BamaDude06, don't feel bad about liking our fight song. I've always though Bama's is quite catchy as well.

2. I once took my ex-girlfriend to a Bama game and even wore a Bama shirt for her benefit. It was Arkansas and Bama lost with a last second
Arkansas TD that was questionable. I acted upset over the loss for her so she'd give me some. It worked. I dumped her soon after.

3. Most people get on my nerves. My biggest pet peeve is stupidity and I consider a good deal of the people I know as being quite stupid.

4. I lost my virginity to our housekeeper when I was 12.
5. I was the county Scholars Bowl champion my senior year in high school.




wait a minute WE, you're not gonna get away that easy..............we wanna hear the ENTIRE story w/ALL of its details on the losing your virginity to the housekeeper.............and hurry why don't ya

[the Paradox]

wait a minute WE, you're not gonna get away that easy..............we wanna hear the ENTIRE story w/ALL of its details on the losing your virginity to the housekeeper.............and hurry why don't ya

Yes, we need details.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/wahpuh/Awomansplace.jpg

RTR

[WarEagle73]

wait a minute WE, you're not gonna get away that easy..............we wanna hear the ENTIRE story w/ALL of its details on the losing your virginity to the housekeeper.............and hurry why don't ya


OK. Her name was Lydia. She was 24 and married. But she looked nothing like the pic that Paradox posted. The only way to describe her is that she looked just like the crazy neighbor on the TV show "Two & a Half Men". Melanie something is her name if you want to google the show.

Anyway, the story is quite simple. Apparently she was quite nuts. She stayed at our house during the week and would go home on weekends. Her husband worked out of town and was only home on weekends. She came on to me one night after dinner. She told me that I should come to her room after everyone went to bed so we could hang out and talk. Well, I was 12 and had no idea what she really had in mind. When I went in she was butt naked. I'll admit she had to show me what to do and how to do it but she seemed to get off on that. We messed around for about 6 months or so.

My older brother actually caught us one time on the living room couch going at it! Luckily he never told grandmother or she would have killed her. This is the hardest part to confess..... being a stupid 13 year old (by then) I started feeling guilty for cheating on my stupid little girlfriend at school so I broke it off with her! I know, I'm ashamed for giving that up to this day. I was pretty much set and blew it. :brick:

I know she had to be warped and she even admitted as much. She blamed it on some guy that messed around with her when she was too young like she was with me. But I am grateful to her. She taught me well on the subject and for that I will always remember her fondly. She kept on working for my family and we even messed around again from time to time. She left us after my grandmother died and my brother and I moved away to live with relatives. That was the last I ever saw of her, but I still think of her often to this day. And yes, she is the one that introduced me to my original confession from a few months ago on this thread.

[WarEagle73]

This is pretty much what she looked like..... This isn't her of course but everytime I see this woman on "Two and & Half Men" it amazes how much she looks like Lydia.

[Sabanocchio]

That is a harrowing story of heroism and I applaud you for sharing it. Thank you for your service to our gender. :D

[WarEagle73]

That is a harrowing story of heroism and I applaud you for sharing it. Thank you for your service to our gender. :D


I just wish there was more I could have done. :laugh:

[Sabanocchio]

Me too. Hook a brotha up. :joke:

[gatoraus]

Pretty intense stuff. Makes my life seem boring. lol. Out of curiosity, does your wife or anyone in your family besides your brother know?

[WarEagle73]

Me too. Hook a brotha up. :joke:


Well, she was 24 then so she should be about 46 or 47 now. Look her up if you want . The last I knew of here was she lived in Altoona, AL with her husband and the child she had not long after we broke our little fling off. The strange thing about her having a kid was she told me that her husband could not "perform" certain duties. :unsure:

[WarEagle73]

Pretty intense stuff. Makes my life seem boring. lol. Out of curiosity, does your wife or anyone in your family besides your brother know?

Yes, she knows about Lydia. She isn't worried about her or any of my other past exploits but for some reason is quite jealous of the fact that I asked my first grade teacher to marry me. :blink:

[Sabanocchio]

Well, she was 24 then so she should be about 46 or 47 now. Look her up if you want . The last I knew of here was she lived in Altoona, AL with her husband and the child she had not long after we broke our little fling off. The strange thing about her having a kid was she told me that her husband could not "perform" certain duties. :unsure:

Is there perhaps a WE73 Jr. running around that we don't know about?

[gatoraus]

Well, she was 24 then so she should be about 46 or 47 now. Look her up if you want . The last I knew of here was she lived in Altoona, AL with her husband and the child she had not long after we broke our little fling off. The strange thing about her having a kid was she told me that her husband could not "perform" certain duties. :unsure:

At 12, do you produce the necessary ingredient for baby making?:wacko:

[WarEagle73]

Is there perhaps a WE73 Jr. running around that we don't know about?


That was kind of a Altoona legend back in the day but nothing was ever tested or anything. My friends would rag me about the kid looking like me but I don't think they were serious. Remember I was just a kid myself so I really didn't know how think about it or what to do. It was fun and all but I do think she kind of warped me in some way or the other (mostly the whole foot thing). She was an adult and I was really still a child. I don't regret it due to what all she taught me but I sometimes do think she took away my childhood too soon.

[WarEagle73]

At 12, do you produce the necessary ingredient for baby making?:wacko:


I was just hitting puberty so I guess it was possible.

[fernandomike]

That was kind of a Altoona legend back in the day but nothing was ever tested or anything. My friends would rag me about the kid looking like me but I don't think they were serious. Remember I was just a kid myself so I really didn't know how think about it or what to do. It was fun and all but I do think she kind of warped me in some way or the other (mostly the whole foot thing). She was an adult and I was really still a child. I don't regret it due to what all she taught me but I sometimes do think she took away my childhood too soon.

Don't sweat the baby thing. After all, you were just 12. It's highly likely that you didn't jackalate anything more than warm air.

[msgadawg]

OK this is Freaking me!
PS I am a closet LSU Fan ( might as well be we can't beat em!)

[WarEagle73]

OK this is Freaking me!
PS I am a closet LSU Fan ( might as well be we can't beat em!)



Wow, I just bagged the housekeeper. but, you need help. :laugh:

[azamugg]

hey WE, tell us about some of the things she taught you and how, etc........did she just teach you basic stuff or did she try to get all exotic with you??

I feel weird for wanting to know more

[gatoraus]

hey WE, tell us about some of the things she taught you and how, etc........did she just teach you basic stuff or did she try to get all exotic with you??

this story is compelling to me!

Well, we know somewhere along the line foot fetishes came into play.:happy:

[WarEagle73]

hey WE, tell us about some of the things she taught you and how, etc........did she just teach you basic stuff or did she try to get all exotic with you??

this story is compelling to me!

Well, we know somewhere along the line foot fetishes came into play.:happy:


That did make up a big part of it. She really liked to have attention paid to her feet. Mostly what she taught me was different ways to "pleasure" a woman. What felt good and how to do it. Yes, she was quite kinky but I cannot go into much detail here without going over the X rated line. I will say the lessons she gave have served me well throughout the years. For example, I've never met the first chick who didn't turn into putty whenever I paid any attention to their feet.

[GatorBait15]

You are a badass WE! very lucky man I will say...

[WarEagle73]

You are a badass WE! very lucky man I will say...

Thanks! But don't be in too big of a hurry to grow up. Enjoy being young and hang on to it as long as possible. You are only a kid once and after it's over you can never go back. Like I said, I grew up way too fast. There is much I missed out on because of it.

[geechee]

I believe in a previous life, I may have purchased a bag of hash from Jerry Beeds.

I didn't know hash came in a bag. It's always been in foil when I've seen it.

[timNem]

That did make up a big part of it. She really liked to have attention paid to her feet. Mostly what she taught me was different ways to "pleasure" a woman. What felt good and how to do it. Yes, she was quite kinky but I cannot go into much detail here without going over the X rated line. I will say the lessons she gave have served me well throughout the years. For example, I've never met the first chick who didn't turn into putty whenever I paid any attention to their feet.
Have you ever been tempted to be like Al Bundy and sell women's shoes?

[timNem]

That was kind of a Altoona legend back in the day but nothing was ever tested or anything. My friends would rag me about the kid looking like me but I don't think they were serious. Remember I was just a kid myself so I really didn't know how think about it or what to do. It was fun and all but I do think she kind of warped me in some way or the other (mostly the whole foot thing). She was an adult and I was really still a child. I don't regret it due to what all she taught me but I sometimes do think she took away my childhood too soon.Is the kid a Bama or Auburn fan? Ever thought that BamaPerry could be your son?

[WarEagle73]

Is the kid a Bama or Auburn fan? Ever thought that BamaPerry could be your son?




Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:starwars:

[azamugg]

I didn't know hash came in a bag. It's always been in foil when I've seen it.

geech...............JUST SAY NO

[GatorBait15]

Chevy chase is one of my favorite of all time! and you look like him AZA!

[GatorBait15]

WE when I heard your story I kept thinking about the Garth Brooks songs ''That Summer''.

[WarEagle73]

WE when I heard your story I kept thinking about the Garth Brooks songs ''That Summer''.



I can see how that would fit. The only difference is instead of me being some guy working his way through college I was a 12 year old kid looking forward to going into the 7th. grade. Also instead of her being a lonely middle aged widow living on a farm, she was a 20 something married nyphpo with a serious foot fetish. Other than that it's pretty much dead on. :laugh:


BTW.... Feet wasn't her only kink either :whistle:

[GatorBait15]

I only brung it up because I was listening to it haha!

[SeanVol]

OK. Her name was Lydia. She was 24 and married. But she looked nothing like the pic that Paradox posted. The only way to describe her is that she looked just like the crazy neighbor on the TV show "Two & a Half Men". Melanie something is her name if you want to google the show.

Anyway, the story is quite simple. Apparently she was quite nuts. She stayed at our house during the week and would go home on weekends. Her husband worked out of town and was only home on weekends. She came on to me one night after dinner. She told me that I should come to her room after everyone went to bed so we could hang out and talk. Well, I was 12 and had no idea what she really had in mind. When I went in she was butt naked. I'll admit she had to show me what to do and how to do it but she seemed to get off on that. We messed around for about 6 months or so.

My older brother actually caught us one time on the living room couch going at it! Luckily he never told grandmother or she would have killed her. This is the hardest part to confess..... being a stupid 13 year old (by then) I started feeling guilty for cheating on my stupid little girlfriend at school so I broke it off with her! I know, I'm ashamed for giving that up to this day. I was pretty much set and blew it. :brick:

I know she had to be warped and she even admitted as much. She blamed it on some guy that messed around with her when she was too young like she was with me. But I am grateful to her. She taught me well on the subject and for that I will always remember her fondly. She kept on working for my family and we even messed around again from time to time. She left us after my grandmother died and my brother and I moved away to live with relatives. That was the last I ever saw of her, but I still think of her often to this day. And yes, she is the one that introduced me to my original confession from a few months ago on this thread.

Oh, Dear when did SECtalk turn into the internet message version of Tax Cab confessions?

[JerryBeeds]

I speak about the future in past tense.

[GatorBait15]

I have 2 SECTalk user names, my other one is ''Grady'':ph34r:

[JerryBeeds]

When I'm reading some of your posts, I give you voices in my head. Its quite humorous. Also, I laugh at my own jokes.

[geechee]

When I'm reading some of your posts, I give you voices in my head. Its quite humorous. Also, I laugh at my own jokes.

:laugh::laugh:

I can see why you do. You are the funniest f*cker on this site.

[timNem]

When I'm reading some of your posts, I give you voices in my head. Its quite humorous. Also, I laugh at my own jokes.
what do those voices sound like?

[crawfish]

And do these voices ever come out of your head and take on the form of a body of some kind? This is important.

[azamugg]

imagine me pulling your "cyber" hair bitch

[MBGamecock]

Imagine my "cyber" boot and your "cyber" a$$. :D

[GatorNation]

I don't know the difference between Gatornation and Gatorhunter. Seriously.

You too eh?


I don't understand what the confusion is...must be that dadgum Georgia degree. :D

I have the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and Avril Lavigne on my iPod (and I don't care what anyone thinks about it...)

I think Georgia's black jerseys (with the silver britches and red helmet) is one of the coolest unis I've seen in a while, and I hate the fact that I feel that way.

I used to have a crush on Debbie Gibson.

In high school, I once scared a kid so badly after he slept with my girlfriend (I actually made him urinate on himself) that he dropped out of school and joined the Army because he thought I was going to kill him.

I was arrested at school and prescribed prozac for accomplishing the above task.

I have published some of my poetry.

I used to be the drummer of a speed metal band, Dismembered, back in the late 80s...

[the Paradox]

I don't understand what the confusion is...must be that dadgum Georgia degree. :D

I have the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and Avril Lavigne on my iPod (and I don't care what anyone thinks about it...)

I think Georgia's black jerseys (with the silver britches and red helmet) is one of the coolest unis I've seen in a while, and I hate the fact that I feel that way.

I used to have a crush on Debbie Gibson.

In high school, I once scared a kid so badly after he slept with my girlfriend (I actually made him urinate on himself) that he dropped out of school and joined the Army because he thought I was going to kill him.

I was arrested at school and prescribed prozac for accomplishing the above task.

I have published some of my poetry.

I used to be the drummer of a speed metal band, Dismembered, back in the late 80s...


How do you type?, being dismembered and all.

RTR

[GatorNation]

How do you type?, being dismembered and all.

RTR

I use my tounge...

[crimsonnation713]

I use my tounge...

Gene Simmons ??

[crimsonnation713]

I broke the land speed record for tri-cycles in 1985

if taco eating were a sport...I'd be a god

I taught Gandhi how to "chill"

I taught Tiger my one swing thought...rest is history

I was swimming in the Bermuda triangle in 1991 and woke up 3 days later with something that looked like a probe and a buncha KY-jelly packs laying around

[WarEagle73]

I don't understand what the confusion is...must be that dadgum Georgia degree. :D

I have the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and Avril Lavigne on my iPod (and I don't care what anyone thinks about it...)

I think Georgia's black jerseys (with the silver britches and red helmet) is one of the coolest unis I've seen in a while, and I hate the fact that I feel that way.

I used to have a crush on Debbie Gibson.

In high school, I once scared a kid so badly after he slept with my girlfriend (I actually made him urinate on himself) that he dropped out of school and joined the Army because he thought I was going to kill him.

I was arrested at school and prescribed prozac for accomplishing the above task.

I have published some of my poetry.

I used to be the drummer of a speed metal band, Dismembered, back in the late 80s...



Debbie Gibson is hot as fire. At least that's the way I remember her from when I was 13. I also had a thang for Blair on "The Fact of Life." Call me crazy but the ultimate hottie was Rizzo from "Grease". I know everyone went for Olivia Newton John as Sandy, and I'll admit that she was good looking. But there was just something about Rizzo that got to me from a very young age. :wub:

[crimsonnation713]

Debbie Gibson is hot as fire. At least that's the way I remember her from when I was 13. I also had a thang for Blair on "The Fact of Life." Call me crazy but the ultimate hottie was Rizzo from "Grease". I know everyone went for Olivia Newton John and Sandy, and I'll admit that she was good looking. But there was just something about Rizzo that got to me from a very young age. :wub:

cause she was easy :laugh:

[WarEagle73]

cause she was easy :laugh:



That may be it. I was also quite smitten with Debra Harry (a.k.a Blondie) I remember getting to stay up late one night to watch Saturday Night Live and she was the musical act. She sang "Heart of Glass". When she got to the part where she did the "OHH AHH" part, I had no idea why but I knew I really liked that. It was something about the very bright red lip gloss she had on.

My first true love though was my 1st grade teacher. She was probably about 24, and everyday she would wear a sun dress and white sandals. I actually asked her to marry me and she kissed me on the cheek. :wub:

[crimsonnation713]

That may be it. I was also quite smitten with Debra Harry (a.k.a Blondie) I remember getting to stay up late one night to watch Saturday Night Live and she was the musical act. She sang "Heart of Glass". When she got to the part where she did the "OHH AHH" part, I had no idea why but I knew I really liked that. It was something about the very bright red lip gloss she had on.

My first true love though was my 1st grade teacher. She was probably about 24, and everyday she would wear a sun dress and white sandals. I actually asked her to marry me and she kissed me on the cheek. :wub:

know what you mean about teachers..I had a student teacher in 4th grade that I had a huge crush on and half way thru the year she got married and it KILLED ME...:whaa:

[MBGamecock]

I love to take baths and I sit down to pee.......but only at home.

[TDArkansasOhmy]

Finally, a place to get a load off my chest.

I have a mullet........

I live in a Trailer Park.........

My last name is Ziffel and I have a boy named Arnold......

Last week I went to a live concert and wore parachute pants.........

Not only did I go to the movie, but cried like a bytch at the end of Broke Back Mountain.........

I once pleasured myself with a sheep, OK, it was 15 times, her heart said no no, but those eyes said ride'em cowboy. (No reference to Broke Back Mountain).............

I think Steve Spurrier is one of America's gifted masterminds............

Sex with that sheep 15 times wasn't all that baaaaaa'd......

Nick Saban is under paid.......

and lastly...........

Neo, can I come home? I miss you Daddy!

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.onmoneymaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/scared.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEtEWnQp5sLT8k0pAxHv6dLyYNcsw